The Stand

The Stand
333 Woodlands Road, Glasgow, G3 6NG
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Abandoman: Life & Rhymes

Fast-paced musical comedy sketches and hip hop improvisations from Rob Broderick.

Mon 9 Oct

£14 (£12) / 0141 212 3389

Ahir Shah: Control

In an age of global socio-political turmoil, Shah presents a show about freedom, fascism, history, hope, resistance, and milk. Ahir's last show enjoyed packed runs at the Edinburgh Fringe, the Soho Theatre, and a national tour. In it, he theorised that we were being tugged in contradictory directions by a potential…

Wed 17 Jan 2018

£12 (£10) / 0141 212 3389

Alun Cochrane: A Show with a Man in It

  • 4 stars

The laconic Yorkshireman returns with gentle observations.

Mon 19 Mar 2018

£12.50 / 0141 212 3389

Alun Cochrane: Alunish Cochranish

No-nonsense comedy. Ages 16+.

Mon 19 Mar 2018

£14 / 0141 212 3389

Anti-Valentine's Day!

Oh God, it's that time of year again. Single and sick of all the hearts, flowers and smug couples? In a smug couple, but not having when you can be romantic dictated to you, thank-you-very-much? Come laugh in a dark basement with us instead. There will be booze. With Andrea Hubert.

Wed 14 Feb 2018

£6 (£5) / 0141 212 3389

Balloonatics

£24 FAMILY TICKET AVAILABLE ONLINE BY SELECTING 4 FAMILY PRICE TICKETS! (FOUR TICKETS - AT LEAST ONE ADULT REQUIRED) Get ready to go balloon crazy! Scottish comedian Chris Henry brings his hit children's show to The Stand as part of his world tour. A show the whole family will love, Balloonatics promises to be a…

Sun 22 Oct

£8 (£7) / 0141 212 3389

BBC Comedy Presents

Join BBC Comedy and The Stand for a night of brand new comedy. 'Want to see some brand spanking new comedy talent? Yes? That's good!' See the start of some new stand-up material and comedy shows that are in development and be part of comedy history in the making. Grab your tickets and have your say…..bring your…

Wed 15 Nov

£4 / 0141 212 3389

Benefit in Aid of Action on Hearing Loss

Action on Hearing Loss Scotland's work supports people who are deaf or have hearing loss. Hearing loss is a major public health issue that affects 945,000 people in Scotland, and this number is set to grow as the population ages. Please join us for a stellar night of comedy in support of their important work. All…

Wed 20 Sep

£8 / 0141 212 3389

Benefit in Aid of Amnesty International Glasgow West

Amnesty International is a movement of ordinary people across the world standing up for humanity and human rights. Our purpose is to protect individuals wherever justice, fairness, freedom and truth are denied. Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy in support of this vital work. With five great acts TBC!

Wed 1 Nov

Prices to be confirmed / 0141 212 3389

Benefit in Aid of Quarriers

Quarriers East Ayrshire Supported Living provides support to adults with a physical and/or learning disability with the aim to help live as independently as possible in their community; this involves support with housework, finances and socialising. Join us for a fantastic night of comedy in support of thier valuable…

Mon 25 Sep

Prices to be confirmed / 0141 212 3389

Benefit in Aid of Support In Mind

Support in Mind Scotland is a national mental health charity working to improve the quality of life for people affected by mental illness. Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy in support of their valuable work. With Gary Little, Chris Forbes, Ashley Storrie, Donald Alexander and your wonderful host Billy…

Wed 11 Oct

Prices to be confirmed / 0141 212 3389

Bobby Mair

Offbeat and aggressive humour from Mair – who's been gracing your tellyboxes recently on 8 Out of 10 Cats, Russell Howard's Good News and Seann Walsh's Late Night Comedy Spectacular.

Sun 18 Feb 2018

£12.50 / 0141 212 3389

Bobby Mair- Loudly Insecure

Over the past couple of years, Bobby has become an instantly recognisable face on British television and the UK comedy circuit. Bobby is currently shooting his first comedy series for VICELAND, which airs this summer. Co-starring the love of his life Harriet Kemsley, the show follows the pair's hilariously…

Sun 18 Feb 2018

£12.50 / 0141 212 3389

Bright Club

Bright Club's unique blend of comedy and academia has made waves across the country, with a storming sell-out show at the 2011 Edinburgh Fringe Festival and support from the likes of Robin Ince, Josie Long, Susan Morrison and Bruce Morton. Join us as funny academics from Scotland's universities stand up for your…

Mon 13 Nov

£5 / 0141 212 3389

Wed 28 Feb 2018

£5 / 0141 212 3389

Burns Night Special

Celebrate Burns Night in style with an evening of top comedy!

Wed 24 Jan 2018

£6 (£5) / 0141 212 3389

With Janey Godley and John Scott.

Sun 28 Jan 2018

£6 (£5) / 0141 212 3389

With Vladimir McTavish.

Comedian Rap Battle

Are you bored with hip hop scene bores moaning on about their fast cars and beautiful women? The Wee Man aims to solve all this by bringing a Scottish slant to the genre and pitting the country's best comedians against its best rappers. Game on.

Wed 4 Oct

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Wed 8 Nov

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Wed 6 Dec

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

…and 2 more dates until 7 Feb 2018

Ellie Taylor: This Guy

Following a sell-out Edinburgh Festival season and 2016 tour, the star of BBC's Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week and The John Bishop Show, Channel 4's 8 Out of 10 Cats, and BBC Radio 4's The Now Show presents an unmissable new stand-up show discussing whether or not she should breed. 'Radiates charisma… blessed with…

Wed 18 Oct

£13 (£11) / 0141 212 3389

Fern Brady: Suffer, Fools!

Following two Fringe shows that sold out through word of mouth alone, Scottish comedian Fern is back for another Scottish hour. Scottish. As seen on English comedian Russell Howard's Stand Up Central, English comedian Stewart Lee's Alternative Comedy Experience and Viceland's new series Brexit Stage Left. God, I…

Mon 27 Nov

£10 / 0141 212 3389

Fin Taylor & Kiri Pritchard Mclean Double Bill

FIN TAYLOR: LEFTY TIGHTY RIGHTY LOOSEY The most talked about comedian from last year's Fringe is back. He's still white, and you're still hippies. Something's got to give. And I'm not blacking up. It's been a globe-trotting year for Whitey. He's been to America, Australia, Holland and the rest. And all over he's…

Mon 22 Jan 2018

£12 / 0141 212 3389

The Friday Show

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We've put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.

Fri 22 Sep

£12 (£10) / 0141 212 3389

With Carl Hutchinson, John Gillick, Gareth Waugh, Robin Grainger and host Mandy Knight.

Fri 29 Sep

£12 (£10) / 0141 212 3389

With Scott Gibson, Jimmy McGhie, Brennan Reece, Jodie Mitchell and host Raymond Mearns.

Fri 6 Oct

£12 (£10) / 0141 212 3389

With Michael Fabbri, Ashley Storrie, Russell Hicks, Donald Alexander and host Bruce Devlin.

…and 18 more dates until 23 Feb 2018

Giggle for Glen: Benefit in Aid of the Butterfly Trust and Queen Elizabeth Hospital

Victoria Glen made it her life's work to help and support people living with Cystic Fibrosis and life limiting illness raising over 40 thousand pounds for charities including Live Life Then Give Life and The Butterfly Trust. On the 30th of January 2017 at the age of 34 Victoria sadly passed away six years after…

Wed 25 Oct

£10 (£8) / 0141 212 3389

Glasgow Kids Comedy Club

£16 FAMILY TICKET (1 adult, 3 kids/2 adults, 2 kids/3 adults, 1 kid) available by calling the box office - 0141 212 3389 Boring old Sundays will never be the same again! The Stand Comedy Club presents a live stand-up show for younger fans every month. We've got three top comedians at every show. There are no sweary…

Sun 1 Oct

£4 / 0141 212 3389

Glasgow Kids Comedy Club

Boring old Sundays will never be the same again! The Stand Comedy Club presents a live stand-up show for younger fans every month. We've got three top comedians at every show. There are no sweary words or adult stuff – just a load of jokes and fun. Best for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5's and all young comedy fans must be…

Sun 7 Jan 2018

£4 / 0141 212 3389

Sun 4 Feb 2018

£4 / 0141 212 3389

The Harry and Chris Show

  • 3 stars

Harry Baker and Chris Read bring their unique mix of comedy, melody and poetry.

Mon 18 Dec

£13.44 / 0141 212 3389

Hootfest!

Laugh your way to the end of the year at Scotland's favourite comedy club.

Wed 27 Dec

£15 / 0141 212 3389

With Gary Little, Ian Coppinger, Ashley Storrie, Gary Meikle and host Billy Kirkwood

Thu 28 Dec

£15 / 0141 212 3389

With Gary Little, Ian Coppinger, Ashley Storrie, Gary Meikle and host Billy Kirkwood

Fri 29 Dec

£17.50 / 0141 212 3389

With Gary Little, Ian Coppinger, Ashley Storrie, Gary Meikle and host Billy Kirkwood

…and 2 more dates until 31 Dec

Iain Stirling

Upbeat wit and gags from Edinburgh-born stand-up and BAFTA-nominated children's TV presenter.

Mon 12 Feb 2018

£13.44 / 0141 212 3389

Iain Stirling - U OK HUN? X

BAFTA-winning comedian Iain Stirling is back after a summer narrating smash hit Love Island (ITV2) and now you can see his actual face on his brand new tour! Join the ‘star of comedy' (The i) as he explores dinner party etiquette, feminism and the pressures on a generation brought up in a world of instant…

Mon 12 Feb 2018

£12 / 0141 212 3389

Jason Byrne: The Man With Three Brains

The Dublin-born stand-up follows up his highly-acclaimed Propped Up tour with a new show full of energetic humour, props and fast-thinking improv.

Sun 29 Oct

£19.50 / 0141 212 3389

Mon 30 Oct

£19.50 / 0141 212 3389

John Robins: Speakeasy

Storytelling, improvisations and intelligent wordplay.

Mon 19 Feb 2018

£14.50 / 0141 212 3389

John Robins: The Darkness of Robins

Award winning comedian John Robins – one of the most exciting and distinctive voices in comedy – returns reflecting on love, loss and lamenting the fact he can't break up with himself. The stand-up, vibe magnet and London's saddest DJ ™ would love to promise The Darkness of Robins won't be an hour-long yell of a show…

Mon 19 Feb 2018

£14.50 / 0141 212 3389

Lloyd Griffith in:Undated

Songs and self-depreciating gags from Griffith.

Sun 26 Nov

£9 / 0141 212 3389

Matt Reeds Gag Reels

The panel show based on the movies Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed. It's the best panel show about films…

Mon 15 Jan 2018

£7 / 0141 212 3389

Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don't come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.

Sun 24 Sep

£6 (£5) / 0141 212 3389

With John Gavin, Jim Park, Kimi Loughton and Joseph Goss.

Sun 1 Oct

£6 (£5) / 0141 212 3389

With Jamie MacDonald, Robin Grainger and Rod Hunter.

Sun 15 Oct

£6 (£5) / 0141 212 3389

With Wis Jantarasorn.

…and 12 more dates until 25 Feb 2018

Midweek Comedy Cabaret

Break up the week with some fantastic comedy for only £4! With Susie McCabe, Ro Campbell, Marc Jennings, Allan Park and host Joe Heenan!

Mon 25 Sep

£4 / 0141 212 3389

Monday Night Comedy

Get your week off to a flying start with an evening of top comedy for only £4! Line-up TBA

Mon 8 Jan 2018

£4 / 0141 212 3389

Monday Night Improv

Hold on tight for this fast, frantic unpredictable showdown of improvised comedy games where the same game is never played twice. We've got two teams of comics featuring Garry Dobson, Stu Murphy, and some very special guests battling it out for big laughs as our players pit their skills against whatever the audience…

Mon 2 Oct

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Mon 6 Nov

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Mon 4 Dec

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Mon 5 Feb 2018

£6 (£4) / 0141 212 3389

Mr Fibbers Presents Ghost-Busker! - Kids Show Halloween Special

Mr Fibbers presents 'Ghost-Busker!' - a spooktacular special, filled with funny songs, magic, and all round daftness. Fancy dress is very much encouraged. www.mrfibbers.com Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5's and all young comedy fans must be accompanied.

Sat 28 Oct

£4 / 0141 212 3389

The Noise Next Door’s Really, Really Good Afternoon Show - Family Show

The sell-out comedy sensation are now on tour with an anarchic afternoon show for just about everyone. Join The Noise Next Door for an epic explosion of outlandish characters, perfect punchlines and awesome songs all mixed together with the guys' trademark brand of off-the-cuff antics. A barrel of belly laughs awaits…

Sat 30 Sep

£10 (£8) / 0141 212 3389

Pajama Men: Pterodactyl Nights

Drawing on their huge catalogue of classic bits, always introducing new material and lacing it all together with bizarre improvised tangents the Pajama Men create an anarchic night of jubilant and inventive comedy. Whether you've been watching them for years or are seeing them for the first time, attending one of the…

Mon 16 Oct

£15 (£13) / 0141 212 3389

Phil Wang: Kinabalu

  • 4 stars

Phil Wang, son of the British Empire, muses on the realities of being a British East Asian in his laid back style.

Mon 20 Nov

£12 / 0141 212 3389

Red Raw

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it's your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

Tue 26 Sep

£3 / 0141 212 3389

With headliner Gareth Waugh.

Tue 3 Oct

£3 / 0141 212 3389

With host Stephen Buchanan and headliner Nico Yearwood.

Tue 10 Oct

£3 / 0141 212 3389

…and 18 more dates until 27 Feb 2018

The Saturday Show

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it's the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.

Sat 23 Sep

£17.50 / 0141 212 3389

With Carl Hutchinson, John Gillick, Gareth Waugh, Robin Grainger and host Mandy Knight.

Sat 30 Sep

£17.50 / 0141 212 3389

With Scott Gibson, Jimmy McGhie, Brennan Reece, Jodie Mitchell and host Raymond Mearns.

Sat 7 Oct

£17.50 / 0141 212 3389

With Michael Fabbri, Ashley Storrie, Russell Hicks, Donald Alexander and host Bruce Devlin.

…and 18 more dates until 24 Feb 2018

Shake with Laughter: Benefit in Aid of Parkinson's UK

Shake with Laughter is a night of hilarity in aid of Parkinson's UK. For years now we have brought the best of stand up to sell-out crowds in London and Manchester and in 2017 we are coming to Newcastle. Expect a star studded show set to make your sides split and all for a good cause! Previous acts include Jo Brand…

Wed 22 Nov

£10 (£8) / 0141 212 3389

Shelby Bond's "One Man Romeo & Juliet" (Kids Show)

Shelby Bond is Willy Nilly, performing an unforgettable and hilarious “One Man Romeo & Juliet." Shakespeare's classic is condensed to six characters in 45 minutes for non-stop comedy and interactive fun. The audience is divided up into Capulets and Montagues so they are a part of the action. The show will enrapture…

Sun 1 Oct

£4 / 0141 212 3389

The Stand Christmas Special

It's time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.

Mon 11 Dec

£12 / 0141 212 3389

With Jeff Innocent, Bethany Black and Gus Lymburn

Tue 12 Dec

£12 / 0141 212 3389

With Jeff Innocent, Bethany Black and Gus Lymburn

Wed 13 Dec

£12 / 0141 212 3389

With Jeff Innocent, Bethany Black and Gus Lymburn

…and 3 more dates until 16 Dec

Stand Comedy Kids Club Christmas Special 2017

Let the excitement for Christmas reach fever pitch as Blabbermouths Billy Kirkwood & Neil “The Wee Man” Bratchpiece unleash a chance for little un's go mental and unwrap this hilarious tinsel covered stand-up kids comedy show jam packed with stand-up, games, magic, storytelling unbelievable hilarity and so much more…

Sun 3 Dec

£4 / 0141 212 3389

Susie McCabe: Let's Get Physical

Sharp observations health, fitness and well being.

Sun 8 Oct

£11 (£8.80) / 0141 212 3389

The Thursday Show

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it's usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.

Thu 21 Sep

£10 (£7) / 0141 212 3389

With Carl Hutchinson, John Gillick, Gareth Waugh, Robin Grainger and host Mandy Knight.

Thu 28 Sep

£10 (£7) / 0141 212 3389

With Scott Gibson, John Ross, Brennan Reece, Jodie Mitchell and host Raymond Mearns.

Thu 5 Oct

£10 (£7) / 0141 212 3389

With Michael Fabbri, Ashley Storrie, Russell Hicks, Donald Alexander and host Bruce Devlin.

…and 16 more dates until 22 Feb 2018

Tom Stade

Canadian comedian Tom Stade presents his show I Swear: comedy which shows you how to swear properly.

Sun 12 Nov

£17.50 / 0141 212 3389

Wed 29 Nov

£17.50 / 0141 212 3389

Yianni: The Simpsons Taught Me Everything I Know

Stories, facts, impersonations and more.

Wed 27 Sep

£13.20 / 0141 212 3389

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