Ashton Kutcher blasts noisy neighbor

  • Bang Showbiz
  • 30 January 2009
Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher's neighbourly rant

Ashton Kutcher has branded his neighbour a "d***weed" and an "f***ing jackass" after he was woken at 7.30am by construction work at the property

Ashton Kutcher has branded his neighbour a "d***weed" and a "f***ing jackass".

The 30-year-old actor became incensed when Bruce Goldsmith, who lives in the adjacent property to Ashton and his wife Demi Moore, began a noisy construction project at 7.30am, and has posted a foul-mouthed tirade against him online.

In the footage, Ashton fumes: "It's 7.30am, and I gotta' wake up in my bedroom to my f***ing jackass neighbour doing this next to my porch!

"This is where my d***weed neighbour has decided to be building a house at 7am pounding on steel and welding right next to my friggin' house! I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I'm gonna' lose it on this guy, I'm gonna lose it, I'm gonna lose it. This has been going on for four months now! This guy has got another thing comin'."

Ashton has posted regular moans about his noisy neighbor on his personal blog.

Extracts include the actor calling Bruce an "SOB owl faeces cougar placenta jack bone d**k" and an "a*s clown" who has "another thing coming".

Bruce has accused Ashton of "acting silly" and admits he has been startled "startled" by the vicious attack.

Los Angeles city laws allow him to start construction work at 7.00am and Bruce has accused Ashton of not wanting to "deal with reality", adding: "They don't make hammers covered with rubber."

Later in the day, Ashton apologised for his comments.

He said: "I've calmed down from my morning spaz out. You know, you're very vulnerable at 7.00am. In light of reflection, I just want to say I pledge to be more tolerant of my neighbour's hammering in the morning as he tolerated the construction of my home."

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