Moaning Mikey and Luke



Mikey and Luke moaned about Rex today (1.40pm). The pair began their gossip session when Mikey - who is taking part in the potato peeling task with the rest of the 'Big Brother' housemates who are living in Hell - went to visit bedridden Luke, who is exempt from the task because he is ill.

Furious at the lack of food in the house, Mikey said: "I said it last night and I'll say it again. The guy has not got a clue when it comes to basic budgets in this house. He might have loads of restaurants but that's not what we need in this place. We are eating absolutely sod all again."

Despite feeling poorly, Luke couldn't resist having a moan: "I'm actually literally trying to sit here and rack my brain over what exactly we have bought and what we've ate. And why we're back on rice and chickpeas today is beyond me."

He then added: "And why the hell did we buy chicken nuggets?"

A furious Mikey agreed, saying: "I don't know! I'm raging about the chicken nuggets! I didn't want the chicken nuggets at the time! I didn't want hamburgers! Where's all the peanut butter? Where's the chocolate? Where are the boxes of cereals?"

The pair then turned their attention to the luxury tokens Rex added to the list.

Mikey fumed: "Five luxury tokens! Folk walking about with silly hats because he thought he would get alcohol!"

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