Top five Arab Strap lyrics

In honour of Middleton and Moffat's gig at Nice'n'Sleazy's on Thu 17 Nov, we sings their best bits

Top five Arab Strap lyrics

1 Speed Date ‘The ugly tattooed swingers euphemise and call their mucky hobby “trysts” / But if I saw another man touch you, I'd break his fucking wrists.’

2 The First Big Weekend ‘It was a beautiful day, and later that evening Malcolm introduced me to the power of Merrydown. £1.79 a litre, 8.2%. Mmmm …’

3 Packs of Three ‘It was the biggest ever cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been.’

4 The Shy Retirer ‘I want to fall in love tonight and form the perfect unbreakable bond / You can be my teenage Jenny Agutter, swimming naked in a pond.’

5 I Saw You ‘I thought it was a good idea at the time but I was pissed. I tried to find her by sending an ad into The List.’

Arab Strap - Speed Date

Arab Strap - The First Big Weekend

Arab Strap - Packs of Three

Arab Strap - The Shy Retirer

Arab Strap - I Saw You

William Harness

Aka Arab Strap, together again at last. Part of Nice'n'Sleazy's 20th birthday celebrations.


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