Kat's swan song

  • Bang Showbiz
  • 14 August 2008

Kat chatted to a tap today

Kathreya asked a bathroom tap for advice this afternoon. The kooky cookie eater maintained a conversation with the inanimate fixing – which she referred to as "Mr. Swan" - while she took a bath.

She questioned the tap on how she can escape the house.

She asked: "Mr. Swan, tell me what's going on. What should I do? What will make it easier to live in here?"

She added: "Why is everything in here so conspiracy? There are so many things I don't understand."

Kat began to get emotional as she ploughed on with the bizarre monologue.

She added: "Mr. Swan, why is someone trying to upset me? She try to break me down and make me think something is going on outside the house.

"I'm lost, Mr. Swan, and I don't understand. Please help me.

"I don't know what's happening here. Why is so much tension over everything?

"Mr Swan, what is going to happen? Give the light, show me where everything is.

"Show me where the exit are, help me!"

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