Mohamed's toilet animals
- Bang Showbiz
- 29 August 2008
Housemates complained about Mohamed's toilet habits this afternoon. Rex kick started the moaning after the greedy Somalian disappeared to the lavatory again.
He said: "Any time in this House when you hear rustling toilet paper, it's Mo, spilling his guts."
Darnell added: "He goes, 'I've gotta go and do a 'Mo Moment!''"
But Rex was bemused by what the 24-year-old does in the small room, branding him the "toilet rustler".
He said: "Yeah, but what does he do in there? He's like, half an hour!"
Sara added: "The time in the luxury bedroom, do you remember that Darn? It was about 48 minutes! That was the longest ever. It's not even like he's got a magazine."
Rex said: "He has got a big old belly on him. Clearing that thing out... I'm not joking, he's the toilet rustler.
"He's always doing that rustling sound, and I don't know what he's doing in there."
Sara suggested he made noises to cover up more unpleasant sounds because he was embarrassed about it, but Rex had a more creative answer.
He said: "He's making toilet paper animals."
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