Odeon Kilmarnock

Events at Odeon Kilmarnock

City of Ember

Location	Date	Tickets
	Students from the amazing underground city of Ember go through a series of adventures in order to sustain their special secret world for another 200 years. Ho-hum but visually impressive children's adventure sci-fi.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	10 Oct–16 Oct 12.00, 2.45, 5.30 & 8.00; Fri 2.45, 5.45 & 8.15; Sat 12.00, 2.45, 5.45 & 8.15; Tue 12.00, 2.45 & 5.30	0871 22 44 007

Disaster Movie

Location	Date	Tickets
	New spoof comedy from the 'Epic Movie'/'Meet the Spartans' folk. Blockbuster flicks as diverse as the Indiana Jones franchise, 'Iron Man' and 'High School Musical' get lampooned to tedious effect.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	11 Oct–16 Oct Sat–Thu 11.10am	0871 22 44 007

Flashbacks of a Fool (Senior Screening)

Location	Date	Tickets
	Set in present-day California and an English seaside resort circa 1972, Joe Scott (Craig between Bond outings), is a washed up Hollywood star who recalls a traumatic teenage experience that leads to professional success and personal self-destruction. Good supporting performances and rather pedestrian flashbacks make for an interesting, if not outstanding drama about the repercussions of childhood folly.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	14 Oct Tue 11.00am	0871 22 44 007

The House Bunny

Location	Date	Tickets
	Predictably pitiful comedy about a recently unemployed 'Playboy' mansion bunny (Farris) who goes to college. Formulaic 'Legally Blonde'ish slapstick which still manages to raise a few laughs.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	10 Oct–16 Oct Fri 1.50, 4.20, 7.00 & 9.30; Sat 11.20am, 1.50, 4.20, 7.00 & 9.30; Sun & Mon 11.30am, 2.15, 5.45 & 8.15; Tue 2.15, 5.45 & 8.15; Wed & Thu 11.30am, 2.15, 5.45 & 8.15	0871 22 44 007

The House Bunny (Parent & Baby Screening)

Location	Date	Tickets
	Predictably pitiful comedy about a recently unemployed 'Playboy' mansion bunny Shelly ( Farris) who goes to college. Formulaic 'Legally Blond' style comedy which still manages to raise a few laughs.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	14 Oct Tue 11.00am	0871 22 44 007

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

Location	Date	Tickets
	Toby Young's semi-scandalous memoir about the period the gobby English journo spent carousing with the rich and famous while working at a glossy magazine in New York is given a mainstream movie makeover with this enjoyable enough romantic comedy. Young's rudely confessional and frequently very funny observations are now framed by a bland will-they-won't-they love story that sadly drowns every last scrap of satirical stab.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	10 Oct–16 Oct Fri & Sat 1.10 & 6.30; Sun–Thu 12.20 & 5.50	0871 22 44 007

Igor

Location	Date	Tickets
	Animated story about a hunchbacked evil scientist's assistant who aspires to become a scientist himself.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	10 Oct–16 Oct Fri 1.30, 4.00 & 6.15; Sat–Thu 11.15am, 1.30, 4.00 & 6.15	0871 22 44 007

Journey To The Center of The Earth

Location	Date	Tickets
	Enjoyably silly adventure based on the classic Jules Verne novel starring Fraser ('The Mummy') as a science professor whose renegade theories are held in contempt by the academic community. On an expedition in Iceland, he stumbles upon a discovery that is to be the beginning of his journey deep beneath the Earth's surface.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	11 Oct–16 Oct 11.00am	0871 22 44 007

Joy Division

Location	Date	Tickets
	Beautifully cut and imaginatively constructed documentary explaining the swift rise and abrupt cessation of Joy Division (and troubled singer Ian Curtis ) through rare footage, TV appearances, bootleg recordings, personal photographs and recollections. The film rubbishes the ludicrous rock'n'roll myth of 'live fast, die young' to tell the story with humour, warmth and often-painful clarity.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	14 Oct Tue 8.30	0871 22 44 007

Mamma Mia!

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	A bride-to-be tries to find out the identity of her real father in the lead up to her wedding on a Greek island. Depressingly faithful film adaptation of abominable Broadway and West End ABBA song musical mega hit. The popularity of films like this certainly make one wonder about the rampancy of mental illness in our culture.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	10 Oct–16 Oct Fri & Sat 3.45 & 9.10; Sun–Thu 3.00 & 8.30	0871 22 44 007

Mirrors

Location	Date	Tickets
	This 'Into the Mirror' re-make features Sutherland in full Jack Bauer mode as an ex-cop who turns security guard to patrol the scorched interiors of a fire-gutted New York hotel. Having accidentally shot his partner in the line of duty, alcoholic Carson soon begins to hallucinate that an evil force behind the hotel's mirrors is after his family.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	10 Oct–16 Oct Fri & Sat 1.15, 3.50, 6.30 & 9.15; Mon–Wed 2.30, 5.30 & 8.10; Sun 2.30 & 8.10; Thu 2.30 & 5.30	0871 22 44 007

Mirrors (Subtitled)

Location	Date	Tickets
	This 'Into the Mirror' re-make features Sutherland in full Jack Bauer mode as an ex-cop who turns security guard to patrol the scorched interiors of a fire-gutted New York hotel. Having accidentally shot his partner in the line of duty, alcoholic Carson soon begins to hallucinate that an evil force behind the hotel's mirrors is after his family.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	12 Oct–16 Oct Sun 5.30; Thu 8.10	0871 22 44 007

Nights in Rodanthe

Location	Date	Tickets
	Unhappily married Adrienne (Lane) and an emotionally confused doctor (Gere) are drawn together when a storm closes in on the North Carolina hotel. Schmaltzy, dreary and tedious second-chance romancer based on a novel by Nicholas Sparks.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	10 Oct–16 Oct Fri–Thu 3.15, 6.10 & 8.45	0871 22 44 007

Space Chimps

Location	Date	Tickets
	On the whim of a sinister senator (Tucci), Ham III (Samberg) - the circus performer grandson of one of the first chimpanzees in space is sent into orbit to retrieve a missing satellite. With endless monkey and banana puns and bog-standard animation, 'Space Chimps' is strictly for easily pleased little monkeys.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	11 Oct–16 Oct Sat–Thu 12.45	0871 22 44 007

The Stone of Destiny

Location	Date	Tickets
	Smith's hysterical, historical heist film gets a Scotland-only release. Cox plays Ian Hamilton, a student who sets out to liberate the Stone of Destiny from Westminster Abbey and bring in back to Scotland. A cinematic non-event, devoid of thrills, excitement and even common sense.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	10 Oct–16 Oct Fri 3.00, 5.30 & 8.00; Sat 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.00; Sun–Thu 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.00	0871 22 44 007

Taken

Location	Date	Tickets
	Retired US secret agent operative Bryan (Neeson) steps into fray when his daughter Kim (Grace), with his ex-wife (Janssen), is 'taken' by sex traffickers on a trip to Paris. A high octane, blood thumping update of Paul Schrader's 1979 'Hardcore' is every bit as ridiculous as it sounds but no less enjoyable for it, with Francophile attitude, Chekhovian familial regret, over the top torture and not a fundamentalist Muslim in sight.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	10 Oct–16 Oct Fri & Sat 1.40, 4.10, 6.40 & 9.20; Sun–Thu 1.20, 3.45, 6.20 & 8.40	0871 22 44 007

Tropic Thunder

Location	Date	Tickets
	While filming a war movie, three Hollywood actors become embroiled with a heroin cartel run by a tyrannical 12-year-old (Brandon Soo Hoo) and are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying. Like Stiller's previous directorial efforts, 'Tropic Thunder' looks like it has been plotted by a child simpleton but most of the time you'll be laughing too hard to notice, or care.
Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock	10 Oct–16 Oct Fri & Sat 8.30; Sun–Thu 8.40	0871 22 44 007

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