Orchard Theatre

Events at Orchard Theatre (Home Gardens, Dartford)

American Anthems

Location	Date	Tickets
	Jukebox musical with a storyline about a missing rock star, featuring songs by Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Eagles, Elvis, Bryan Adams, Michael Bolton and others. View full details
Orchard Theatre	15 Feb Feb 15, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £19.50–£21

Back To Broadway

Location	Date	Tickets
	Essence Productions presents a musical about a young girl who dreams of stardom, featuring songs from Miss Saigon, We Will Rock You, Phantom, Grease, Dirty Dancing, Chicago, Les Miserables and others. View full details
Orchard Theatre	2 Mar Mar 2, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £18.50–£22.50 (£17.50–£21.50)

The British Pink Floyd Show: Pink Floyd Tribute

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Orchard Theatre	6 Jun Jun 6, 8pm	01322 220000 £28.50

Buddy Holly: A Legend Reborn

Location	Date	Tickets
	Rock'n'roll rhythms of legendary hits, featuring Peggy Sue and Raining In My Heart. View full details
Orchard Theatre	23 Feb Feb 23, 7.45pm	01322 220000 £22.50 (£21.50)

Celtic Feet

Location	Date	Tickets
	Way back in 1985, Marion Turley was approached by the Central Television Company, part of the ITV network, to choreograph the award-winning documentary The Magic Fiddle. The documentary was starred by Colin Dunne (of Riverdance fame) along with some of Marion's dancers of whom a number were world champions. The documentary portrayed, for the first time, a style of dance that we associate with some of the big Irish dance shows of today. In 1987, Celtic Feet was established as the live… View full details
Orchard Theatre	1 Mar Mar 1, 7.45pm	01322 220000 £23.50 (£22.50)

Chas Hodges & His Band

Location	Date	Tickets
	One half of boisterous rock'n'roll duo Chas & Dave plays cult cockney songs. View full details
Orchard Theatre	18 Mar Mar 18, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £17.50–£21

Chris Difford

Location	Date	Tickets
	The award-winning singer-songwriter and Squeeze member performs contemporary folk-pop in support of his album Cashmere If You Can. View full details
Orchard Theatre	15 May May 15, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £21.50–£25.50

The Circus Of Horrors: The Ventriloquist

Location	Date	Tickets
	A show featuring circus performers, including contortionists, trapeze artists, aerialists and jugglers, set in 1920s Berlin. Not suitable for under 14s. View full details
Orchard Theatre	8 Mar Mar 8, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £15–£25 (£13–£23)

Counterfeit Stones: Rolling Stones Tribute

Location	Date	Tickets
	A rock'n'roll tribute to Mick Jagger and his veteran band with a touch of humour. View full details
Orchard Theatre	3 Mar Mar 3, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £20.50 (£19.50)

Dave Gorman's Powerpoint Presentation

Location	Date	Tickets
	Innovative documentary-style stand-up from the author and presenter. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	7 Jun Jun 7, 8pm	01322 220000 £21

Doug Stanhope

Location	Date	Tickets
	Controversial and abrasive humour from the American stand-up. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	11 Apr Apr 11, 8pm	01322 220000 £20

English Youth Ballet: Swan Lake

Location	Date	Tickets
	Professional principal dancers lead a cast of almost 100 young people, in a traditional staging of Tchaikovsky's classical ballet. View full details
Orchard Theatre	23 Mar–24 Mar Mar 23 & 24, 7.30pm, mat Mar 24, 2.30pm	01322 220000 £16–£21; £16–£21 concs available (Children £14.50 under 16s)

An Evening Of Clairvoyance With Tony Stockwell

Location	Date	Tickets
	The irreverent TV star attempts to bring his audience messages from deceased loved ones. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	5 Mar Mar 5, 7.45pm 21 May May 21, 7.45pm	01322 220000 £20.50–£22.50

An Evening Of Dance With Katya Virshilas And Pasha Kovalev

Location	Date	Tickets
	Two of the stars of BBC's Strictly Come Dancing present an evening of exhibition routines, including the rumba, the foxtrot, the tango and more. They will be joined by up to 40 young dancers and special guest professional dancers. View full details
Orchard Theatre	14 Apr Apr 14, 8pm	01322 220000 £26.50 (£24.50)

An Evening With Rabbi Lionel Blue

Location	Date	Tickets
	The rabbi talks about his life and work. View full details
Orchard Theatre	14 Mar Mar 14, 7.45pm	01322 220000 £17.50 (£15.50)

Grimethorpe Colliery Band

Location	Date	Tickets
	Under the musical direction of Brian Grant, the National Brass Band-winning ensemble plays popular classics. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	19 Feb Feb 19, 3pm	01322 220000 £19.50–£21

Halfway To Paradise: The Billy Fury Story

Location	Date	Tickets
	Colin Gold and Fury's original backing band, Fury's Tornados, tell his story through words and music. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	28 Mar Mar 28, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £16.50–£19.50 (£15.50–£18.50)

High School Mania

Location	Date	Tickets
	A young cast perform numbers from the High School Musical series, Glee and Camp Rock. View full details
Orchard Theatre	16 Feb Feb 16, 6pm	01322 220000 £14

The Hollies

Location	Date	Tickets
	Distinctive vocal harmonies from Tony Hicks, Ray Stiles, Peter Howarth, Steve Lauri, Ian Parker and Bobby Elliott. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	7 Mar Mar 7, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £23.50–£25.50

Hormonal Housewives

Location	Date	Tickets
	Margi Clarke stars alongside Kay Purcell and Laura Checkley in Julie Coombe and John McIsaac's comedy-drama about women of a certain age. Directed by Hannah Chissick. View full details
Orchard Theatre	28 Feb Feb 28, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £20–£21

Jackson Live In Concert: Amir Sharma: Michael Jackson Tribute

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Orchard Theatre	21 Dec Dec 21, 7.45pm	01322 220000 £19–£24 (Children £15.50)

Jason Byrne: People's Puppeteer

Location	Date	Tickets
	Energetic humour from the Dublin-born stand-up. View full details
Orchard Theatre	4 Oct Oct 4, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £18.50–£22.50

Jimeoin

Location	Date	Tickets
	Observational wit and wisdom. View full details
Orchard Theatre	10 Mar Mar 10, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £15.50

Jimmy Carr: Gagging Order

Location	Date	Tickets
	Acerbic wit from the stand-up and 8 Out Of 10 Cats host. View full details
Orchard Theatre	8 May May 8, 7.30pm 14 Aug Aug 14, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £26

Joe Brown

Location	Date	Tickets
	London-born veteran rock'n'roll singer and guitarist. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	29 Feb Feb 29, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £22–£24

Jongleurs Comedy On The Road

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Orchard Theatre	11 May May 11, 8pm	01322 220000 £12–£16

Juan Martin Flamenco Dance Ensemble

Location	Date	Tickets
	The guitarist plays modern flamenco accompanied by a host of dancers. View full details
Orchard Theatre	5 Mar Mar 5, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £16.50 (£15.50)

Lee Nelson: Live

Location	Date	Tickets
	Comedy rogue and South London tearaway Lee "Nelsy" Nelson is fronting his latest live show, Lee Nelson's Well Good Show. The show involves a little audience participation which sees Nelson waling through the audience sharing mortifying tales and cheeky banter with unsuspecting members assisted by his loyal friend fat legend Omelette. The show also features a regular slot, Old People Do Fun Stuff, which does exactly what it says on the tin. This is followed by Herculean tasks aimed at… View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	26 Mar Mar 26, 8pm	01322 220000 £23.50

Little Belter

Location	Date	Tickets
	Elouise performs in a show co-written by Terry Ronald where she performs her own take on torch ballads, from the likes of Judy Garland to Barbra Streisand to Lady GaGa. View full details
Orchard Theatre	29 Mar Mar 29, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £20 (£19)

Magic: A Kind Of Queen: Queen Tribute

Location	Date	Tickets
	A tribute to the flamboyant group. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	18 Feb Feb 18, 7.45pm	01322 220000 £18–£19

Magic Of The Beatles

Location	Date	Tickets
	A musical celebration of the Fab Four featuring dancers and lavish sets and costumes. View full details
Orchard Theatre	12 May May 12, 7.45pm	01322 220000 £21.50

The Magnets

Location	Date	Tickets
	Though originally intended to differentiate between Renaissance polyphony and Baroque concertato style, and only later coming to mean unaccompanied vocal music, a capella is now used in a staggering plethora of styles including doo wop, barbershop and even pop and rock. Not surprising then that The Magnets are on to a good thing, especially seeing as though they are currently the only 6-man pop a capella in London. Using nothing more than the soothing sounds of their own voices, let the boys… View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	12 Apr Apr 12, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £17–£21

Miles Jupp: Fibber In The Heat (A Cricket Tale)

Location	Date	Tickets
	Miles Jupp received a Perrier nomination for Best Newcomer in 2003 following successful appearances on channel four's So You Think You're Funny. His general upper class persona led to several appearances on BBC Scotland's Live Floor show as well as appearing on Paramount's The World Stands Up and channel four's You Must Be Joking. He also a member of sketch team The Lost And Lonely Rebels. Though principally a stand-up comedian, Jupp is also the creator of warm and fuzzy kids TV show… View full details
Orchard Theatre	14 May May 14, 8pm	01322 220000 £15.50

Oliver: Youngstars Musical Theatre Company

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Orchard Theatre	1 Apr Apr 1, 2.30pm & 7.30pm	01322 220000 £16.50 (£15; £60)

The Osmonds

Location	Date	Tickets
	The 1970s American family band plays its pop hits, which include One Bad Apple, Down By The Lazy River, Let Me In and Love Me For A Reason. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	29 Apr Apr 29, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £27.50–£29.50

Pack Up Your Troubles

Location	Date	Tickets
	Carolyn Allen leads a musical featuring songs from the 1940s including wartime and sing-along favourites. View full details
Orchard Theatre	19 Mar Mar 19, 2pm	01322 220000 £12

Paul Merton: Out Of My Head

Location	Date	Tickets
	Stand-up and sketches from the Have I Got News For You star. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	9 Apr Apr 9, 8pm	01322 220000 £21–£24

Peppa Pig's Treasure Hunt

Location	Date	Tickets
	Peppa, George and Danny Dog join forces with Pedra Pony, Polly Parrot and Zoe Zebra to follow the clues on an exciting treasure hunt in this live stage show incorporating puppetry and singalong songs. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	25 Feb–26 Feb Feb 25, 1pm & 4pm, Feb 26, 10am & 1pm	01322 220000 £13.50–£15.50 (Children £11.50–£13.50 under 16s; £50)

Roy Chubby Brown

Location	Date	Tickets
	Controversial stand-up from the veteran. Not suitable for under 18s. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	17 Feb Feb 17, 8pm	01322 220000 £22.50

Rumours Of Fleetwood Mac: Fleetwood Mac Tribute

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Orchard Theatre	21 Feb Feb 21, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £23.50

Sally Morgan: Psychic Sally On The Road

Location	Date	Tickets
	The psychic presents messages of a spiritual nature. View full details
Orchard Theatre	15 Mar Mar 15, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £24

Sing-A-long-A Abba

Location	Date	Tickets
	The Swedish super-group's greatest hits performed live with on screen lyrics. View full details
Orchard Theatre	25 Feb Feb 25, 8pm	01322 220000 £17–£23

The Solid Silver 60s Show

Location	Date	Tickets
	Retro pop portmanteau show featuring Peter Noone, Chris Montez, Brian Hyland with Brian Poole and all backed by Vanity Fare. View full details
Orchard Theatre	17 Mar Mar 17, 4.30pm & 8pm	01322 220000 £22.50–£27

Stewart Francis: Outstanding In His Field

Location	Date	Tickets
	Deadpan one-liners from the Canadian stand-up. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	20 May May 20, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £18.50

T-Rextasy: T-Rex Tribute

Location	Date	Tickets
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Orchard Theatre	9 Mar Mar 9, 7.45pm	01322 220000 £19 (£18)

That'll Be The Day

Location	Date	Tickets
	A showcase of rock'n'roll songs from the 1950s to the 1980s. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	13 Mar Mar 13, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £22.50

Think Floyd: Pink Floyd Tribute

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Orchard Theatre	15 Nov Nov 15, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £19–£24

Ukrainian National Opera Of Kharkiv: La Traviata

Location	Date	Tickets
	Ellen Kent's production of Verdi's famous tragic love story of Alfredo and Violetta. Sung in Italian with English surtitles. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	25 Mar Mar 25, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £25.50–£37.50 (£22.50–£34.50)

The Water Rats Variety Extravaganza

Location	Date	Tickets
	Joe Pasquale stars in a fundraising variety show that also features Keith Simmons, Alvin Stardust and his band, Paul James, Freddie Mercury tribute act Gary Goodmaze and vocalist Lewis Dixon. View full details
Orchard Theatre	11 Mar Mar 11, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £16

The WestEnders

Location	Date	Tickets
	A show featuring well known songs from the West End musicals. View full details
Orchard Theatre	1 Jun Jun 1, 8pm	01322 220000 £19.50

Yolanda Brown

Location	Date	Tickets
	Jazz and R&B from the London-based musician. View full details and ticket info
Orchard Theatre	4 Mar Mar 4, 7.30pm	01322 220000 £15–£17

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