Caitlin Moran seeks sexy actress

  • Bang Showbiz
  • 27 November 2014
Caitlin Moran

Caitlin Moran

'How To Build a Girl' author Caitlin Moran requires an actress who can "cope with a really enormous penis" in the film adaptation of her novel

Caitlin Moran needs an actress who can cope with an "enormous penis".

The 39-year-old author has started hunting for an actress who can play the lead role in the film adaptation of her best-selling novel 'How To Build a Girl', before revealing that the budding actress must be willing to get stuck into the script's crazy sex scenes.

Speaking at the Specsavers National Book Awards at the Foreign Office in London last night (26.11.14) about the impending casting process, Caitlin explained her criteria.

She said: "Fingers crossed there is a girl out there who's funny, clever and has a lot of very funny sex and can cope with a really enormous penis.

"In the film, as in the book, scenes features Big Cock Al. So just someone that looks like they can manage something that looks like a Super Mop handle with grace and elegance while on camera."

Caitlin also had some tips for anyone who is hoping to get cast as the lead character Johanna Morrigan - which is loosely based on herself - as she noted that they will "probably" opt for an unknown actress.

She told BANG Showbiz: "I would say start eating now because you'll probably have to pack on about three stone.

"All the carbohydrates, just basically follow the belief, that a slice of bread could have no more than two or three calories in it and eat accordingly. If you have that main idea in your head as you're eating you will easily be able to play me by next year."

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