La Clique's Agent Lynch talks cheese, crystals and Caribou Island

  • The List
  • 22 August 2012
La Clique's Agent Lynch talks cheese, crystals and Caribou Island

The burlesque star loves cheese, both musical and edible

First record you ever bought
Michael Jackson, Dangerous.

Last extravagant purchase you made
4500 Swarovski crystals.

First film you saw that really moved you
Romeo + Juliet when I was 13. I cried for two days.

Last lie you told
That I didn’t eat all the cheese. (Sorry.)

First thing you do when you’ve got time off work
Have a glass of wine and watch old films in bed.

Last great meal you cooked
Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s mushroom ragout with parmesan polenta.

Last book you read
Caribou Island by David Vann.

First great piece of advice you were given
Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.

First song you’ll sing at karaoke
‘These Boots Are Made For Walking’ by Nancy Sinatra.

Last time you exploited your position to get something
Blagging myself into LoveBox.

First time you realised you were famous
I’m not. But there are a surprising number of semi-naked performance pictures of me on the internet.

Last time someone criticised your work
Myself, all the time.

First three words your friends would use to describe you
Loyal, crazy, sensible.

First concert you ever attended
East 17 at the Whitley Bay arena.

Last time you bought someone flowers
My mum on my birthday.

First job
Starbucks waitress. I still have the apron.

Last person you fantasised about
I think he probably knows who he is.

First word you spoke
I imagine ‘more’.

Last song at your funeral
David Bowie, ‘Life on Mars’.

First thing you think of when you wake up in the morning
What time is it?

Last thing you think of before you go to sleep
That I will definitely, totally go for a run when I wake up.

La Clique Royale, the Famous Spiegeltent, George Street, 0844 693 3008, until 26 Aug, 9.30pm, £20 (£17).

Michael Jackson - Dangerous HD

Romeo + Juliet (1996) trailer

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made for Walkin'

David Bowie - Life On Mars (HD music video)

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