Little Hands Clapping - Dan Rhodes interview

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  • 2 March 2010
Little Hands Clapping - Dan Rhodes interview

The acclaimed author waxes passionate about gigs by The Cure and slim volumes by Goethe. Just don’t get him started on book reviews in the Metro

First record you ever bought
‘Intuition’ by Linx, from Woollies in Tiverton. And I’m not ashamed.

First film you saw that really moved you
If ever a film changed my life it was Billy Liar. It made me realise I really shouldn’t work in a petrol station all my life, that I had to make some kind of leap and get things done.

Last lie you told
I can’t remember, but I get the feeling I’m about to tell one about Kramer vs Kramer.

First movie you ever went on a date to
Kramer vs Kramer.

Last time you cried
My wife regularly makes me cry with laughter. That’s partly why I married her.

First thing you do when you’ve got time off work
Head to the park and feed the ducks with my wee son, Arthur.

Last great meal you cooked
Spaghetti, peas and veggie gravy — nobody ever believes me when I tell them it’s a classic.

Last extravagant purchase you made
A load of super-soft cotton jersey bed linen. I work in bed, so this kind of thing is important.

First crush
Annabella Lwin.

Last book you read
I just re-read The Sorrows of Young Werther by Goethe for the first time in ten years. What a book. Nice and short too.

First great piece of advice you were given
Be patient. I’ve never followed it, but it is good advice.

Last time you were star struck
Sitting in the front row of a Trey Parker & Matt Stone talk at the Underbelly. I felt like a 14-year-old girl seeing the Beatles in 1963.

First thing you’d do if you ran the country
Abolish Prince Edward. None of the others, just him — it would be worth it just to see the look on his face.

Last meal on earth — what would it be
A fried spaghetti sandwich, made by the master (me).

First song you’ll sing at karaoke
‘Slow Hand’ by the Pointer Sisters.

Last time you exploited your position to get something
I used to be with a big ugly showbiz agency, and they got me into an exclusive gig by the Sugababes’ first line up. They only played about half a dozen times, and it was never the same after Siobhan left. They were ace. Apart from that I plunder Canongate’s shelves whenever I’m in the office.

First time you realised you were famous
Dude, I’m so not famous. You’re talking to me like I’m Nelson Mandela, or BA Robertson.

Last time someone criticised your work
Crappy free rag the Metro has given my new one their traditional lame-arsed and humourless review. As ever they can fuck off.

First three words your friends would use to describe you
Grumpy, miserly and evasive.

Last time you made an impulse buy and regretted it
A pair of cords that seemed to be brown in the shop, but everywhere else on earth they’re a dazzling purple. I still wear them, though - I’m too mean not to.

First concert you ever attended
The Cure at the Royal Albert Hall in 1986. They had a magnificent supporting line-up: The Waterboys, John Otway, Kenny Lynch and Manuel from Fawlty Towers. I thought all gigs were going to be like that.

Last time you bought someone flowers
Oh dear. It’s been a while. I’m a terrible husband.

First thing you think of when you wake up in the morning
Where’s my pillow gone?

Last thing you think of before you go to sleep
I don’t half fancy a giant marshmallow.

Dan Rhodes reads from his new novel Little Hands Clapping at the Mitchell Library, Glasgow, Fri 12 Mar, 7.30pm, £7 (£6), as part of Aye Write!

Dan Rhodes and Alan Bissett

Rhodes and Bissett read from their new work. 'Part of Aye Write!'.

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