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Acoustic Night
Date Location
Hosted by Callum Ray.
Sundays 8.30 The Butterfly and the Pig, Glasgow
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
Date Location
After 'Bend it Like Beckham', Chadha takes a step into younger territory with this adaptation of two of Louise Rennison's books. The film lacks the sharp wit of slick American comedies such as 'Clueless' and 'Mean Girls', but earns points for featuring actresses, including lead Georgia Groome, who really are the age of the characters they're playing.
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.00am, 1.15, 3.45, 6.30 & 9.15; Tue 1.15, 3.45, 6.30 & 9.15 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.00am, 11.30am, 1.30, 2.00, 4.00, 4.30, 6.30 & 9.00; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 11.30am, 1.30, 2.00, 4.00, 4.30, 6.30, 9.00 & 11.40 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.20am, 1.40, 4.10, 6.40 & 9.00 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.35am, 2.20, 4.50, 7.25 & 9.50; Fri & Sat 11.35am, 2.20, 4.50, 7.25, 9.50 & 0.05am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
Art Exhibition by The Allander Artists
Date Location
A great chance to view and purchase a wide selection of original paintings.
19 Jul–27 Jul 11.00am–5.00 Mugdock Country Park, Glasgow
Art on a Mat
Date Location
A session for children aged 3-6 and their parents/guardians to work with artist's/storyteller's Ron Fairweather and Fergus McNicol. For more information call 0141 287 3059 or email jenny.bell@csglasgow.org. Booking required.
27 Jul 1.00–2.00 Gallery of Modern Art, Glasgow
Baby Mama
Date Location
When her doctor bluntly tells her that he 'doesn't like the shape' of her uterus, Kate (Fey) engages the surrogate services of baby mama Angie Ostowist (Poehler), a trailer trash Gwen Stefani-wannabe. Each generation gets the Mary Tyler Moore it deserves; as creator and star of NBC's '30 Rock' sitcom, Fey has earned herself the right to be 2008's funny-girl.
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.00am & 1.40 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.00am Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 3.00, 5.40 & 8.15; Fri & Sat 3.00, 5.40, 8.15 & 10.45; Mon 3.00 & 5.40 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
Bard in the Botanics
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Scotland's only annual outdoor Shakespeare festival returns to Glasgow's Botanic Gardens, with 'The Merchant of Venice' and 'Much Ado About Nothing'.
25 Jun–2 Aug (Times vary) Glasgow Botanic Gardens, Glasgow
Be There Bitch
Date Location
DJs Nicky Modlin and Neeb mixing everything from electro, pop and indie to R&B and hip hop.
Sundays 11.00–3.00am Valdor, Glasgow
The Beat Club
Date Location
Good music, good drinks and good people. Live music venue and club with rooftop smoking terrace, playing host to a wide range of musical styles from rock to disco. The focus here is very much on customer care and having a good time.
Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays 9.00–3.00am The Beat Club, Glasgow
Beatseeker
Date Location
Rock 'n' roll and indie classics from the Firewater team.
Sundays 9.00–3.00am Firewater, Glasgow
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Date Location
In the second instalment of the Narnia films, the Pevensie children are summoned back to Narnia for a slick, fast-paced romp through dark woods, underground caverns and fierce battles. With a simplistic plot, and Caspian (Barnes) reduced to a pretty face, Disney may have finally brought Narnia to the big screen, but for a real journey of the imagination, stick to the books.
25 Jul–31 Jul 10.30am Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.00am Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 7.50; Fri & Sat 7.50 & 11.00 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
Date Location
Documentary filmmaker Waitt sets out to contact all of his ex-girlfriends, to discover what makes him such a rubbish boyfriend, leading to a trip to Edinburgh. A brisk pace, a desire to bare all (literally) and Chris' very ordinary but anxious humanity makes this slightly insular premise engaging viewing.
25 Jul–31 Jul Fri 1.30 & 6.00; Sat & Thu 1.30 & 6.15; Sun 5.15; Mon 1.30; Tue 6.15; Wed 3.45 & 8.15 Glasgow Film Theatre, Glasgow
Creatures of the Night
Date Location
Progressive brain-funk, lysergic folk and assorted curiosities.
27 Jul 11.00–3.00am Nice'n'Sleazy, Glasgow
Dark Horses
Date Location
Group show of three of the most promising art students in the UK. Margarita Louca, Kitty Clark and Anna Peaker create an otherworldly exhibition of alien celebrity alter egos, underdog success stories and pipe nebulae, overseen by first-time curator Emma Balkind
5 Jul–6 Aug Tue–Sun 12.00–6.00 Recoat, Glasgow
The Dark Knight
Date Location
Following on from Nolan's critically and commercially successful 'Batman Begins', this sequel promises to be bigger and possibly even better in almost every way. Inevitably, though, expect proceedings to be overshadowed by Ledger's final screen role, as Batman's (Bale) arch-nemesis The Joker.
25 Jul–31 Jul 10.00am, 10.30am, 12.00, 12.30, 1.30, 2.00, 3.40, 4.10, 5.10, 5.40, 7.30, 8.00, 8.30, 8.50 & 9.15; Fri & Sat 10.00am, 10.30am, 12.00, 12.30, 1.30, 2.00, 3.40, 4.10, 5.10, 5.40, 7.30, 8.00, 8.30, 8.50, 9.15, 11.15, 11.45 & 11.55 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.00am, 12.00, 1.00, 2.30, 3.30, 4.00, 4.30, 6.30, 7.00, 7.30, 8.00 & 10.00; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 12.00, 1.00, 2.30, 3.30, 4.00, 4.30, 6.30, 7.00, 7.30, 8.00, 10.00, 10.30, 11.00 & 11.30 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul Fri & Sat 11.00am, 12.00, 1.00, 2.00, 3.30, 4.30, 5.30, 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00, 9.30, 10.30 & 11.30; 11.00am, 12.00, 1.00, 2.00, 3.30, 4.30, 5.30, 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00 & 9.30; Tue & Thu 11.00am, 1.00, 2.00, 3.30, 4.30, 5.30, 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00 & 9.3 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 12.00, 3.00, 6.00 & 9.00 Grosvenor, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 12.20, 1.20, 3.50, 5.00, 7.30 & 8.20 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
The Dark Knight (IMAX)
Date Location
Following on from Nolan's critically and commercially successful 'Batman Begins', this sequel promises to be bigger and possibly even better in almost every way. Inevitably, though, expect proceedings to be overshadowed by Ledger's final screen role, as Batman's (Bale) arch-nemesis The Joker.
25 Jul–31 Jul 12.00, 4.45, 7.40 & 10.15 IMAX Theatre, Glasgow
Dean Friedman
Date Location
The pop troubadour who thanked his lucky stars in the 70s is experiencing a revival, having released a CD of 'comedy songs for adults' in 2006.
27 Jul 7.00 The Ferry, Glasgow
Disco Filth and Tall Steven
Date Location
Rock.
28 Jul Rockers, Glasgow
Discobadger
Date Location
Dominic Martin, DJ Kash and Mash do the biz every week.
Sundays 11.00–3.00am Bamboo, Glasgow
Distortion
Date Location
Emo, screamo and metal with DJ Muppet.
Sundays 11.00–3.00am ABC2, Glasgow
Dogs Trust Annual Open Day
Date Location
Annual Open Day to promote responsible dog ownership in the community and also provide a fun day for the supporters and local residents.
27 Jul 9.00am–5.00 Tollcross Park, Glasgow
Donkey Punch
Date Location
Tammi (Burley) joins her two girlfriends on a holiday in Mallorca, only to be lured onboard a luxury yacht by some unscrupulous boys. Messy drug taking, DIY porn-making and a series of violent deaths by knife, rope, flare gun and outboard motor follow. A misguided British attempt to muscle in on the already hackneyed torture-porn genre.
25 Jul–31 Jul 6.50 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
Dr Sketchy's Anti-Art School
Date Location
Live music, live girls and live art! The burlesque life drawing classes do things a little differently in the West, with a bit of a cafe feel for your Sunday afternoon.
27 Jul 4.00–7.00 The Arches, Glasgow
Family Picnic Time at Crookston Castle
Date Location
Games, scenery, stories and songs to accompany your picnic.
Sundays Sun 12.00–1.00 Crookston Castle, Glasgow
The Forbidden Kingdom
Date Location
Chop-socky superstars Jackie Chan and Jet Li share the screen for the first time in this East-meets-West martial arts adventure in which a kung fu obsessed American teen makes a discovery that sends him on a quest to China to free the imprisoned Monkey King. Think 'Karate Kid' crossed with 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'.
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.00am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
Gadburn School
Date Location
A display of clay project work created by pupils at Gadburn School, as part of the Sense over Sectarianism scheme.
10 Nov 2007–27 Nov 10.00am–5.00; Fri & Sun 11.00am–5.00 Kelvingrove Art Gallery & Museum, Glasgow
Glasgow Show
Date Location
The 'People's Festival' returns for a weekend of fun-filled family entertainment with top name acts and attractions from around the world.
26 Jul–27 Jul Glasgow Green, Glasgow
Ha Ha Raw Comedy
Date Location
A beautiful night of new comedy talent, headed up by a professional headliner and MC, tucked in the heart of the Shawland. The line-ups change weekly, but always get there early for a seat.
Sundays Sun 8.30 Ivory Hotel, Glasgow
Hancock
Date Location
Smith plays a nihilistic superhero who has fallen out of favour with the public. Due to this scenario, 'Hancock' dangerously flirts with the status of one-joke film. Amazingly, though, Hancock is then rescued (both as a character and as a film) by PR executive Ray Embrey (Bateman), who believes he can turn Hancock's public image from zero to hero.
25 Jul–31 Jul 12.05, 2.35, 4.55, 7.40, 8.10, 10.00 & 10.30; Fri & Sat 12.05, 2.35, 4.55, 7.40, 8.10, 10.00, 10.30, 0.10am & 0.35am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 12.50, 3.10, 5.50, 8.40 & 9.20; Fri & Sat 12.50, 3.10, 5.50, 8.40, 9.20 & 11.20 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 1.15, 3.45, 6.15 & 9.15 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 4.40, 6.50 & 9.05 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
Haptic
Date Location
An exhibition from the Nippon Design Museum for which curator, Kenya Hara invited artists from a variety of fields, including designers Siguru Ban and Jasper Morrison, and French graphic artist Mathieu Manche, to create products designed to stimulate the senses.
18 Jun–29 Sep The Lighthouse, Glasgow
Harry Benson: A Photographer's Journey
Date Location
An exciting homecoming exhibition of photographs from the 60-year career of Harry Benson, the internationally renowned photographer from Glasgow. Benson's career is a roll-call of contemporary history and culture, and some of his images have achieved icon status. On display are a range of images of world leaders and events; icons of fashion, music and film; and Scottish and American athletes, alongside images from his recent book 'Harry Benson's Glasgow'.
30 May–14 Sep Kelvingrove Art Gallery & Museum, Glasgow
Irina Palm
Date Location
Maggie (Faithful) is desperate. In her mid 50s and struggling with preconceptions that she is too old to do anything, until she wanders into a seedy Soho club and winds up being hired to give relief to men through a glory hole. While there is some humour in how this premise is handled (no pun intended), the film can't decide whether it's a sex comedy or a serious social commentary.
25 Jul–29 Jul Fri & Mon 4.15 & 8.40; Sat 2.00 & 6.30; Sun 2.45; Tue 12.45 Glasgow Film Theatre, Glasgow
Jack Glass, Valerie Dunn Band, Immanis, The Deadly Romantics, Triad and Illfated Riot
Date Location
Bumper line-up, with proceeds going to NCH Scotland.
27 Jul 6.00 Capitol, Glasgow
Jim Lambie: Forever Changes
Date Location
Lambie's biggest exhibition in Glasgow to date includes a new version of his celebrated black and white, vinyl floor amid a quiet riot of colour and materials fighting it out in sculptural works that take inspiration from both art history and contemporary hairstyling trends. 'Part of Glasgow international 2008'.
11 Apr–29 Sep Gallery of Modern Art, Glasgow
Jo Spence
Date Location
Retrospective of the hugely influential British photographer (1934-92), comprising her mischevious, unsettling takes on class, feminity, self-image and the breast cancer which would ultimately kill her.
12 Jun–16 Nov 10.00am–5.00; Thu 10.00am–8.00; Fri & Sun 11.00am–5.00 Gallery of Modern Art, Glasgow
Johnny Truant, Blackhole and Bury Tomorrow
Date Location
CANCELLED.
27 Jul 8.00 King Tut's Wah Wah Hut, Glasgow
Journey To The Center of The Earth
Date Location
Enjoyably silly adventure based on the classic Jules Verne novel starring Fraser ('The Mummy') as a science professor whose renegade theories are held in contempt by the academic community. On an expedition in Iceland, he stumbles upon a discovery that is to be the beginning of his journey deep beneath the Earth's surface.
25 Jul–31 Jul 10.15am, 12.40, 3.10, 5.40 & 8.10; Fri & Sat 10.15am, 12.40, 3.10, 5.40, 8.10 & 10.40 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.00am, 4.10 & 9.20 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
Junk
Date Location
Marky Mark presents a fusion of jazz and funk. The folks at The Buff like to call it Junk.
Sundays 11.00–3.00am The Buff Club, Glasgow
Kelvingrove Sunday Organ Recitals
Date Location
Sunday promenade concerts with different organists.
Sundays 3.00–3.45 Kelvingrove Art Gallery & Museum, Glasgow
Kismat Konnection
Date Location
Bollywood flick about life, luck and, of course, love.
27 Jul–28 Jul Sun 11.50am; Mon 8.15 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
Kung Fu Panda
Date Location
Overweight panda Po (Black) joins his heroes, the Fierce Five, in a butt-kicking adventure when the valley of peace is threatened with the return of bad kung fu master, Tai Lung (McShane). This is Dreamworks-does-manga animation, overlaid with an Eastern version of the fated place-in-the-universe style philosophy originally trademarked in 'The Lion King'.
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.20am, 11.50am, 2.10, 2.40, 4.40, 5.10, 7.05 & 9.25; Fri & Sat 11.20am, 11.50am, 2.10, 2.40, 4.40, 5.10, 7.05, 9.25 & 11.40 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.45am, 12.15, 2.20, 5.15 & 8.00; Fri & Sat 11.45am, 12.15, 2.20, 5.15, 8.00 & 10.30 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.50am, 2.00, 4.20 & 6.30 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 12.15, 3.15 & 2.30 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 3.00 IMAX Theatre, Glasgow
Life After Iraq
Date Location
Joint exhibition by award-winning photojournalist Angela Catlin and writer Billy Briggs, who travelled to Syria to document the plight of some of the millions of ordinary Iraqis living there who have fled the conflict in their homeland. 'Part of Refugee Week 2008'
10 Jun–26 Oct St Mungo Museum of Religious Life and Art, Glasgow
Liquid Cool
Date Location
AJ, Kris Keegan and Ian Thompson playing top-notch vocal garage and house to a club packed with hyper-hedonistic 20-something revellers, all of whom seem to have forgotten that they have work in the morning.
Sundays 9.00–3.00am Common, Glasgow
Liquid Cool at Candyfloss
Date Location
Max Asante presents funk, soul and indie.
Sundays 11.00–3.00am Kushion, Glasgow
Mamma Mia!
Date Location
How can we resist you? Film version of super successful Broadway and West End ABBA song musical starring Streep, Brosnan and Firth.
25 Jul–31 Jul 10.40am, 1.10, 3.40, 6.10 & 8.50 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.30am, 1.45, 2.15, 4.35, 5.05, 7.20, 7.50, 10.05 & 10.35; Fri & Sat 11.30am, 1.45, 2.15, 4.35, 5.05, 7.20, 7.50, 10.05, 10.35 & 0.30am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul Fri & Sat 11.45am, 1.15, 2.15, 4.15, 5.00, 7.30, 8.30 & 10.15; 11.45am, 1.15, 2.15, 4.15, 5.00, 7.30 & 8.30 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 12.00, 12.30, 2.30, 3.00, 3.30, 5.30, 6.00, 6.30, 8.10, 8.45 & 9.20; Fri & Sat 12.00, 12.30, 2.30, 3.00, 3.30, 5.30, 6.00, 6.30, 8.10, 8.45, 9.20 & 11.10; Sun 12.00, 12.30, 2.30, 3.30, 5.30, 6.00, 6.30, 8.10, 8.45 & 9.20; Mon 12.00, 12.30, 2.30, 3.00, 3.3 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
Mamma Mia! (Subtitled)
Date Location
How can we resist you? Film version of super successful Broadway and West End ABBA song musical starring Streep, Brosnan and Firth.
27 Jul–28 Jul Sun 3.00; Mon 6.00 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
Meet Dave
Date Location
Eddie Murphy plays Dave Ming Chang, a spaceship made in the image of its miniature-sized captain (also Murphy) who has landed on Earth on a mission to save his planet. Now, one of the least eagerly anticipated reunions in cinema history - between Murphy and director Brian Robbins ('Norbit') - invites us to Meet Dave. You really shouldn't bother.
25 Jul–31 Jul 11.00am Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 12.10 & 2.30; Sat 2.30 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 1.30, 3.40 & 6.10 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 1.40 & 7.00; Fri & Sat 1.40, 7.00 & 11.30 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
Michael Redmond's Sunday Service
Date Location
He knows his crowd and sniffs their shoes like no other - it is of course another evening hosted by Michael Redmond. Tonight's guests include Seymour Mace, Carly Baker and Neil Shackleton.
27 Jul 8.30 The Stand, Glasgow
The Mist
Date Location
After a thunderstorm artist David (Jane) heads down to the local supermarket, only to join a small cross-section of the town hemmed indoors by a mysterious mist. Strange noises are heard, gigantic fruit flies emerge, and tentacles appear. At its heart this is pure B Movie, but Darabont imbues everything with such genuine gravity that it's difficult not to be swept along.
25 Jul–31 Jul 8.40 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
25 Jul–31 Jul 9.10 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
Momus and Germlin
Date Location
Enigmatic, left-field pop from the man rarely known as Justin Currie's cousin.
27 Jul Stereo, Glasgow
Money Hai Toh Honey Hai
Date Location
Bollywood musical comedy about six strangers who are informed they have won shares in a company.
25 Jul–31 Jul 4.45 & 8.30 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow

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