Liam Gallagher to replace Noel with a teddy?

Liam Gallagher

Liam Gallagher

Liam Gallagher is planning to replace his estranged brother Noel with a teddy bear from the foul-mouthed toy from comedy film 'Ted'.

Liam Gallagher is planning to replace his brother with a teddy bear.

The Beady Eye frontman has a continuing feud with his ex-Oasis bandmate and sibling, Noel, and wants to take a swearing toy bear - based on the titular character from the film 'Ted' - on tour in his place.

He told NME magazine: "I've actually got Ted the teddy bear, there's only been a few of them made.

"It's mega, you press his hand and he tells everyone to f**k off. I'm going to get it in a flight case and bring it on tour with me. I'll take it on TV shows and say, 'Here's me new brother.' "

Liam continued to accuse his 46-year-old sibling - who now records as Noel Gallgher's High Flying Birds - of losing his rock 'n' roll credibility.

He said: "He's a civilised kind of chap. He doesn't want to know about the rock 'n' roll stuff anymore.

"I like Noel outside the band. Human Noel - that's my brother - I f***ing adore him and I'd do anything for him. But the geezer that's in this [music] business, he's one of the biggest c**ks in the universe."

The 40-year-old musician also feels Noel is intimidated by him when they see each other at Manchester City soccer matches.

He added: "He s***s it. He drops his arse. He's a mouthy **** but when I walk in the room the cat's got his tongue."

Many Oasis fans hold out hopes of a reunion, but Liam is adamant Beady Eye - who release their second album, 'BE' on Monday (10.06.13) - are not going to quit.

He ranted: "I have a feeling people are just going, 'F**k Beady Eye, we want Oasis back.' I feel sometimes people are boycotting Beady Eye because the quicker I get the needle with it, the sooner I'll be going round, knocking on Noel's door. They've got it all wrong."

Beady Eye

Liam Gallagher and the rest of the Oasis line-up who are not Noel strut their stuff.

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

Post-Oasis indie rock from Gallagher senior who, unlike brother Liam in Beady Eye, is prepared to dip into the Oasis back catalogue to bolster his set.

Liam Gallagher

Former Beady Eye front man and the other brother from Oasis.


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