The Stand

The Stand
High Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne And Wear, NE1 1EW
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Andy Zaltzman: Plan Z

One half of the satirical podcast The Bugle is back with a show encompassing national identity, hope, fear and live action democracy.

Tue 16 May

£12 / 0844 693 3336

Balloonatics

£20 FAMILY TICKET (FOUR TICKETS - AT LEAST ONE ADULT REQUIRED) AVAILABLE BY CALLING THE BOX OFFICE ON 0141 212 3389 Get ready to go balloon crazy! Scottish comedian Chris Henry brings his hit children's show to The Stand as part of his world tour. A show the whole family will love, Balloonatics promises to be a…

Sat 22 Jul

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

Bank Holiday Special

Celebrate the Bank Holiday in style with a night of top comedy!

Sun 16 Apr

£10 (£9) / 0844 693 3336

With Tom Stade, Steffen Peddie, Katherine Tanney, John Gibson and host Alfie Joey.

Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

Sun 30 Apr

£10 (£9) / 0844 693 3336

With Carey Marx, John Scott, Katherine Tanney, Deage Paxton and host Lee Kyle.

Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

Sun 28 May

£10 (£9) / 0844 693 3336

With John Gordillo, John Scott and host Jason Cook.

Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

Benefit in Aid of Ouseburn Farm

Ouseburn Farm is a charity that offers a chance to experience farm life and nature in the heart of Newcastle. Ouseburn is inclusive and accessible for all, providing educational visits for school children and training and development opportunities for adults with learning difficulties. Ouseburn works to develop…

Tue 4 Apr

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

Benefit in Aid of RNLI

Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy in support of the Royal National Lifeboats Association. The RNLI saves lives by providing a 24-hour lifeboat search and rescue service, seasonal lifeguards, water safety education and initiatives, and flood rescue response. Since being founded in 1825, the crews at the…

Sun 14 May

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

Benefit in Aid of The Percy Hedley Foundation

The Percy Hedley Foundation is a charity that plays a crucial role in the lives of disabled children, young people, adults and their families throughout the North East and beyond. They provide a range of specialist education services, a wide variety of day services for adults, a sports academy, an employability service…

Mon 17 Jul

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

Benefit in Aid of Tyneside Samaritans

Samaritans of Tyneside have been in Newcastle-upon-Tyne since 1965 serving the local communities of Newcastle, Gateshead and south-west Northumberland. Our vision is that fewer people will die by suicide. To facilitate this we provide a 24/7 confidential listening service for anyone wanting to talk through their…

Sun 25 Jun

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

Bright Club

Bright Club Newcastle is the thinking person's stand up night, blending comedy, music, new writing, research and, performance, into a smorgasbord of delights. Locally sourced Academics from the North East take to the stage performing comic routines centred around their research. Funny and fascinating in equal measure…

Tue 2 May

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

Tue 18 Jul

£4 / 0844 693 3336

Bright Club

Hardworking staff of the city's universities are let out for the night to share their tales about the weird, wonderful, and often very funny, world of research.

Tue 2 May

£4 / 0844 693 3336

Carl Donnelly: Bad Man Tings

Join Carl Donnelly for an all new hour of funnies as he takes us through his thoughts on reaching the ripe old age of 34, the age that is statistically the happiest of your life. Following the mess that was his late twenties and early thirties (involving divorce, depression, hallucinogens and worse) Carl has now seemingly…

Tue 11 Apr

£12 (£10) / 0844 693 3336

Carl Hutchinson LIVE

Multi-award winning and one of the UK's most in-demand comedians today, Carl is sure to put on a great night of comedy as he always does.

Mon 3 Jul

£10 / 0844 693 3336

Comedy Night in Aid of Heel and Toe Children's Charity

Comedy night in aid of Heel and Toe children's charity. With performances by John Scott, Lost Voice Guy, John Whale, Catherine Scott and host Matt Reed.

Mon 17 Apr

Dean Friedman - In Concert

Dean Friedman first delighted UK and Ireland audiences with his chart-topping hit, Lucky Stars. The now classic single, paved the way for a slew of hits off Friedman's critically acclaimed album, "Well, Well" Said the Rocking Chair", including familiar tracks, Lydia, Rocking Chair, Woman of Mine, McDonald's Girl and…

Sun 21 May

Dyslexia North East Benefit

Dyslexia North East aim to offer support for all those affected by dyslexia, dyspraxia, ADHD and autism. They are there to help anyone who needs support for a Dyslexic Child, Adult or Professional. Our goals are to provide educational opportunities to increase knowledge and skills about dyslexia to enable dyslexics to…

Mon 5 Jun

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

Foil Arms and Hog - DoomDah

Irish comedy, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, you racist. Ireland's top comedy trio. Sold out Edfringe 2009-2016. Over ten million hits on YouTube. Foil, Arms and Hog present a delicious blend of bizarre, surreal and hilarious comedy scenes with outrageous…

Sun 9 Apr

The Footbaaaall Show

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at…

Tue 25 Apr

£5 (£4) / 0844 693 3336

Tue 23 May

£5 (£4) / 0844 693 3336

Tue 27 Jun

£5 (£4) / 0844 693 3336

Tue 25 Jul

£5 (£4) / 0844 693 3336

The Friday Show

There's no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There's five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.

Fri 31 Mar

£12 (£10) / 0844 693 3336

With Hailey Boyle, John Robertson, Lee Kyle and host Mike Wilmot.

Fri 7 Apr

£12 (£10) / 0844 693 3336

With Steve Gribbin, John Lynn, Viv Groskop and host Jason Cook.

Fri 14 Apr

£12 (£10) / 0844 693 3336

With Tom Stade, Steffen Peddie, Ed Patrick, Catherine Bohart and host Alfie Joey.

…and 15 more dates until 28 Jul

Gavin Webster’s Northern Hemisphere Tour

Edgy storytelling and provocative humour.

Mon 1 May

Good Grief

Dear Sir/Madam Good Grief is here! Join us for an evening of comedy from emerging talent and our closest comedy affiliate. We take our comedy fresh and tasty so we're keeping the doors low and the quality high. Expect some stellar acts to drop into the North East for this. Four top acts, one experienced compere and a…

Mon 10 Apr

£3 / 0844 693 3336

Mon 8 May

£3 / 0844 693 3336

Mon 12 Jun

£3 / 0844 693 3336

Mon 10 Jul

£3 / 0844 693 3336

Gunge: A Show with Gunge In It

Lee Kyle hosts a game show where the losing captain is going to get gunged.

Sat 1 Apr

James Acaster: The Trelogy

Stand up from the 2015 Chortle Best Show winner, as he presents Recognise, Represent and Reset on tour.

Mon 8 May

James Acaster: The Trelogy - Recognise

This lising is for James Acaster: Recognise You can also purchase a special ticket deal for all three James Acaster shows on 07, 08, 09 May 2017 -priced at £40 (+ Booking Fee of 50p per ticket, per show). SPECIAL TICKET DEAL IS NOT AVAILABLE ONLINE. TO BOOK PLEASE CALL ON 0191 300 9700 Undercover cops. Jury duty.

Sun 7 May

James Acaster: The Trelogy - RESET

This lising is for James Acaster: Reset You can also purchase a special ticket deal for all three James Acaster shows on 07, 08, 09 May 2017 -priced at £40 (+ Booking Fee of 50p per ticket, per show). SPECIAL TICKET DEAL IS NOT AVAILABLE ONLINE. TO BOOK PLEASE CALL ON 0191 300 9700 Undercover cops. Jury duty.

Tue 9 May

Kids Comedy Club

Kids, do you like watching idiots making fools of themselves? Parents, sick of the kids staring at screens all day but can't really be bothered to entertain them yourself? Well, why not come the the Kid's Comedy Club? There's loads of daft stuff going on, there are always a selection of the finest comedians around…

Sun 16 Apr

£4 / 0844 693 3336

Sun 14 May

£4 / 0844 693 3336

Sun 11 Jun

£4 / 0844 693 3336

Sun 16 Jul

£4 / 0844 693 3336

Lauren Pattison: Work In Progress

One of the brightest young things on the comedy scene, who is beginning to make her presence known across the country, homegrown talent Lauren Pattison brings a preview of her hotly anticipated debut hour to the club she's grown up (and thrown up) in. Fresh from performing at both Leeds and Latitude Festival and…

Sun 30 Jul

Limmy: That's Your Lot

Join Limmy for a night of storytelling and chit chat as he introduces his second book, That's Your Lot, featuring stories that are dafter and darker than before.

Mon 15 May

£16 (£13) / 0844 693 3336

Mon 19 Jun

£16 (£13) / 0844 693 3336

Marcel Lucont's Whine List

Alexis Dubus's quick-witted Gallic alter ego muses on mortality, masculinity and his own magnificence.

Mon 22 May

£14 (£12) / 0844 693 3336

Newcastle Comedy Collective

This is a group for fans of comedy in Newcastle and the surrounding area, who enjoy going to watch it live but don't always get the chance to do so. If you want to attend comedy events or even just meetup with like-minded lovers of humour in all its forms: stand-up, sketch, improv, film, cabaret,TV and radio, then this…

Wed 19 Apr

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

Red Raw @ The Stand Comedy Club

Tue 9 May

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

James Acaster @ The Stand Comedy Club, Newcastle

Wed 17 May

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

Red Raw @ The Stand Comedy Club

…and 6 more dates until 18 Oct

Patrick Monahan: That 80s Show

80s themed stand-up, fun, games and dancing.

Sun 11 Jun

£14 (£10) / 0844 693 3336

Paul Chowdhry: Live Innit

The Lafta funniest stand-up award winner of 2013 tackles more observational stuff in his latest show.

Tue 12 Sep

£22.40 / 0844 693 3336

Rachel Fairburn & Kiri Pritchard-McLean - All Killa no Filla - Live!

Join comedians Rachel Fairburn and Kiri Pritchard-McLean as they explore a shared passion, serial killers. In this live version of the hugely popular podcast the pair will talk all things murder and macabre while having a right laugh doing it. Recent shows have sold out so book your tickets now. You weirdos.

Rahul Kohli: Not So Chubby Brown

Geordie Rahul Kohli is back with his much anticipated second hour following on from his critically acclaimed debut hour: Newcastle Brown Male. A look back at the political, topical events of the year all from this young Newcastle Brown's perspective. While flirting with the offensive, the dark (of course, look at his…

Sun 23 Apr

Red Raw

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest…

Wed 29 Mar

£3 / 0844 693 3336

With John Robertson.

Wed 5 Apr

£3 / 0844 693 3336

With headliner John Whale.

Wed 12 Apr

£3 / 0844 693 3336

With host Lee Kyle and headliner Ed Patrick.

…and 15 more dates until 26 Jul

Rob Auton: The Sleep Show

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A show about sleep from the York-born stand-up.

Tue 18 Apr

The Saturday Show

It's the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there's something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab…

Sat 1 Apr

£17.50 / 0844 693 3336

With Hailey Boyle, John Robertson, Lee Kyle and host Mike Wilmot.

Sat 8 Apr

£17.50 / 0844 693 3336

With Steve Gribbin, John Lynn, Viv Groskop and host Jason Cook.

Sat 15 Apr

£17.50 / 0844 693 3336

With Tom Stade, Steffen Peddie, Ed Patrick, Catherine Bohart and Alfie Joey.

…and 15 more dates until 29 Jul

Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Seymour Mace makes it up as he goes along. Come and join Seymour and any of his mates he can con into working for nothing as they make stuff up on the spot relying only on the fact that they're funny. It could turn out to be anything from a regular stand up night to an impromptu scripted performance of the film 'Zulu…

Shake with Laughter: Benefit in Aid of Parkinson's UK

Shake with Laughter is a night of hilarity in aid of Parkinson's UK. For years now we have brought the best of stand up to sell-out crowds in London and Manchester and in 2017 we are coming to Newcastle. Expect a star studded show set to make your sides split and all for a good cause! Previous acts include Jo Brand…

Simon Donald: SATISCRAPTORY

SATISCRAPTORY: Descriptive of something of a poor, but adequate standard, eg. BBC local radio, McDonald's food. Simon Donald, one of the Donald brothers of Viz Comic infamy (the ‘Knob joke Gallaghers of Tyneside) brings home his show reflecting on his twelve years on the road as a stand-up comedian. ‘former Viz man…

Sun 23 Jul

Sod The Tories (And Have A Nice Week)

Fed up with the government? Fed up with the establishment? Fed up with what gets passed off as modern entertainment? Then come be lifted by the Sod The Tories. A night of comedy, music, spoken word and general anti-authoritarian shenanigans. We're not saying you're an idiot if you like all the things mentioned above…

Sun 2 Apr

Sun 7 May

Sun 4 Jun

Sun 2 Jul

Stand Spotlight

For each Stand Spotlight we invite some of the best up and coming comedians to shine a light on a different topic, tying in with our charity theme. Be the first to see this brand new material – and your ticket money goes to a good cause! This show will centre on the topic ‘Sex'. Ticket money will be donated to a local…

Tue 30 May

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

Stand Spotlight - New Beginnings - In Aid of Tyneside Housing Association

For each Stand Spotlight we invite some of the best up and coming comedians to shine a light on a different topic, tying in with our charity theme. Be the first to see this brand new material – and your ticket money goes to a good cause! This show will centre on the topic ‘New Beginnings'. Ticket money will be donated…

Steffen Peddie's Chat Show Thing*

What is it? It's a live chat show like you see on TV and features interviews with comedians, actors, musicians, DJs, Oddballs and other assorted interesting people! *may feature jokes and lots of ad libbing. Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open…

Mon 24 Apr

Mon 29 May

Mon 26 Jun

Mon 24 Jul

The Suggestibles

Improv five-piece transforming audience suggestions into hilarious skits and sketches.

Thu 20 Apr

£10 (£7) / 0844 693 3336

Thu 18 May

£10 (£7) / 0844 693 3336

Thu 15 Jun

£10 (£7) / 0844 693 3336

Thu 20 Jul

£10 (£7) / 0844 693 3336

The Thursday Show

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There's also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost…

Thu 30 Mar

£10 (£7) / 0844 693 3336

With Hailey Boyle, John Robertson, Lee Kyle and host Mike Wilmot.

Thu 6 Apr

£10 (£7) / 0844 693 3336

With Steve Gribbin, John Lynn, Viv Groskop and host Jason Cook.

Thu 13 Apr

£10 (£7) / 0844 693 3336

With Tom Stade, Steffen Peddie, Ed Patrick, Catherine Bohart and host Alfie Joey.

…and 11 more dates until 27 Jul

Tony Jameson - Is This What I’Ve Become?

A Rush of Laughter Presents TONY JAMESON - Is This What I've Become? Following his debut UK tour, Tony Jameson returns with a brand new show. ‘Is This What I've Become?' is a show where Tony bares his soul like never before. Join the north easts hottest comedic talent for an hour of funny stories, anecdotes and…

Tue 6 Jun

Tyneside Alternative Social Club - Find Friends in Newcastle

If you’d rather have real ale or cider in a traditional pub than cocktails in a trendy wine bar or prefer your music indie, rock or punk with a bit of folk and blues thrown in then we may well be the group for you. We’re aiming to appeal to individuals who don't quite fit the mainstream stereotype and are open to…

Thu 30 Mar

Prices to be confirmed / 0844 693 3336

NIGHT OUT AT THE STAND COMEDY CLUB - THE THURSDAY SHOW

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