David Walliams loves Simon Cowell's nipples
David Walliams loves looking at Simon Cowell's nipples when the pair are judging on 'Britain's Got Talent', and he is amazed they are always erect.
David Walliams loves staring at Simon Cowell's erect nipples on 'Britain's Got Talent'.
The 41-year-old star enjoys checking out the music mogul's front when the pair are judging on the ITV talent show and he is surprised to see they are always upstanding through the 53-year-old star's clothing.
He explained: "Whenever I see him they always seem to be erect. You can see them through his jumper!"
David and Simon struck up a bromance on the last series of 'Britain's Got Talent' and the 'Little Britain' star has vowed to keep the banter going on the forthcoming season, joking that he has managed to make the 'X Factor' boss' life "a living hell" once again.
He explained: "The thing that is interesting the second year around is that now the audience watching the auditions have seen the last series and the relationship I have with Simon.
"So they are expecting me to make his life a living hell and I've achieved that once again."
Simon quipped: "Unfortunately, he has a crush on me."
But David admits there have also been serious moments throughout the series when he has to turn down acts, which he feels much more comfortable about doing after one year in the job.
He added: "I'm maybe a bit more confident about it because when you've never judged before it's hard to imagine whether you'll be good at it or not.
"You do actually have to say 'no' to people as part of the job and I found that hard last year.
"I dreaded it before the first series but now I understand it's important to be a successful judge.
"You can't say 'yes' to everybody."