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Singin' I'm No a Billy He's a Tim

Goldfish Theatre presents its take on Des Dillon's classic anti-sectarian play, which has a Rangers and a Celtic fan locked up together in a cell for the duration of an Old Firm match.

Pavilion Theatre, Glasgow

Thu 2 Apr

£17.50–£20 / 0141 332 1846

Fri 3 Apr

£17.50–£20 / 0141 332 1846

Sat 4 Apr

£17.50–£20 / 0141 332 1846

52 Shades of Maggie

The sequel to 51 Shades of Maggie follows Maggie Muff and her pal Sally-Ann as they try to organise a party in the pub. Will things go as planned? What do you think?

Albert Halls, Stirling

Thu 21 May

£20–£22.50 / 01786 473544

Alhambra Theatre, Dunfermline

Fri 8 May

£20 / 01383 740384

Barrfields Theatre, Largs

Sat 9 May

£16 / 01475 689777

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Hedda Gabler

A new version of Henrik Ibsen's famous play Hedda Gabler from Richard Eyre, which has been directed by Amanda Gaughan. Hedda's life looks respectable enough – she has a distinguished father, a reputable husband and a good home. In order to inject some excitement into her life, she finds that she must look to the lives of…

Royal Lyceum Theatre, Edinburgh

Thu 2 Apr

£15–£29 evenings (concession from £10; matinees £12.50–£24) / 0131 248 4848

Fri 3 Apr

£15–£29 evenings (concession from £10; matinees £12.50–£24) / 0131 248 4848

Sat 4 Apr

£15–£29 evenings (concession from £10; matinees £12.50–£24) / 0131 248 4848

…and 5 more dates until 11 Apr

Octonauts and the Deep Sea Volcano Adventure

A deep sea adventure with Captain Barnacles, Kwazii and Peso, in this brand new live stage show.

Alban Arena, St Albans

Wed 13 May

£15.50 / 01727 844488

Thu 14 May

£15.50 / 01727 844488

Bristol Hippodrome

Sat 25 Apr

£16.50 / 0844 847 2325

Sun 26 Apr

£16.50 / 0844 847 2325

Cliffs Pavilion, Southend-on-Sea

Wed 27 May

£16.50 / 01702 351135

Thu 28 May

£16.50 / 01702 351135

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Last Dream (on Earth)

A travelller stands on a beach in North Africa with a small group of friends. Tonight, they are getting ready, for a journey that might change their lives. Here, we will never know their names. Decades earlier, a young man is getting strapped to a tiny sphere, on top of a powerful rocket. His name will soon be known all…

Byre Theatre, St Andrews

Thu 9 Apr

£14 (£12)

Eden Court Theatre and Cinema, Inverness

Sat 18 Apr

£12 (£10; Members £9) / 01463 234234

Mareel, Lerwick

Wed 15 Apr

£14 (£8) / 01595 743843

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The Absence of War

An adaptation of Hare's funny political drama.

Citizens Theatre, Glasgow

Thu 2 Apr

£13–£17 (£2; Students £9; Children £9) / 0141 429 0022

Fri 3 Apr

£15–£20.50 (Students £9; Children £9) / 0141 429 0022

Sat 4 Apr

£13–£17 (£2; Students £9; Children £9) / 0141 429 0022

£15–£20.50 (Students £9; Children £9) / 0141 429 0022

Dirty Dusting

Three senior cleaning ladies embark on a brand new business venture together – a telephone sex line.

The Brindley, Runcorn

Sun 24 May

£21 / 0151 907 8360

Grand Theatre, Blackpool

Sun 26 Apr

£21.50 / 01253 290190

Howden Park Centre, Livingston

Mon 11 May

£20 / 01506 777666

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The Devil Wears Primark

Comedy about a manipulative mother-in-law on the eve of being awarded an MBE.

Birnam Arts & Conference Centre

Fri 10 Apr

£14 (£12) / 01350 727674

The Brunton, Musselburgh

Fri 17 Apr

£12 (£10; under 18s £7) / 0131 665 2240

Carnegie Hall, Dunfermline

Sat 18 Apr

£15 / 01383 602302

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Captain Flinn and the Pirate Dinosaurs

  • Written by: Nicole Lewis

Les Petits Theatre Company and Greenwich Theatre present the tale of young Flinn who finds a pirate in his cupboard – and embarks on a swashbuckling adventure!

Arlington Arts Centre, Mary Hare, Newbury

Thu 16 Apr

£12 ( £40) / 01635 244246

The Civic Hall, Stourport-on-Severn

Fri 22 May

£10

The Haymarket, Basingstoke

Tue 14 Apr

£13 / 01256 844244

Wed 15 Apr

£13 / 01256 844244

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The Ghost Train

A production of Arnold Ridley's famous spooky railway tale.

Dundee Rep

Thu 2 Apr

£15–£19 / 01382 223530

Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage

Mon 27 Apr

£16–£21.50; £17.50 (£14–£19.50; £14–£19.50) / 01438 363200

Tue 28 Apr

£16–£21.50; £17.50 (£14–£19.50; £14–£19.50) / 01438 363200

Wed 29 Apr

£16–£21.50; £17.50 (£14–£19.50; £14–£19.50) / 01438 363200

The White Rock Theatre, Hastings

Mon 4 May

£15–£22 (£13–£20; Children £10) / 01424 462288

Tue 5 May

£15–£22 (£13–£20; Children £10) / 01424 462288

Wed 6 May

£15–£22 (£13–£20; Children £10) / 01424 462288

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Scottish Ballet: A Streetcar Named Desire

Tennessee Williams' classic play is fused with dance from Scottish Ballet, featuring a jazzy score by Peter Salem.

Sadler's Wells, London EC1R

Thu 2 Apr

£12–£42 / 0844 412 4300

Barnum

Brian Conley stars in a musical about P T Barnum, showman, businessman and entertainer in the 1800s, telling the story of his colourful life.

King's Theatre, Glasgow

Thu 2 Apr

£10–£54.50 / 0844 871 7648

Fri 3 Apr

£12.50–£57.50 / 0844 871 7648

Sat 4 Apr

£12.50–£57.50 / 0844 871 7648

Liverpool Empire Theatre

Tue 19 May

£10–£45 / 0870 606 3536

Wed 20 May

£10–£45 / 0870 606 3536

Thu 21 May

£10–£45 / 0870 606 3536

…and 2 more dates until 23 May

Milton Keynes Theatre

Tue 12 May

£12.50–£47.50 / 0844 871 7652

Wed 13 May

£12.50–£47.50 / 0844 871 7652

Thu 14 May

£12.50–£47.50 / 0844 871 7652

…and 2 more dates until 16 May

Dalloway

  • 4 stars
  • Directed by: Elton Townend Jones

Adaption of Virginia Woolf's Mrs Dalloway exploring a feminine response to the aftermath of WWI.

Borough Theatre, Abergavenny

Fri 1 May

£12 (£10) / 01873 850805

  • 19:30 Dalloway Borough Theatre, Abergavenny

Cramphorn Theatre, Chelmsford

Thu 16 Apr

£14.50 / 01245 606505

  • 20:00 Dalloway Cramphorn Theatre, Chelmsford

The Hawth, Crawley

Wed 15 Apr

£15 (£13) / 01293 553636

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And the Beat Goes On

Play based on the songs of Sonny and Cher. Written by Olivier Award winner Stef Smith and presented by Random Accomplice in partnership with Horsecross Arts.

Beacon Arts Centre, Greenock

Wed 8 Apr

The Beacon Theatre

£12 / 01475 723723

Eastwood Park Theatre, Glasgow

Thu 9 Apr

£13 (£11; Students £9) / 0141 577 4956

Eden Court Theatre and Cinema, Inverness

Sat 11 Apr

£14 (£12) / 01463 234234

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The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time

  • Directed by: Marianne Elliott
  • Written by: Simon Stephens (adapt)

Simon Stephens's adaptation of the darkly humorous book by Mark Haddon presented by National Theatre.

Alhambra Theatre, Bradford

Tue 21 Apr

£16.50–£31.50; £13.50–£25.50; £18.50–£34 / 01274 432000

Wed 22 Apr

£16.50–£31.50; £13.50–£25.50; £18.50–£34 / 01274 432000

Thu 23 Apr

£16.50–£31.50; £13.50–£25.50; £18.50–£34 / 01274 432000

…and 2 more dates until 25 Apr

Birmingham Hippodrome

Tue 26 May

£21.50–£42.50 / 0844 338 5000

Wed 27 May

£21.50–£42.50 / 0844 338 5000

Thu 28 May

£21.50–£42.50 / 0844 338 5000

…and 8 more dates until 6 Jun

Bristol Hippodrome

Tue 4 Aug

£9.75–£35 / 0844 847 2325

Wed 5 Aug

Thu 6 Aug

…and 2 more dates until 8 Aug

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Fat Alice

Following Moira and Peter – who've been having an affair for a decade – after Peter decides to finally tell his wife. In association with Aberdeen Performing Arts and the Traverse Theatre.

Òran Mór, Glasgow

Thu 2 Apr

£11.50–£15.75 / 0141 357 6200

Fri 3 Apr

£11.50–£15.75 / 0141 357 6200

Sat 4 Apr

£11.50–£15.75 / 0141 357 6200

Pioneer

  • Directed by: Jack Lowe

A sci-fi thriller which imagines the first human mission to Mars.

Shoreditch Town Hall, London EC1V

Thu 9 Apr

£15.50 / 020 7739 6176

Fri 10 Apr

£15.50 / 020 7739 6176

Sat 11 Apr

£15.50 / 020 7739 6176

…and 9 more dates until 22 Apr

Traverse Theatre, Edinburgh

Thu 2 Apr

£16 (£8–£13) / 0131 228 1404

  • 19:30 Pioneer Traverse Theatre, Edinburgh

Fri 3 Apr

£16 (£8–£13) / 0131 228 1404

  • 19:30 Pioneer Traverse Theatre, Edinburgh

Sat 4 Apr

£16 (£8–£13) / 0131 228 1404

  • 19:30 Pioneer Traverse Theatre, Edinburgh

Sex and the Suburbs

Claire Sweeney stars in – and co-wrote – this comedy musical about an agony aunt who finds it hard to take the advice she is so used to dishing out.

Aylesbury Waterside Theatre

Sun 26 Apr

£18–£37

Bristol Hippodrome

Mon 4 May

£19–£26 / 0844 847 2325

Churchill Theatre, Bromley

Sat 9 May

£19–£26 / 08441 717620

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The Tiger Who Came To Tea

What are you going to do when a tiger pulls up a chair and wants fed? This play, based on Judith Kerr's charming children's book, tells the delightful tale.

Assembly Hall Theatre, Tunbridge Wells

Sun 3 May

£11 / 01892 530613

Mon 4 May

£11 / 01892 530613

The Corn Exchange, Newbury

Fri 19 Jun

£11 / 0845 5218 218

Sat 20 Jun

£11 / 0845 5218 218

Sun 21 Jun

£11 / 0845 5218 218

Malvern Theatres

Fri 15 May

Festival Theatre

£11.50 / 01684 892 277

Sun 17 May

Festival Theatre

£11.50 / 01684 892 277

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The Addams Family

Hamilton District Youth Theatre present the magnificently macabre new musical comedy, The Addams Family.

The Town House, Hamilton

Thu 30 Apr

£10 (£9) / 01698 452299

Fri 1 May

£10 (£9) / 01698 452299

Sat 2 May

£10 (£9) / 01698 452299

And Then There Were None

  • Directed by: Joe Harmston
  • Written by: Agatha Christie

To celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Agatha Christie Theatre Company, one of the author's best-selling thrillers is performed – a tale of murder on a remote island.

Clwyd Theatr Cymru, Mold

Tue 7 Apr

£16–£22 / 0845 330 3565

Wed 8 Apr

£16–£22 / 0845 330 3565

Thu 9 Apr

£16–£22 / 0845 330 3565

…and 2 more dates until 11 Apr

Fairfield Halls, Croydon

Mon 22 Jun

£22.50–£30.50 / 020 8688 9291

Tue 23 Jun

£22.50–£30.50 / 020 8688 9291

Wed 24 Jun

£22.50–£30.50 / 020 8688 9291

…and 3 more dates until 27 Jun

Grand Theatre, Blackpool

Mon 20 Apr

£13.50–£26.50 / 01253 290190

Tue 21 Apr

£13.50–£26.50 / 01253 290190

Wed 22 Apr

£13.50–£26.50 / 01253 290190

…and 3 more dates until 25 Apr

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The Bastard Queen

Naughty Corner presents a new piece of writing – a black comedy set in post-apocalyptic Britain where only five people are left on earth.

Lantern Theatre, Liverpool

Sat 4 Apr

£10.50 (£8.50) / 0151 703 0000

Sun 5 Apr

£10.50 (£8.50) / 0151 703 0000

Blood Wedding

Dundee Rep Ensemble, Derby Theatre and Graeae present Blood Wedding by Federico Garcia Lorca in a new version by David Ireland directed by Jenny Sealey set design by – Lisa Sangster lighting by – Ian Scott music by – Philip Pinsky choreography by – Mark Smith In this day and age, anybody can love…

Beacon Arts Centre, Greenock

Thu 2 Apr

The Beacon Theatre

£12 / 01475 723723

Fri 3 Apr

The Beacon Theatre

£12 / 01475 723723

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