Daniel Depp - Loser’s Town (2 stars)

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Daniel Depp

(Simon & Schuster)

CRIME DRAMA

Daniel Depp’s claim to fame to date is being the half-brother of movie star Johnny and co-writing The Brave, which was nominated for the prestigious Palme d’Or prize at Cannes in 1997. As a former Hollywood screenwriter (and apparently producer, though its hard to find a screen credit for the latter) the less well-known Depp sibling is well positioned to dig the dirt on Tinseltown. And that’s exactly what he does with his debut novel, a hardboiled crime drama set in modern day Los Angeles that aims to expose, as the book’s cover blurb insists, the dark side of the Hollywood dream.

No doubt, Depp knows a thing or two about the cynicism and corruption of the ironically nicknamed City of Angels, and in particular the entertainment industry to which it is home. That he’s chosen to write his exposé under the aegis of crime fiction is fair enough, as Hollywood has inspired a good deal of the best of it from Elmore Leonard to James Ellroy. Unfortunately, Depp doesn’t have the literary skills to translate his insider knowledge into a compelling read. The characters are genre clichés, from gone-to-seed private detective David Spandau through brattish and egotistical film star Bobby Dye to sleazy smalltime gangster Richie Stella. The plot of Stella trying to intimidate Dye into making a movie is rudimentary, and the conclusion – the movie business is more criminal than Stella’s narcotics trade – is trite. All that’s left are some rather laboured observations about how crummy people are in LA.

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1. paris19 Feb 2009, 5:14am2 stars Daniel Depp - Loser’s Town Report

good luck mr. daniel depp!!! reviewer's don't know squat, anyway! i never take them seriously! i will definately purchase your book. finally glad to see, your face! i'm a huge fan of your infamous brother. he obviously has faith in you. i'd take his judgement of talent, over a reviewer, anyday. i'm sure, you have quite the down low, on "hollywood", so, therefore, it gives you plenty of latitude to conjour up, the nitty, gritty! good luck to you and johnny w/ your future endeavor's!!! hope you make a fortune! afterall, steven king said "mr. james patterson, is a horrible writer, yet sells a fortune, in writing." i happen to love patterson. so write on, mr. daniel depp!! p.s. hope i got that author right, mr. king?

2. cherry30 Mar 2009, 2:31pm Report

you silly star obsessed chump. it does not matter how famous the author's brother is, he is not a great writer just because he has a famous brother

3. cherry30 Mar 2009, 2:38pm1 star Daniel Depp - Loser’s Town Report

totally agree with reviewer, he is a very poor writer who starts off well but loses the plot half way through. his characterisation of women as a load of passive, desperate, hookers is shocking, (even a thirteen year old little girl is portrayed as sex crazed degenerate), total geeky male wish fulfilment and he wanders off track to give time to characters we don't care about just so he can bang on about how ugly men can pull loads of hot women. meanwhile the hero leaves the book for too many pages and the plot loses total momentum. total tosh.

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