Rex's plan backfires

  • Bang Showbiz
  • 1 August 2008

Rex fails to rile housemates

Rex's plan to upset housemates by ordering 57 mystery prizes instead of food backfired last night. The group were thrilled with the kooky gifts left for them in the store room by Big Brother including an inflatable globe, a pram and a horse costume.

Dale ran out of the larder cradling a frozen lamb carcass.

He shouted: "Someone call an ambulance!"

Excited Darnell added: "Fish, cheese - this is amazing!"

The group played volleyball in the garden using the blow-up globe.

Stuart said: "That was probably the most fun I've had since I've been here!"

Yesterday, spiteful Rex plotted to rub his fellow housemates up the wrong way by only ordering tea, milk, sugar, coffee and biscuits.

He said: "F**k the budget. I don't care if people hate me for doing it."

When Big Brother asked how he thought the housemates might react, the arrogant playboy said he hoped it would be a big slap in the face for every one of them.

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