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Empire Clydebank

Empire Clydebank
Britannia Way Clydebank
Clydebank, G81 2RZ
Scotland
Box office: 08714 714 714
Phone: 08714 714 714
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Events at Empire Clydebank

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Bratz: The Movie
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The popular dolls Bratz finally come alive in their first live action feature film: a shallow, depressing affair that sends out mixed messages about camaraderie and consumerism.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 19 Jul20 Jul Sat & Sun 11.00am 08714 714 714
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
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In the second instalment of the Narnia films, the Pevensie children are summoned back to Narnia for a slick, fast-paced romp through dark woods, underground caverns and fierce battles. With a simplistic plot, and Caspian (Barnes) reduced to a pretty face, Disney may have finally brought Narnia to the big screen, but for a real journey of the imagination, stick to the books.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 18 Jul24 Jul 3.15 & 6.15 08714 714 714
The Dark Knight
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Following on from Nolan's critically and commercially successful 'Batman Begins', this sequel promises to be bigger and possibly even better in almost every way. Inevitably, though, expect proceedings to be overshadowed by Ledger's final screen role, as Batman's (Bale) arch-nemesis The Joker.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 24 Jul Thu 12.30, 1.30, 4.00, 5.00, 7.30 & 8.30 08714 714 714
Donkey Punch
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Tammi (Burley) joins her two girlfriends on a holiday in Mallorca, only to be lured onboard a luxury yacht by some unscrupulous boys. Messy drug taking, DIY porn-making and a series of violent deaths by knife, rope, flare gun and outboard motor follow. A misguided British attempt to muscle in on the already hackneyed torture-porn genre.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 18 Jul24 Jul 9.15 08714 714 714
The Forbidden Kingdom
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Chop-socky superstars Jackie Chan and Jet Li share the screen for the first time in this East-meets-West martial arts adventure in which a kung fu obsessed American teen makes a discovery that sends him on a quest to China to free the imprisoned Monkey King. Think 'Karate Kid' crossed with 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 18 Jul23 Jul Fri–Wed 12.20 08714 714 714
Hancock
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Smith plays a nihilistic superhero who has fallen out of favour with the public. Due to this scenario, 'Hancock' dangerously flirts with the status of one-joke film. Amazingly, though, Hancock is then rescued (both as a character and as a film) by PR executive Ray Embrey (Bateman), who believes he can turn Hancock's public image from zero to hero.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 18 Jul24 Jul 12.50, 3.20, 5.50, 6.50, 8.20 & 9.10; Thu 12.50, 3.20, 5.50 & 8.20 08714 714 714
Horton Hears A Who!
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Animators Blue Sky take a break from their ongoing 'Ice Age' franchise to colourfully realise the universe of Dr Seuss' text. Both Carrey and Carrell are allowed full rein for their brand of vocal mugging as co-directors Hayward and Martino skilfully guide 'Horton' towards a comforting moral about size not being all that important.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 19 Jul20 Jul Sat & Sun 11.00am 08714 714 714
Journey To The Center of The Earth
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Enjoyably silly adventure based on the classic Jules Verne novel starring Fraser ('The Mummy') as a science professor whose renegade theories are held in contempt by the academic community. On an expedition in Iceland, he stumbles upon a discovery that is to be the beginning of his journey deep beneath the Earth's surface.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 18 Jul24 Jul 10.45am, 1.10, 3.45, 6.15 & 8.30; Thu 10.45am & 1.10 08714 714 714
Kung Fu Panda
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Overweight panda Po (Black) joins his heroes, the Fierce Five, in a butt-kicking adventure when the valley of peace is threatened with the return of bad kung fu master, Tai Lung (McShane). This is Dreamworks-does-manga animation, overlaid with an Eastern version of the fated place-in-the-universe style philosophy originally trademarked in 'The Lion King'.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 18 Jul24 Jul 11.40am, 12.40, 2.00, 3.00, 4.30, 5.30 & 8.00; Thu 12.40, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.00 08714 714 714
Mamma Mia!
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How can we resist you? Film version of super successful Broadway and West End ABBA song musical starring Streep, Brosnan and Firth.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 18 Jul24 Jul 11.50am, 1.00, 2.30, 3.30, 5.20, 6.10, 8.10 & 8.50 08714 714 714
Meet Dave
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Eddie Murphy plays Dave Ming Chang, a spaceship made in the image of its miniature-sized captain (also Murphy) who has landed on Earth on a mission to save his planet. Now, one of the least eagerly anticipated reunions in cinema history - between Murphy and director Brian Robbins ('Norbit') - invites us to Meet Dave. You really shouldn't bother.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 18 Jul24 Jul 1.30, 4.00, 6.30 & 8.40 08714 714 714
WALL-E
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Inspired by sci-fi classics from the 1960s and 70s, Pixar have created a post-apocalyptic story set in a future in which the Earth has been abandoned by humankind, where a solitary robot named WALL-E executes his now pointless trash collecting programme. At its heart this is a very sweet romantic comedy, and that's what provides the emotional clout.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 18 Jul24 Jul 10.40am, 11.45am, 1.40, 2.40, 4.10, 5.10, 6.40 & 7.50 08714 714 714
Wanted
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Scottish comic book writer Mark Millar's ultra-violent graphic novel gets the Hollywood blockbuster treatment. Fellow Scot McAvoy takes the lead as a super-assassin inductee under the tutelage of action babe Fox (Jolie) and boss Sloan (Freeman). Toning down the comic's darker elements and ramping up the SFX, Bekmambetov's quirky stylistic excesses make up for the script's weaknesses. And McAvoy is quite convincing.
Empire Clydebank, Clydebank 18 Jul24 Jul 9.10 08714 714 714

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