Noel Gallagher gets a stalker

Oasis star Noel Gallagher is being followed around Japan by fan carrying a sign which reads "NOEL OR DIE!"

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Noel Gallagher gets a stalker

Noel Gallagher has his own stalker.

The 'Falling Down' rocker is currently touring Japan with Oasis but has been left bemused by the female devotee who is following him round with a cryptic sign.

Asking for help on his blog, Noel wrote: "tell me what you think of this.. There's been a fan following me around since I got here carrying a sign that says, in fluorescent lettering, NOEL OR DIE! Now given the fact that the Japanese have a certain way with English, I'm still not quite sure what it means. NOEL OR DIE!?? (sic)"

Curiosity eventually got the better of the guitarist and he confronted the girl - but still has no idea what the bizarre banner means.

He wrote: "That girl was waiting for me at the airport. With the sign. 'NOEL OR DIE'. What does it mean!? I did try and ask her, sadly all she was interested in was a bl***y picture. I then used the tried and tested English method for international communication. I asked her really slowly. 'WHAT ...DOES ...IT ...MEAN?'

"She looked at me like The Mighty I looks at me when I'm asking him something. 'THE SIGN ...WHAT ...DOES ...IT ...MEAN?'

"She replied very slowly with two simple words. 'SIGN? ...YES'

"That's got to the bottom of that then, eh? I'm glad I AM Noel though. Wouldn't want to die, or anything. (sic)"

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