The List's top five alternative activities for the royal wedding day
- The List
- 25 April 2011
Not got your invite to the Kate'n'Wills nuptials? Go to one of these instead
1 Off With Their Heads
Susan Morrison hosts an afternoon of music and comedy at The Stand, Glasgow, with proceeds going to liberal publication Scottish Left Review. As if the title wasn’t anti enough.
2 Heart Buchanan
The kindly folks at the Byres Road eatery have a special offer on their early evening menu, and will be dishing out ‘wedding favours’ as well. How mysteriously alluring.
3 Til Death Do Us Part(y)
A puntastic title for the warehouse party at SWG3, especially when you note that shouty-metallers Divorce will play a live set. What else would you expect from the Optimo boys?
4 Neu! Reekie! 4
Edinburgh’s one of the few locales in Scotland said to be going all out for the wedding, so it’s unsurprising that the N!R! wordsmiths will be counteracting this with their own, more radically-aligned form of performance poetry.
5 A Right Royal Pop-Up
Kirsty Thomas has followed the Fence Records tradition of assuming an alias (Lovely Pigeon) as she presents her ‘Beards and Tiaras’ print exhibition alongside selling merch at Home Game in Anstruther.