The Stand

The Stand
333 Woodlands Road, Glasgow, G3 6NG
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Andy Zaltzman: Plan Z

One half of the satirical podcast The Bugle is back with a show encompassing national identity, hope, fear and live action democracy.

Mon 15 May

£12 / 0141 212 3389

Balloonatics

£20 FAMILY TICKET (FOUR TICKETS - AT LEAST ONE ADULT REQUIRED) AVAILABLE BY CALLING THE BOX OFFICE ON 0141 212 3389 Get ready to go balloon crazy! Scottish comedian Chris Henry brings his hit children's show to The Stand as part of his world tour. A show the whole family will love, Balloonatics promises to be a…

Sat 15 Jul

Prices to be confirmed / 0141 212 3389

Bank Holiday Special

Celebrate the Bank Holiday in style with a night of top comedy!

Sun 30 Apr

£10 (£9) / 0141 212 3389

With The Reverend Obadiah Steppenwolfe III, Scott Agnew, Liz Miele, Kirsty Morrison and host Susie McCabe.

Sun 28 May

£10 (£9) / 0141 212 3389

With John Moloney, Ria Lina, Bruce Fummey and Gareth Mutch.

BBC Comedy Presents

Join BBC Comedy and The Stand for a night of brand new comedy. 'Want to see some brand spanking new comedy talent? Yes? That's good!' See the start of some new stand-up material and comedy shows that are in development and be part of comedy history in the making. Grab your tickets and have your say…..bring your…

Wed 14 Jun

£4 / 0141 212 3389

Wed 13 Sep

£4 / 0141 212 3389

Benefit in Aid of Cosgrove Care

Cosgrove Care specialises in providing person centred support services for children and adults who have additional support needs, learning disabilities and autistic spectrum disorders living in and around Glasgow, East Renfrewshire and North Lanarkshire. Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy in support of…

Wed 17 May

Prices to be confirmed / 0141 212 3389

Benefit in Aid of Glasgow Straight Talk

Glasgow Straight Talk is a student-run charity which works with a Ugandan NGO aiming to decrease the incidence of HIV through education, empowerment of young people and promoting healthy lives. Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy in aid of their work. With Christopher MacArthur Boyd, Kirsty Morrison…

Mon 8 May

Prices to be confirmed / 0141 212 3389

Benefit in Aid of Scottish Sports Futures

Scottish Sports Futures (SSF) is a charity based in Glasgow, changing lives through sport. They deliver 'sport for change' programmes locally and nationally to over 10,000 young people annually that are vulnerable or at risk in disadvantaged communities across Scotland. Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy in…

Wed 28 Jun

Prices to be confirmed / 0141 212 3389

Benefit in Aid of Tayside Mountain Rescue

Tayside Mountain Rescue is a voluntary land based search and rescue organisation, providing 24 hour, 365 days per year service, covering 3000 square miles. All Weather. All Terrain. All Hours. No one wants to think worst case scenario when they're enjoying the outdoors. But it's surprising how many people end up in…

Wed 21 Jun

Prices to be confirmed / 0141 212 3389

Billy Kirkwood's Pick of the Fringe

Fed up missing out on all the Fringe action in Edinburgh? Well once again, The Stand is bringing you the best of the Fringe to the West coast. Billy Kirkwood will host four top acts TBA in a show set to give you the chance to sample a taste of the festival right here on your own doorstep. All line ups are subject to…

Wed 2 Aug

Wed 9 Aug

Wed 16 Aug

Wed 23 Aug

Bright Club Glasgow Science Festival Special

Scientists do stand up! Glasgow's favourite research-fuelled comedy night presents a special show as part of Glasgow Science Festival, with six funny scientists ready to entertain and enlighten you. Get ready to laugh and learn!

Bruce Morton's Pick of the Fringe

Fed up missing out on all the Fringe action in Edinburgh? Well once again, The Stand is bringing you the best of the Fringe to the West coast. Bruce Morton will host four top acts TBA in a show set to give you the chance to sample a taste of the festival right here on your own doorstep. All line ups are subject to…

Thu 3 Aug

Fri 4 Aug

£12 (£10) / 0141 212 3389

Sat 5 Aug

Carl Hutchinson LIVE

Multi-award winning and one of the UK's most in-demand comedians today, Carl is sure to put on a great night of comedy as he always does.

Sun 21 May

£10 / 0141 212 3389

Comedian Rap Battles

Comedy and hip hop clash in rap battles, a concept show which garnered a 5 star review and nuff respect at the Fringe. Street cred is put on the line as some of the country's best comedians compete to see who exhibits the most swag when it comes to hip hop wits. The Edinburgh Fringe version of the show attracted some…

Wed 3 May

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Wed 7 Jun

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Wed 5 Jul

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Wed 6 Sep

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Frankie Boyle: Work in Progress

SORRY! THIS EVENT IS NOW SOLD OUT - PLEASE CHECK FUTURE DATES FOR AVAILABILITY. To be first in the know about hot ticket events, why not become a member! Click here to find out more! A continuation of last year's work in progress show, so if you saw that, maybe give someone else a shot? With support.

Mon 10 Jul

£15 (£12) / 0141 212 3389

Mon 24 Jul

£15 (£12) / 0141 212 3389

Wed 26 Jul

£15 (£12) / 0141 212 3389

Mon 31 Jul

£15 (£12) / 0141 212 3389

The Friday Show

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We've put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.

Fri 5 May

£12 (£10) / 0141 212 3389

With Josh Howie, Dana Alexander, Robin Grainger and host Billy Kirkwood.

Fri 12 May

£12 (£10) / 0141 212 3389

With Mike Wilmot, Ro Campbell, Jodie Mitchell and host Jonathan Mayor.

Fri 19 May

£12 (£10) / 0141 212 3389

With Brendon Burns, Diane Spencer, Kevin Shepherd, Marc Jennings and host Raymond Mearns.

…and 15 more dates until 29 Sep

Glasgow Kids Comedy Club

£16 FAMILY TICKET (1 adult, 3 kids/2 adults, 2 kids/3 adults, 1 kid) available by calling the box office - 0141 212 3389 Boring old Sundays will never be the same again! The Stand Comedy Club presents a live stand-up show for younger fans every month. We've got three top comedians at every show. There are no sweary…

Sun 7 May

£4 / 0141 212 3389

With host Ashley Storrie, Mr Fibbers and headliner Dana Alexander.

Sun 2 Jul

£4 / 0141 212 3389

With Kevin Gildea and more TBA!

Jason Byrne: The Man With Three Brains

The Dublin-born stand-up follows up his highly-acclaimed Propped Up tour with a new show full of energetic humour, props and fast-thinking improv.

Sun 29 Oct

Mon 30 Oct

Jellybean - When Will I Be Famous? (Kids Show)

Come join Jellybean, the biggest kid in the world, as he tries his hardest to get famous. The craziest kids' entertainer will have you in stitches as you help him gain worldwide attention. Warning… lots of interaction and lots of laughing. 'Anarchic fun' ★★★★ Scotsman 'Works the crowd like a pro' Chortle…

Joe Heenan's Pick of the Fringe

Fed up missing out on all the Fringe action in Edinburgh? Well once again, The Stand is bringing you the best of the Fringe to the West coast. Joe Heenan will host four top acts TBA in a show set to give you the chance to sample a taste of the festival right here on your own doorstep. All line ups are subject to…

Thu 24 Aug

£10 (£8) / 0141 212 3389

Fri 25 Aug

£12 (£10) / 0141 212 3389

Sat 26 Aug

JoJo Sutherland's Pick of The Fringe

Fed up missing out on all the Fringe action in Edinburgh? Well once again, The Stand is bringing you the best of the Fringe to the West coast. JoJo Sutherland will host four top acts TBA in a show set to give you the chance to sample a taste of the festival right here on your own doorstep. All line ups are subject…

Thu 17 Aug

Fri 18 Aug

Sat 19 Aug

Jokeslam to Hell – Billy Kirkwood, Neil “The Wee Man" Bratchpiece & Chris Brooker

The smash-hit stand-up comedy show where some of the UKs top wrestling-obsessed comics & special guests, hit the road in a show that's must for any wrestling fan, with this punchline pile-driving, laugh-lariating, headlock of hysteria about the fandom, love, over-the-top, pop culture-infusing real-life action movie…

Jonny & the Baptists: Eat the Poor

Songs, satire and silliness from Jonny & the Baptists.

Wed 24 May

Katy Brand: I Was a Teenage Christian

  • 2 stars

The comedian tells the true story of when she was the member of a teenage church group.

Sun 21 May

Larry Dean & Frankie Boyle: Work In Progress Double Bill

A fantastic double-bill of top comedy! The hilarious Larry Dean will perform his one hour Fringe show (Work in Progress), followed by an hour work in progress from Frankie.

Michael Redmond's Pick of the Fringe

Fed up missing out on all the Fringe action in Edinburgh? Well once again, The Stand is bringing you the best of the Fringe to the West coast. Michael Redmond will host four top acts TBA in a show set to give you the chance to sample a taste of the festival right here on your own doorstep. All line ups are subject…

Sun 6 Aug

Sun 13 Aug

Sun 20 Aug

Sun 27 Aug

Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don't come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.

Sun 7 May

£6 (£5) / 0141 212 3389

With Stuart Mitchell, Dana Alexander and Bryan Ghosh.

Sun 14 May

£6 (£5) / 0141 212 3389

With Ray Bradshaw, Stephen Halkett and Ross Leslie.

Sun 4 Jun

£6 (£5) / 0141 212 3389

With Chris Forbes and Gary Faulds.

…and 9 more dates until 24 Sep

Monday Night Improv

Hold on tight for this fast, frantic unpredictable showdown of improvised comedy games where the same game is never played twice. We've got two teams of comics featuring Garry Dobson, Stu Murphy, and some very special guests battling it out for big laughs as our players pit their skills against whatever the audience…

Mon 1 May

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Mon 5 Jun

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Mon 4 Sep

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Owen Benjamin: Feel My Heat Tour

SORRY SOLD OUT! If there are any uncollected tickets these will go back on sale on the door 15 minutes before the show starts. Please note it will be standing room only by this point. Owen Benjamin is a comedian and actor, best known for his hilarious blend of stand-up and musical comedy. He has appeared in the movies…

Sat 2 Sep

Patrick Monahan: That 80s Show

80s themed stand-up, fun, games and dancing.

Sun 25 Jun

£14 (£10) / 0141 212 3389

Paul Chowdhry: Live Innit

The Lafta funniest stand-up award winner of 2013 tackles more observational stuff in his latest show.

Mon 11 Sep

£22.40 / 0141 212 3389

Red Raw

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it's your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

Tue 2 May

£3 / 0141 212 3389

With host Chris Forbes and headliner Bruce Fummey.

Tue 9 May

£3 / 0141 212 3389

With host Ashley Storrie

Tue 16 May

£3 / 0141 212 3389

With headliner Stuart Mitchell.

…and 19 more dates until 26 Sep

Rob Auton: The Sleep Show

  • 3 stars

A show about sleep from the York-born stand-up.

Wed 10 May

Robert Florence and Iain Connell: Uncles

Robert Florence and Iain Connell put the world to rights over a pint or two.

Sun 30 Apr

Sun 7 May

The Saturday Show

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it's the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.

Sat 6 May

£17.50 / 0141 212 3389

With Josh Howie, Dana Alexander, Robin Grainger and host Billy Kirkwood.

Sat 13 May

£17.50 / 0141 212 3389

With Mike Wilmot, Ro Campbell, Jodie Mitchell and host Jonathan Mayor.

Sat 20 May

£17.50 / 0141 212 3389

With Brendon Burns, Diane Spencer, Kevin Shepherd, Marc Jennings and host Raymond Mearns.

…and 15 more dates until 30 Sep

Scram!

SCRAM! is the brand new sketch and ensemble night from some of Scotland's finest new comedians. A team of the country's most exciting young talent take over the Stand for a night of sketches, stand-up and improv guaranteed to set your week off on a high. With Marc Jennings, Christopher MacArthur-Boyd, Ally Houston…

Mon 29 May

£5 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

The Song of Fergus and Kate

£16 FAMILY TICKET (2 ADULTS, 2 KIDS/1 ADULT, 3 KIDS) AVAILABLE BY CALLING THE BOX OFFICE ON 0141 212 3389 Watch This Space Productions Presents: The Song of Fergus and Kate “I'm a monster” Fergus admitted, “you'd better go and let me be” but the girl said “I've never met a monster, come out and let me see.” Do…

Sun 4 Jun

Susan Morrison's Pick of the Fringe

Fed up missing out on all the Fringe action in Edinburgh? Well once again, The Stand is bringing you the best of the Fringe to the West coast. Susan Morrison will host four top acts TBA in a show set to give you the chance to sample a taste of the festival right here on your own doorstep. All line ups are subject to…

Thu 10 Aug

Fri 11 Aug

Sat 12 Aug

Susie McCabe: Let's Get Physical

Sharp observations health, fitness and well being.

Sun 8 Oct

£11 (£8.80) / 0141 212 3389

Tez Ilyas: Made in Britain

Tez presents the follow-up to his debut hour Tez Talks.

Mon 22 May

£10 (£8) / 0141 212 3389

The Thursday Show

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it's usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.

Thu 4 May

£10 (£7) / 0141 212 3389

With Josh Howie, Robin Grainger and host Billy Kirkwood.

Thu 11 May

£10 (£7) / 0141 212 3389

With Mike Wilmot, Ro Campbell, Jodie Mitchell and host Jonathan Mayor.

Thu 18 May

£10 (£7) / 0141 212 3389

With Brendon Burns, Diane Spencer, Kevin Shepherd, Marc Jennings and host Raymond Mearns.

…and 15 more dates until 28 Sep

Topical Storm

Bulletin Board Caledonia presents Mark Nelson, Keir McAllister, Stuart Murphy and Vladimir McTavish in Topical Storm Satirical Comedy for a Radical Scotland Following the success of Aye Right? How No? at the 2014 Fringe, and in a post-referendum, post-2015 election society, McTavish, Nelson and McAllister return…

Mon 29 May

£7 (£5) / 0141 212 3389

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