Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge
Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge
Barrbridge Leisure Centre Coatbridge
Glasgow,
G69 7TZ
Scotland
Box office: 0871 220 1000
Website: www.showcasecinemas.co.uk
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Events at Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge
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| Bruno (Butterfield) is the nine-year old son of a Nazi Commandant (Thewlis). When his father is seconded to manage a concentration camp, the lonely Bruno makes a new friend, Schmuel (Scanlon), beyond the high wire. Badly acted and clumsily directed, this liberal-guilt-monger-sweeping-cod-historical-nonsense is simply unnecessary. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.00am, 1.45, 4.05, 7.00 & 9.30; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 1.45, 4.05, 7.00, 9.30 & 12am | 0871 220 1000 |
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| Students from the amazing underground city of Ember go through a series of adventures in order to sustain their special secret world for another 200 years. Ho-hum but visually impressive children's adventure sci-fi. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.40am, 2.10, 4.30, 7.05 & 9.30; Fri & Sat 11.40am, 2.10, 4.30, 7.05, 9.30 & 11.45 | 0871 220 1000 |
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| New spoof comedy from the 'Epic Movie'/'Meet the Spartans' folk. Blockbuster flicks as diverse as the Indiana Jones franchise, 'Iron Man' and 'High School Musical' get lampooned to tedious effect. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.20am, 1.50 & 4.00 | 0871 220 1000 |
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| Predictably pitiful comedy about a recently unemployed 'Playboy' mansion bunny (Farris) who goes to college. Formulaic 'Legally Blonde'ish slapstick which still manages to raise a few laughs. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.40am, 2.05, 4.30, 7.05 & 9.25; Fri & Sat 11.40am, 2.05, 4.30, 7.05, 9.25 & 11.40 | 0871 220 1000 |
| Location | Date | Tickets |
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| Toby Young's semi-scandalous memoir about the period the gobby English journo spent carousing with the rich and famous while working at a glossy magazine in New York is given a mainstream movie makeover with this enjoyable enough romantic comedy. Young's rudely confessional and frequently very funny observations are now framed by a bland will-they-won't-they love story that sadly drowns every last scrap of satirical stab. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.35am, 2.15, 4.45, 7.20 & 9.55; Fri & Sat 11.35am, 2.15, 4.45, 7.20, 9.55 & 0.30am | 0871 220 1000 |
| Location | Date | Tickets |
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| Animated story about a hunchbacked evil scientist's assistant who aspires to become a scientist himself. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 12.10, 2.25, 4.40 & 6.55 | 0871 220 1000 |
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| A bride-to-be tries to find out the identity of her real father in the lead up to her wedding on a Greek island. Depressingly faithful film adaptation of abominable Broadway and West End ABBA song musical mega hit. The popularity of films like this certainly make one wonder about the rampancy of mental illness in our culture. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.45am, 2.20, 5.00, 7.45 & 10.15; Fri & Sat 11.45am, 2.20, 5.00, 7.45, 10.15 & 0.40am | 0871 220 1000 |
| Location | Date | Tickets |
|---|---|---|
| This 'Into the Mirror' re-make features Sutherland in full Jack Bauer mode as an ex-cop who turns security guard to patrol the scorched interiors of a fire-gutted New York hotel. Having accidentally shot his partner in the line of duty, alcoholic Carson soon begins to hallucinate that an evil force behind the hotel's mirrors is after his family. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.30am, 2.10, 4.50, 7.30 & 10.10; Fri & Sat 11.30am, 2.10, 4.50, 7.30, 10.10 & 0.35am | 0871 220 1000 |
| Location | Date | Tickets |
|---|---|---|
| Major Mitch Hunter (Jane) leads a war against an army of necro-mutants. Impressively dark and odd horror sci-fi adventure co-starring 'Hellboy''s Ron Perlman. Minor cult status of minor franchise series beckons. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.05am, 2.35, 5.10, 7.55 & 10.30 | 0871 220 1000 |
| Location | Date | Tickets |
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| Unhappily married Adrienne (Lane) and an emotionally confused doctor (Gere) are drawn together when a storm closes in on the North Carolina hotel. Schmaltzy, dreary and tedious second-chance romancer based on a novel by Nicholas Sparks. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.10am, 1.40, 4.10, 7.10 & 9.35; Fri & Sat 11.10am, 1.40, 4.10, 7.10, 9.35 & 11.55 | 0871 220 1000 |
| Location | Date | Tickets |
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| New York police detective partners Rooster (Pacino) and Turk (De Niro) duke it out over a series of cop killings while staring admiringly at each other as if they're celebrating a diamond-wedding anniversary. When they met in Michael Mann's 'Heat' the anticipation was enormous but 13 years and a loss of kudos later, not so much. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 7.50 & 10.20; Fri & Sat 7.50, 10.20 & 0.40am | 0871 220 1000 |
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| On the whim of a sinister senator (Tucci), Ham III (Samberg) - the circus performer grandson of one of the first chimpanzees in space is sent into orbit to retrieve a missing satellite. With endless monkey and banana puns and bog-standard animation, 'Space Chimps' is strictly for easily pleased little monkeys. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.30am, 1.30, 3.30 & 5.30 | 0871 220 1000 |
| Location | Date | Tickets |
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| This sporadically funny but generally gross comedy features Brennan (Ferrel) and Dale (Reilly), two grown men who despite pushing 40 are still living at home. An unlikely twilight romance between their parents brings them together, leading the step-brothers to repel each other before teaming up to form an alliance. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 9.15; Fri & Sat 9.15 & 11.30 | 0871 220 1000 |
| Location | Date | Tickets |
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| Smith's hysterical, historical heist film gets a Scotland-only release. Cox plays Ian Hamilton, a student who sets out to liberate the Stone of Destiny from Westminster Abbey and bring in back to Scotland. A cinematic non-event, devoid of thrills, excitement and even common sense. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 12.10, 2.50, 5.20, 7.55 & 10.20; Fri & Sat 12.10, 2.50, 5.20, 7.55, 10.20 & 0.35am | 0871 220 1000 |
| Location | Date | Tickets |
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| Retired US secret agent operative Bryan (Neeson) steps into fray when his daughter Kim (Grace), with his ex-wife (Janssen), is 'taken' by sex traffickers on a trip to Paris. A high octane, blood thumping update of Paul Schrader's 1979 'Hardcore' is every bit as ridiculous as it sounds but no less enjoyable for it, with Francophile attitude, Chekhovian familial regret, over the top torture and not a fundamentalist Muslim in sight. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.50am, 2.00, 4.15, 7.00 & 9.20; Fri & Sat 11.50am, 2.00, 4.15, 7.00, 9.20 & 11.50 | 0871 220 1000 |
| Location | Date | Tickets |
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| While filming a war movie, three Hollywood actors become embroiled with a heroin cartel run by a tyrannical 12-year-old (Brandon Soo Hoo) and are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying. Like Stiller's previous directorial efforts, 'Tropic Thunder' looks like it has been plotted by a child simpleton but most of the time you'll be laughing too hard to notice, or care. | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 11.25am, 1.55, 4.25, 7.15 & 9.45; Fri & Sat 11.25am, 1.55, 4.25, 7.15, 9.45 & 0.05am | 0871 220 1000 |
| Location | Date | Tickets |
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| Depressing update of Clare Booth Luce's 1936 satirical play set in the idle and bitchy world of wealthy wives and divorcees. US TV writer Diane English adapts and directs with little feeling for the sacred text she is dealing with. Some adequate performances, nice costumes and a few decent one-liners aside this prompts the inevitable question: why? | ||
| Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow | 10 Oct–16 Oct 7.35 & 10.05; Fri & Sat 7.35, 10.05 & 0.35am | 0871 220 1000 |
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