'Heaven's dead boring'

  • Bang Showbiz
  • 5 August 2008

Sturart is bored of Heaven

Heavenly housemates are bored with their luxury lifestyle. Father-of-one Stuart told fellow Angels he is so bored in the nicer part of the house he feels like he is "dead".

He complained how Big Brother was holding back on the treats and tasty food he had become accustomed to as a Heavenly housemate in the past.

He said: "I'm so chilled I feel like I'm dead. I feel like I don't have a heartbeat anymore."

Sara added: "Oh my God, could my night get any more exciting? I think I might go and have a shower."

But head of house Rachel tried to look on the bright side, saying at least they didn't have it as bad as the housemates in hell.

Earlier, the group hoped the divide between the housemates would soon be taken down.

Dale said: "There's nothing heavenly about it except having a bed."

Sara added: "And not doing the dishes."

Meanwhile, Rachel plotted to jump the divide into Hell and help out with the washing up.

She said: "Why should we do what Big Brother tells us to anyway?"

Darnell wants girlfriend

Darnell admitted he has never had a girlfriend last night during a chat with Kathreya.

The US songwriter - who was deported to the UK for gang related crimes - confessed last night he has never been in a real relationship.

The rapper had previously revealed he made up the girlfriend he had been talking about so he doesn't become the butt of everyone's jokes like Mohamed.

He said: "I've never had a girlfriend before, that's real."

Kathreya - who is engaged to be married next year - told Darnell to hold out because he will soon find love.

He said: "I've never had a girlfriend in my life, why would I get one soon?"

Kat replied: "Neither has Mo."

Darnell argued: "That's worse, I don't wanna be compared to Mo. I'll never take any girl seriously after this show, never. I'm doomed."

Darnell spent yesterday moping around the house after feeling embarrassed about a comment he made about Sara.

He went on to say no girl will ever fancy him because of the way he looks.

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1. susie5 Aug 2008, 6:56pm Report

i believe what kat is saying is true and for stu if you are not happy then leave but then again you are up for evction anyway

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