Bungling cops fail

  • Bang Showbiz
  • 31 July 2008

Housemates will live on basic rations

Housemates failed their cops and robbers task yesterday. The group bodged most aspects of the challenge and will now have to live on basic rations for the next week.

Luke and Lisa were unable to pick out Rex's girlfriend from a line-up, before Luke put his foot in it by labelling the arrogant chef's real lover as "common".

Hell housemates Dale, Darnell and former contestant Maysoon also proved their uselessness by failing to decipher a mathematical code to crack a safe.

And the 'Big Brother' cops correctly identified Dale and Maysoon as the token thieves after the pair tried to distract the Heavenly housemates with claims of a rat in the garden.

Rex was peeved by Big Brother's decision to punish all housemates despite him correctly guessing the culprits.

He said: "I can't believe it. In order to pass we are meant to get things wrong."

Mikey added: "They really wanted us to be bungling cops."

Luke was similarly unimpressed by the results of the two-day challenge.

He said: "We should be appalled. The entire house has been shafted. We failed every task other than the stake-out. What a disaster!"

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