The Witham

The Witham
3 Horsemarket, Barnard Castle, County Durham, DL12 8LY
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Alfie Moore: Fair Cop Unleashed

Join BBC Radio 4's cop-turned-comedian Alfie Moore for his latest stand-up tour show. Fair Cop Unleashed is based on a dramatic real-life incident from Alfie's police casebook. Relive with him the thrilling ups and downs of the night a mysterious clown came to town and more than one life ended up in the balance. It was no…

Sat 7 May

£16 / 01833 631107

Alistair McGowan: The Piano Show

A unique mix of classic comedy and classical music In the wake of his Sony album, which reached No 1 in the UK Classical Album charts, comes Alistair McGowan’s new show, combining his talents as master impressionist and comedian with his new-found talent as a classical pianist! Join Alistair as he talks and plays his way…

Fri 1 Apr

£22 / 01833 631107

Andy Zaltzman: Satirist For Hire

Andy Zaltzman, chair of The News Quiz (Radio 4), host of the global hit satirical podcast The Bugle, and Test Match Special statistician, returns with his unparalleled interactive stand-up show. Andy invites audience members to submit topics, issues and miscellaneous gripes for him to satirise to order, meaning every show…

Fri 4 Mar

£15 / 01833 631107

Ben Hart: Wonder

The Britain's Got Talent finalist and acclaimed magician heads out on his debut solo show.

Sat 29 Jan

£18.70 (£16.50) / 01833 631107

Billy Pearce: Live

A National treasure, and without doubt one of Britain's most talented and best loved comedians, multi award winner Billy Pearce has won just about every comedy award, Solo Comedian of the Year, and Best Television Comedy Newcomer at the London Palladium. There are few stages upon which Billy has not appeared, and he's…

Fri 2 Sep

£20 / 01833 631107

Bobby Mair: Cockroach

Bobby Mair is a Canadian stand-up comedian based in London. Bobby did a wonderful performance at one of our work-in-progress days in the summer, and we are thrilled he's agreed to come back as part of his nationwide tour. Cockroach is a show of dark, gut-wrenching stand-up from one the best comedians in the country. Host…

Sat 12 Mar

£14 / 01833 631107

Gill Sims: Why Mummy Drinks

Gill Sims is a mum on a mission against the idealised lives we see on Instagram. Her blog, Peter and Jane, an honest account of family life, spun into a book, Why Mummy Swears. Now she is releasing the follow-up Why Mummy Drinks. Join Gill for a Q&A about her life and career so far.

Sat 9 Apr

£22.50 / 01833 631107

Janey Godley's Soup Pot Tour

A hilarious new show from Scottish comedian Janey Godley.

Wed 23 Mar

Cancelled / 01833 631107

Jenny Eclair: Sixty! (FFS)

A grumpy look at life from Ms Eclair, having hit 60 and a new decade of decrepitude.

Mon 28 Mar

£22.40 / 01833 631107

Lost Voice Guy: Cerebral LOL-sy

Britain’s Got Talent winner Lee Ridley (aka Lost Voice Guy) sets out on a tour of the UK.

Wed 16 Mar

£14–£16 / 01833 631107

Lou Sanders: One Word: Wow

It's me again, your old internet friend Dr Giggles. It's time for a little get together; so pull up a chair, get all cosy and let me tell you about the time I gave this horse a boner. I'll bring my skates, you bring your wallet and we'll all take some piccies. Maybe this show is the real vaccine? As seen on The Late Late…

Fri 13 May

£17.92 / 01833 631107

Lou Sanders: Say Hello to Your New Step-Mummy

  • 3 stars

Lou Sanders discusses mental health, relationships and pervs in her latest hour.

Fri 13 May

£16 / 01833 631107

Mark Thomas: Product

The only TV show never to be repeated is finally back! BeforeJoe Lycett, The Revolution Will be Televised, Lee Nelson, Dom Joly andBalls of Steel, The Mark Thomas Comedy Product was the show that set the agenda. From challenging corporations, exposing corruption, ending MPs' careers and setting up a PR company at an arms…

Tue 1 Mar

£12.50–£15 / 01833 631107

Mark Watson: This Can't Be It

We've all had some pondering to do about the fragility of life recently, but dont worry, skinny national treasure Mark Watson has it covered. At 41, hes halfway through his days on earth, according to the life expectancy calculator app he paid £1.49 for. That life is in the best shape in living memory… but one problem…

Thu 10 Feb

£22 / 01833 631107

Scott Bennett: Great Scott

Recently described by the Evening Standard as "Live Comedy's best kept secret" Scott Bennett has been blazing a trail through the stand-up circuit for the best part of a decade. He's written for many high profile acts such as Chris Ramsey and Jason Manford, and recently recorded his debut on BBC Two's Live at the Apollo.

Sat 24 Sep

£15 / 01833 631107

Sean McLoughlin: So Be It

International microstar Sean McLoughlin is back on the road with a scintillating new stand-up show.  The world may be a strange and scary place but there's no need for the bastards to get you down. Come sit in a dark room and listen to some jokes told by "an impassioned and uniquely brilliant talent" (The List) Widely…

Fri 28 Oct

£15 / 01833 631107

Shaparak Khorsandi: IT WAS THE 90s!

Ah, the 90s! The decade that Shaparak Khorsandi was in her twenties and ‘ladette’ culture ruled the school. The decade when there was nothing to be done but party, and Shaparak found herself flying about London with hope in her heart, a tenner in her pocket and spare knickers in her handbag. She matched the boys…

Sat 26 Feb

£17.60 / 01833 631107

Simon Evans: The Work of the Devil

Veteran stand-up presents his most personal show to date.

Wed 2 Mar

£13–£15 / 01833 631107

Steve Bugeja: Tried To Start His Own Nickname

One of comedy's most exciting rising stars, Steve Bugeja (AKA 'The Mighty Booj', 'Moulin Booj', or - for December only - 'Ebenezer Booj') is bringing his brand new show for 2022. A familiar face on TV and radio, Steve hosted the BBC Radio 4 series Economics with Subtitles, and has made numerous appearances on TV shows…

Sat 18 Jun

£12 / 01833 631107

Two Mr P's in a Podcast Live

Mr P has been a primary school teacher for over twelve years. He still works part-time in school and leads training in schools all over the UK and beyond. From sharing ideas and funny insights into life in the classroom, he has now become one of the most followed teachers on social media in the UK. Three years ago…

Fri 29 Apr

£20 / 01833 631107