Super Mario botherer
Mario hosted a cringeworthy health and safety meeting this afternoon (10.06.08).
The beefy housemate - who mixed with violent criminals as part of US reality show 'Brits Behind Bars' - called a meeting to discuss the dangers of the 'Big Brother' house.
He said: "From my point of view, I nearly stood on an earring. If you stand on that you're gonna need a tetanus jab, you'll be out of the equation."
The muscle-bound fuss pot spent the morning scouring the kitchen for hazards and lectured the bored-looking housemates.
He said: "If someone steps up to the plate who knows how to work a kitchen then maybe we could spend and hour with them.
"Hopefully then we'll be trained in health and safety."
Earlier, Mario told blind cross-dresser Mikey about hygiene "in the field".
He said: "If you can't look after yourself, what chance do you have of defending yourself?"
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