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Absolution
Date Location
Rock, metal, industrial and punk to liven up your Saturday night.
Saturdays 10.30–3.00am Classic Grand, Glasgow
Absurd Person Singular
Date Location
Alan Ayckbourn's hit comedy about the social climbing Hopcrofts.
6 Oct–11 Oct 7.30; Wed & Sat 2.30 & 7.30 King's Theatre, Edinburgh
Afterglow
Date Location
Essential mod sounds, funky jazz and northern soul from the Friday Street regulars.
11 Oct 10.00–3.00am The Twisted Wheel, Glasgow
An Ocean of Rain
Date Location
A new multimedia chamber opera exploring life after death that combines an electronic score with live instrumentation. By Cryptic and Ensemble MAE. 'Part of Glasgay!'
9 Oct–11 Oct 8.00 Tramway, Glasgow
Arty McGlynn, Nollaig Casey, Chris Newman & Maire Ni Chathasaigh
Date Location
Some of Ireland's most influential traditional musicians come together for an evening of guitars, fiddles and song.
11 Oct 8.00 Queen's Hall, Edinburgh
Ballads, Myths and Legends
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Pianist Simon Lepper performs alongside baritone Stephen Loges, soprano Katherine Broderick and mezzo Anna Stephany. 'Part of Schubertiad '08'.
11 Oct 7.30 Perth Concert Hall, Perth
The Ballarats
Date Location
Indie rockers who describe themselves as "six shit-kickers from the north east of England".
11 Oct 9.00 Bloc+, Glasgow
Beat Control
Date Location
The Evol DJs dish out the best in twisted pop and alternative beats.
Saturdays 11.00–3.00am The Picture House, Edinburgh
Ben Sturrock
Date Location
Singer-songwriter inspired by Ray Lamontagne, Van Morrison and Paul Simon.
11 Oct 8.00 City Halls, Glasgow
The Big Lebowski
Date Location
The Coen brothers give their unique twist to a Chandler-esque LA noir, as 70s hippy throwback Jeff 'The Dude' Lebowski (Bridges) is drawn into the sordid affairs of his millionaire namesake. Suddenly he has to sleuth his way through disorganised crime. Trademark oddball characters, surreal imagery and excellent performances grace this virtuoso comedy.
10 Oct11 Oct Fri & Sat 11.40 Cameo, Edinburgh
Black and White
Date Location
Work by local artists on the theme 'Black and White'.
1 Sep–14 Oct 6.00–9.00 MUSA, Aberdeen
Blind Lemon
Date Location
Old school covers and classics from one of the hardest working bands around.
11 Oct 8.00 Black Bull, Dalkeith
Bob's Full House
Date Location
Dance and pop.
Saturdays 11.00–3.00am Òran Mór, Glasgow
Bordello
Date Location
House from Gordon Miller, and a musical mixture from Billy Milligan and Steven Foy.
Saturdays 11.00–3.00am Kushion, Glasgow
Boutique
Date Location
Electro and house from Lucky Luciano plus 'orchestrated cheese' from DJ Dowzer.
Saturdays 10.30–3.00am GHQ, Edinburgh
The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas
Date Location
Bruno (Butterfield) is the nine-year old son of a Nazi Commandant (Thewlis). When his father is seconded to manage a concentration camp, the lonely Bruno makes a new friend, Schmuel (Scanlon), beyond the high wire. Badly acted and clumsily directed, this liberal-guilt-monger-sweeping-cod-historical-nonsense is simply unnecessary.
10 Oct16 Oct 11.00am, 1.45, 4.05, 7.00 & 9.30; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 1.45, 4.05, 7.00, 9.30 & 12am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 11.15am, 1.50, 4.15, 7.00 & 9.20; Fri & Sat 11.15am, 1.50, 4.15, 7.00, 9.20 & 11.35 Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
10 Oct16 Oct 12.50, 3.15, 5.40 & 8.10; Sun 3.15, 5.40 & 8.10; Mon 12.50, 3.15 & 8.10 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 1.15, 3.20, 5.45 & 8.00; Fri & Sat 1.15, 3.20, 5.45, 8.00 & 10.45 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
10 Oct16 Oct 1.20, 3.50, 6.15 & 8.45 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 10.50am, 3.40 & 8.45; Fri 3.40 & 8.45 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
10 Oct16 Oct 6.00 & 8.20; Mon 8.20 Cineworld Aberdeen, Aberdeen
10 Oct16 Oct 7.45 Studio Cinema, Dunoon
The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas (Gold Class)
Date Location
Bruno (Butterfield) is the nine-year old son of a Nazi Commandant (Thewlis). When his father is seconded to manage a concentration camp, the lonely Bruno makes a new friend, Schmuel (Scanlon), beyond the high wire. Badly acted and clumsily directed, this liberal-guilt-monger-sweeping-cod-historical-nonsense is simply unnecessary.
10 Oct16 Oct 12.30, 2.50, 5.15 & 7.30 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
The Brent Flood, Josh Bray and Andy Knox
Date Location
Post-punk headliners on this JW Freshers Tour 2008.
11 Oct 9.00 Bannerman's, Edinburgh
Brideshead Revisited
Date Location
Jarrold's revamp of Evelyn Waugh's classic novel pares back the opulent trimmings of the television series to expose the bare bones of Waugh's lament for the civilised past. Charting blithe social climber Charles Ryder (Goode) on his journey from humble Paddington digs to the aristocratic arcadia, the film focuses on his halting love affair with prim posho Julia (Atwell).
10 Oct16 Oct 2.00, 4.50 & 8.00; Sat 2.00 & 8.00 Dominion, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 2.20, 5.10 & 8.00 Perth Playhouse, Perth
10 Oct16 Oct 2.30 & 8.00 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 2.30, 5.45 & 8.30; Sun 2.15 & 5.00; Tue 2.30 & 8.30 Filmhouse, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 3.15 & 8.45; Tue 3.15 & 6.00 The Belmont, Aberdeen
10 Oct16 Oct Fri 5.30 & 8.30; Sat & Sun 1.00, 3.50, 6.40 & 9.30; Mon, Wed & Thu 12.30, 3.20, 6.10 & 9.00; Tue 12.30, 3.20 & 8.30 Dundee Contemporary Arts, Dundee
10 Oct16 Oct Fri 6.00 & 8.45; Sat 1.30, 5.30 & 8.15; Sun 2.00, 5.00 & 7.45; Mon 11.30am, 5.45 & 8.30; Tue 2.00, 6.00 & 8.45; Wed 11.30am, 6.00 & 8.45; Thu 2.00, 5.45 & 8.30 Eden Court Theatre, Inverness
10 Oct16 Oct 6.15 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 7.50 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 8.15 Odeon Dunfermline, Dunfermline
Brideshead Revisited (Gold Class)
Date Location
Jarrold's revamp of Evelyn Waugh's classic novel pares back the opulent trimmings of the television series to expose the bare bones of Waugh's lament for the civilised past. Charting blithe social climber Charles Ryder (Goode) on his journey from humble Paddington digs to the aristocratic arcadia, the film focuses on his halting love affair with prim posho Julia (Atwell).
10 Oct16 Oct 11.30am, 2.15 & 8.30 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
British Sea Power and Film School
Date Location
Over-14s show. Angular, arty Brighton indie rock quartet with a compelling visual sense who were recently nominated for the Mercury Music Prize.
11 Oct 7.00 ABC, Glasgow
Bubblegum
Date Location
A student friendly chewed up, spat out mix of electro, pop, dance, disco, soul and indie.
Saturdays 11.00–3.00am The Hive, Edinburgh
Bunker Saturdays
Date Location
Toast drops indie bits, rock picks and student anthems. 4 Oct is a special Dirty Pretty Things aftershow, with Carl Barat and Didz Hammond from the band on the decks.
Saturdays 9.00–2.00am Bunker, Glasgow
Cabaret and Music Night
Date Location
Performances from local musicians, bands, poets and comedians, featuring ByreRythm Drummers, Strollo's Cafe, El Paso V El Paso, Los Trios Gringos and Milton Balgoni.'Part of The Cupar Arts Festival'.
11 Oct 8.30 Corn Exchange, Cupar
Canvas Club
Date Location
Live bands plus DJ Joe Deehan playing funk and party classics.
Fridays, Saturdays 10.00–3.00am Arta, Glasgow
Carol Laula
Date Location
The internationally renowned Glasgow songstress presents a lively set.
11 Oct 8.00 Paisley Arts Centre, Paisley
Carousel
Date Location
Lesley Garrett OBE stars in Roger and Hammerstein's musical about Billy Bigelow, who returns to earth after being killed in a robbery, to seek out his daughter.
6 Oct–11 Oct 7.30; Thu & Sat 2.30 & 7.30 Edinburgh Festival Theatre, Edinburgh
The Charlatans
Date Location
Still going strong, the Charlies perform their own brand of rousing, anthemic indie rock.
11 Oct 7.00 The Picture House, Edinburgh
Cherry Blossom
Date Location
A bold new multi-media theatre piece by Scottish playwright Catherine Grosvenor, exploring ideas, myths and realities of migration and identity in 21st Century Europe. Following the Edinburgh performances, the production will then transfer to Bydgoszcz and Warsaw.
24 Sep–11 Oct (7 Oct–10 Oct 8.00); 5.00 (11 Oct 2.30 & 8.00) Traverse Theatre, Edinburgh
City of Ember
Date Location
Students from the amazing underground city of Ember go through a series of adventures in order to sustain their special secret world for another 200 years. Ho-hum but visually impressive children's adventure sci-fi.
10 Oct16 Oct 11.00am, 1.50, 4.30, 7.00 & 9.30; Tue 1.50, 4.30, 7.00 & 9.30 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
10 Oct16 Oct 11.15am, 1.45, 4.15, 6.45 & 9.15 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 11.30am, 1.50, 4.20, 6.40 & 9.00 Cineworld Aberdeen, Aberdeen
10 Oct16 Oct 11.30am, 2.10, 4.30, 6.45 & 8.50; Tue 2.10, 4.30, 6.45 & 8.50; Fri & Sat 11.30am, 2.10, 4.30, 6.45, 8.50 & 10.50 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
10 Oct16 Oct 11.35am, 1.45, 4.10, 6.25 & 8.50 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 11.40am, 2.10, 4.30, 7.05 & 9.30; Fri & Sat 11.40am, 2.10, 4.30, 7.05, 9.30 & 11.45 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 11.40am, 2.10, 4.30, 7.05 & 9.30; Fri & Sat 11.40am, 2.10, 4.30, 7.05, 9.30 & 11.45 Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
10 Oct16 Oct 11.40am, 1.45, 3.55, 6.15 & 8.55; Fri & Sat 11.40am, 1.45, 3.55, 6.15, 8.55 & 11.20 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
10 Oct16 Oct 11.50am, 2.30, 5.20 & 8.00; Fri & Sat 11.50am, 2.30, 5.20, 8.00 & 10.40 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 12.30, 2.50, 5.20 & 7.50; Sat & Sun 10.15am, 12.30, 2.50, 5.20 & 7.50 Vue Livingston, Livingston
10 Oct16 Oct 12.50, 3.30, 6.00 & 8.30 Empire Clydebank, Clydebank
10 Oct16 Oct 10.30am, 12.50, 3.30, 5.50 & 8.10; Fri 12.50, 3.30, 5.50, 8.10 & 10.25; Sat 10.30am, 12.50, 3.30, 5.50, 8.10 & 10.25 Vue Inverness, Inverness
10 Oct16 Oct 12.50, 3.10, 5.40 & 8.00; Sat & Sun 10.20am, 12.50, 3.10, 5.40 & 8.00 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 1.15, 3.30, 5.45 & 8.00; Fri 1.15, 3.30, 5.45, 8.00 & 10.15; Sat 11.00am, 1.15, 3.30, 5.45, 8.00 & 10.15; Sun 11.00am, 1.15, 3.30, 5.45 & 8.00 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 1.30, 3.55, 6.15 & 8.35 Perth Playhouse, Perth
10 Oct16 Oct Fri 1.30, 3.45 & 6.00; Sat–Thu 11.15am, 1.30, 3.45 & 6.00 Odeon Dunfermline, Dunfermline
10 Oct16 Oct 11.20am, 1.30, 3.50, 6.10 & 8.30; Fri 1.30, 3.50, 6.10 & 8.30 Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
10 Oct16 Oct 11.30am, 1.50, 4.10, 6.30 & 8.50; Fri 1.50, 4.10, 6.30 & 8.50 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
10 Oct16 Oct 11.30am, 1.55, 4.30, 7.00 & 9.20; Fri 1.55, 4.30, 7.00 & 9.20 Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
10 Oct16 Oct 2.00, 5.00 & 7.40 Moray Playhouse, Elgin
10 Oct16 Oct 11.30am, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00 & 9.30; Fri 2.00, 4.30, 7.00 & 9.30; Tue 11.30am, 2.00, 4.30 & 7.00 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 12.00, 2.45, 5.30 & 8.00; Fri 2.45, 5.45 & 8.15; Sat 12.00, 2.45, 5.45 & 8.15; Tue 12.00, 2.45 & 5.30 Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
10 Oct16 Oct 3.00, 5.30 & 7.45; Sat & Sun 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 & 7.45 Odeon Wester Hailes, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 10.00am, 12.15, 3.00, 5.20 & 7.45; Fri 3.00, 5.20 & 7.45 Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
10 Oct16 Oct 5.30 & 8.00; Sat–Thu 2.00, 5.30 & 8.00 The Waterfront, Greenock
10 Oct16 Oct 6.10 & 8.30; Sat, Sun & Wed 2.30, 6.10 & 8.30 New Picture House, St Andrews
10 Oct16 Oct 12.30, 2.30, 4.45 & 6.30; Fri 6.30 Highland Theatre, Oban
10 Oct16 Oct 1.00, 3.30 & 8.15; Fri 8.15 Lonsdale Cinema, Annan
City Stories
Date Location
An exhibition of black and white photographs by Norman McBeath with text by Janice Galloway marking the centenary of the birth of Henri Cartier-Bresson.
25 Sep–31 Oct 9.30am; 6.30 Institut Français d'Ecosse, Edinburgh
Clubland Live Tour
Date Location
Back to the ravey old school, with Ultrabeat, N Force, Breeze vs Lost Witness and DJs Flip and Fill, Frisco and Eyeopener.
11 Oct 11.00–3.00am The Arches, Glasgow
The Concert they Never Gave
Date Location
Roy Orbison, Gene Pitney, The Everly Brothers, Del Shannon, Ricky Nelson and The Ventures are resurrected to bring a little old fashioned rock'n'roll into the 21st century.
9 Oct11 Oct 7.30; Wed 2.30 & 7.30; Sat 3.00 & 7.30 King's Theatre, Glasgow
Cosmic:Dust
Date Location
Mix of live music, performance and 'wide angle DJ sets' in the Speakeasy, featuring Colin Cook and Lel Palfrey.
11 Oct 11.00–3.00am Cabaret Voltaire, Edinburgh
Crowdie House
Date Location
Scots Music Group ceilidh with live music and traditional Scottish dancing.
11 Oct 7.30 St Bride's Centre, Edinburgh
The Dark Knight
Date Location
Nolan's revamp of the superhero franchise reaches its apotheosis with this sequel to 'Batman Begins', a supremely well-imagined, perfectly executed film that combines blockbuster spectacle with indie cinema cool and smarts. Psychotic, chaos-loving clown The Joker (Ledger) is introduced as the dark knight's ultimate nemesis and a thrilling battle slowly terrorises the populace of Gotham.
10 Oct16 Oct 7.00 IMAX Theatre, Glasgow
10 Oct11 Oct Fri & Sat 10.40 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
10 Oct11 Oct Fri & Sat 10.45 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
11 Oct Sat 2.00 & 7.30 Adam Smith Theatre, Kirkcaldy
Das Wanderlust and The School
Date Location
Self-styled 'Fisher Price pop' from the headliners, comprising fuzz guitars, shouty vocals and lots of crash, bang, wallop.
11 Oct 7.30 The Tunnels, Aberdeen
Death Race
Date Location
Rehashed elements from Roger Corman's 70s 'Death Race 2000' with Statham as Jensen Ames, who is forced by prison warden Hennessey (Allen) to take part in a three stage Death Race on pay-per-view television. The chase sequences are satisfying and Allen clearly enjoys some action-movie slumming, director Anderson's reboot is predictably stripped of the anarchic humour and political sideswipes of the original.
10 Oct16 Oct 8.20; Fri 8.20 & 11.10; Sat 11.10 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 8.30; Fri & Sat 8.30 & 11.00 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
10 Oct11 Oct Fri & Sat 10.00 Vue Inverness, Inverness
10 Oct11 Oct Fri & Sat 10.10 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
10 Oct12 Oct Fri, Sat & Sun 10.30 Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
10 Oct11 Oct Fri & Sat 10.30 Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
10 Oct11 Oct Fri & Sat 11.15 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
Ded Hot Chilli Peppers
Date Location
Over-16s show. Tribute to the muscular LA funk rockers.
11 Oct 7.00 ABC2, Glasgow
The Dials, Boycotts and Kiddo
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The indie headliners have played with The Fratellis and The View.
11 Oct 8.00 Box, Glasgow
Dividing the Line, All Forgotten, Lioness, Bury Your Senses and The Last Phixx
Date Location
Over-14s show. Worcester-based screamo quintet headline.
11 Oct 7.00 Studio 24, Edinburgh
Don Juan
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A new adaptation of Carlo Goldoni's original source text directed by Jeremy Raison and Maxine Braham. The Spanish legend of master seducer Don Juan has been interpreted by everyone from Mozart to Johnny Depp, but this 21st century version focuses on what happens when a woman refuses to succumb to his charms.
17 Sep–11 Oct, not Sundays, Mondays 7.30; 2.30 & 7.30 Citizens' Theatre, Glasgow
Drona
Date Location
'Indiana Jones' style Bollywood adventure based on mythological Indian text about one man's journey through a mystical cosmos.
10 Oct11 Oct Fri & Sat 10.40 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
The Duchess
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Period drama retelling the true life story of early 19th century socialite Georgiana Cavendish (Knightley), who finds herself in a mismatched and temperamental marriage, complete with a meddling other woman. She falls for the future prime minister Charles Grey (Cooper) but only inequality and tragedy can come of such assignations. Familiar and tedious stuff,'The Duchess' is essentially a beautifully shot period TV drama.
10 Oct16 Oct 2.35, 5.05 & 7.40; Sat 2.35 & 7.40 Dominion, Edinburgh
The Egg
Date Location
Indie, 60s garage, electro, northern soul, ska, 70s punk and new wave at this Edinburgh institution for those in the know after a quick fix of decent music and attitude free clubbing.
Saturdays 11.00–3.00am Wee Red Bar, Edinburgh
88 Minutes
Date Location
Pacino plays Jack Gramm, a forensic scientist who finds himself framed for murder. Given 88 minutes to find the real culprit, Pacino wearily scrambles between police, suspects and a Death Row killer to prove his innocence. With a ludicrously cheesy cliffhanger climax, '88 Minutes' amounts to rank codswallop.
10 Oct11 Oct Fri & Sat 10.30 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
Electric Sheep
Date Location
Indie and electro with DJ Tom (Salon Boris). Featuring special guest DJs in rotation upstairs.
Saturdays 11.00–3.00am Barfly, Glasgow
The Emotional Life of Furniture
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A performance artist fakes his way into an insane asylum but finds that getting out proves harder. A comedy-drama by Spartan. 'Part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts and Film Festival.'.
10 Oct–12 Oct 7.30 Tron Theatre, Glasgow
The Emotional Life of Furniture: Post-show discussion
Date Location
A post-show discussion with writer/director Mark Westbrook and cast members following Saturday's performance. 'Part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts & Film Festival'.
11 Oct 7.30 Tron Theatre, Glasgow
Fiddlers' Concert by The Garioch Fiddlers
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Inverurie based fiddle group The Garioch Fiddlers will perform Scottish traditional music and song.
11 Oct 7.30 Dumfries High School, Dumfries
Fish Fry
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Scottish jazz, funk, soul and Latin bands join DJs Erik D'Viking and Astroboy. Featuring Afro beat from Diwan and Samba Sene (4 Oct) plus beats, loops and jazz from Joe Acheson Quartet (11 Oct).
11 Oct 11.30–3.00am The Jazz Bar, Edinburgh
The Flavours and Mike Kearney
Date Location
Party tunes from house band The Flavours plus boogie-woogie and funk from Kearney.
Saturdays 8.30 The Jam House, Edinburgh
Flawless Saturday
Date Location
Resident Noble Whitelaw brings you classic dance tunes, while Craig Mcfadden plays chart, R'n'B and party.
Saturdays 10.30–3.00am Victoria's, Glasgow
Fleeto
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Paddy Cunneen's short play, inspired by the 'Iliad', draws on contemporary Glasgow's so-called 'knife culture'. A hard-hitting contemporary re-invention of the Greek tragic form.
11 Oct 8.00 Cove Burgh Hall, Cove
The Foot Fist Way
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A low-budget mockumentary about a small-time martial arts training school and inept tae kwon do instructor Fred Simmons (McBride). Will Ferrell's endorsement got this to the big screen but the film inevitably feels more like an inspired home movie than a proper feature, without much in the way of plot development or a satisfying pay-off.
10 Oct16 Oct 9.15; Fri, Sat & Sun 9.15 & 11.25 Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
The Foundation
Date Location
Breakdance crew Random Aspekts launch their new night of hip hop, new jack, rock, disco, R&B and soul (all accompanied by dazzling displays of breakdancing) with this 'white' party.
11 Oct 10.30–3.00am The GRV, Edinburgh
The Fugitive Kind
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A mysterious stranger with a pretty name rolls into town. Will Valentine Xavier (Brando) settle down or wreak havoc? Excellent Tennessee Williams adaptation with the stars and director all in the first flush of their prodigious talents.
11 Oct Sat 6.00 Filmhouse, Edinburgh
Get Smart
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Segal's tent-pole blockbuster revamp of 1960's spy spoof 'Get Smart' features Carell as an over-prepared secret agent whose clumsiness often leads to the apprehension of enemy spies. Given his chance to shine, Smart is sent to Moscow where he elicits the support of co-spy Agent 99 (Hathaway) as they attempt to thwart the terrorist schemes of KAOS megalomaniac Siegfried (Stamp).
11 Oct16 Oct 8.00 Picture House, Campbeltown
Glamorama
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Resident Lil' Rich plays a mix of 90s house, 80s classics, R&B and big chart songs for your pleasure.
Saturdays 9.30–3.00am Boho, Glasgow
Gomorrah
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Garrone offers an intriguing account of the Napoli-based Camorra, adapted from the bestselling book by journalist Roberto Saviano. This excellent ensemble drama shows us various facets of Mafia life, from the recruiting of young kids to the infiltration of seemingly legitimate industries such as haute couture and segues into the waste industry. A deserving winner of the Grand Prix at Cannes.
10 Oct16 Oct 11.15am, 2.40, 5.50 & 9.00 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct Fri & Sat 1.10, 4.30, 7.45 & 11.00; 1.10, 4.30 & 7.45 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 2.30, 5.30 & 8.15; Sun 12.15 & 5.30; Tue 3.00 & 8.15 Glasgow Film Theatre, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 2.35, 5.45 & 8.50 Cameo, Edinburgh
Good Dick
Date Location
A young girl (Palka) whiles away her time in the sprawling suburbs of Los Angeles watching pornography rented from her local video store. One of the boys that works in the store takes a shine to her and the pair enter into a sadomasochistic relationship. Beneath a seedy and disturbing exterior, this is a very sweet, very affecting and quite sophisticated film.
10 Oct16 Oct Fri 12.45, 5.00 & 9.00; Sat 2.15 & 6.30; Sun 3.15 & 5.15; Mon 1.00, 3.00 & 9.00; Tue 2.15, 4.15 & 6.15; Wed & Thu 3.00, 5.00 & 9.00 Glasgow Film Theatre, Glasgow
10 Oct11 Oct Fri & Sat 11.45 Cameo, Edinburgh
Goodgreef Xtra Hard
Date Location
Night of hard house and trance from Alex Kidd and Kutski.
11 Oct 11.00–3.00am Ice Factory, Perth
The Green Apple Sea, Curators and The Kays Lavelle
Date Location
Alternative country rock.
11 Oct 7.00 Henry's Cellar Bar, Edinburgh
Gregory's Girl
Date Location
Kaos Theatre presents a stage adaptation of Bill Forsyth's cult classic.
10 Oct–11 Oct 7.30 Arts Guild Theatre, Greenock
Half My Heart Beats
Date Location
Playing current and classic indiepop, '60s, girl groups, B-sides and album gems to get people up and dancing. Includes entry to El Rancho Picante.
11 Oct 10.00–3.00am The Flying Duck, Glasgow
Hannah & Harvey - A Journey Across Worlds
Date Location
Hannah and her Dad are having trouble seeing eye to eye but help eventually arrives in the form of a big rabbit shaped package. Suitable for ages 10+. 'Part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts & Film Festival'.
10 Oct–11 Oct 7.30 Platform, Glasgow
Hanoi Rocks
Date Location
DJs Joe Smith and Craig Wilson play indie from past and present to a discerning music crowd.
Saturdays 9.00–3.00am Firewater, Glasgow
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Date Location
Guillermo del Toro returns to Hollywood with a second blockbuster adaptation of Dark Horse Comics' cult supernatural title. A new storyline pits the hell-spawned hero against a mighty mechanised legion of unstoppable warriors. The sequel has more of everything - monsters, action, humour, character development, supporting cast and mythology - but it suffers from an overabundance of riches.
10 Oct13 Oct Fri & Sat 7.30; Mon 2.00 Tower Mill, Kirkstile
Home to Neverland
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A new show from Splinters Productions, telling the story of JM Barrie - the lad from Kirriemuir who became the world's leading playwright.
9 Oct–11 Oct 7.30 Scottish Storytelling Centre, Edinburgh
Homegrown
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Stevie Sole plays a funky, soulful house set with Miguel playing R&B and Dominic Martin supplying the funk and jazz.
Saturdays 10.30–3.00am Bamboo, Glasgow
Hooked
Date Location
No glitz or glam, just fresh DJ talent playing out house to techno and everything in between.
11 Oct 11.00–3.00am Luna, Edinburgh
Hotwire
Date Location
Screaming guitars and swirling feedback, kosmische drones and garage fuzz, your favourite non-hits from SST, Dischord, Touch and Go, In The Red, Norton and beyond.
11 Oct 11.00–3.00am Stereo, Glasgow
The House Bunny
Date Location
Predictably pitiful comedy about a recently unemployed 'Playboy' mansion bunny (Farris) who goes to college. Formulaic 'Legally Blonde'ish slapstick which still manages to raise a few laughs.
10 Oct16 Oct 10.30am, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00 & 8.30; Fri & Sat 10.30am, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 & 11.00 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
10 Oct16 Oct 10.45am, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00 & 8.30; Fri & Sat 10.45am, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 & 10.45 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
10 Oct16 Oct 11.00am, 1.30, 4.00, 6.30 & 9.00; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 1.30, 4.00, 6.30, 9.00 & 11.30 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 11.00am, 2.00, 5.00 & 8.00; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 & 10.50 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 11.20am, 1.40, 4.00, 6.20 & 8.40 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 11.20am, 1.40, 4.15, 6.30 & 9.00; Fri & Sat 11.20am, 1.40, 4.15, 6.30, 9.00 & 11.15 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
10 Oct16 Oct 11.40am, 2.05, 4.30, 7.05 & 9.25; Fri & Sat 11.40am, 2.05, 4.30, 7.05, 9.25 & 11.40 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 11.40am, 2.05, 4.30, 7.05 & 9.25; Fri & Sat 11.40am, 2.05, 4.30, 7.05, 9.25 & 11.40 Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
10 Oct16 Oct 12.00, 2.45, 5.30 & 8.30 Cineworld Aberdeen, Aberdeen
10 Oct16 Oct 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.10 Empire Clydebank, Clydebank
10 Oct16 Oct 12.50, 3.10, 5.40 & 8.10; Sat & Sun 10.30am, 12.50, 3.10, 5.40 & 8.20; Fri 12.50, 3.10, 5.40, 8.10 & 10.45 Vue Livingston, Livingston
10 Oct16 Oct 1.00, 3.20, 5.50 & 8.20; Fri & Sat 1.00, 3.20, 5.50, 8.20 & 10.40 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 10.50am, 1.10, 3.30, 5.50 & 8.30; Fri & Tue 1.10, 3.30, 5.50 & 8.30 Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
10 Oct16 Oct 11.00am, 1.10, 3.30, 5.50 & 8.20; Fri 1.10, 3.30, 5.50, 8.20 & 11.00; Sat 11.00am, 1.10, 3.30, 5.50, 8.20 & 11.00 Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
10 Oct16 Oct 1.15, 3.45, 6.15 & 8.45 Odeon Ayr, Ayr
10 Oct16 Oct 11.00am, 1.15, 3.45, 6.15 & 8.45; Fri & Tue 1.15, 3.45, 6.15 & 8.45 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 1.15, 3.40, 6.05 & 8.30 Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
10 Oct16 Oct Fri 1.30, 3.50, 6.10 & 8.30; Sun–Tue & Thu 11.00am, 1.30, 3.50, 6.10 & 8.30; Wed 1.30, 3.50, 6.10 & 8.30; Sat 11.00am, 1.30, 3.50, 6.10, 8.30 & 10.45 Odeon Dunfermline, Dunfermline
10 Oct16 Oct 1.30, 3.30, 6.00 & 8.30; Fri & Sat 1.30, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 & 11.00 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 11.15am, 11.30am, 1.45, 4.00, 6.15 & 8.30; Fri 1.45, 4.00, 6.15 & 8.30 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
10 Oct16 Oct Fri 1.50, 4.20, 7.00 & 9.30; Sat 11.20am, 1.50, 4.20, 7.00 & 9.30; Sun & Mon 11.30am, 2.15, 5.45 & 8.15; Tue 2.15, 5.45 & 8.15; Wed & Thu 11.30am, 2.15, 5.45 & 8.15 Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
10 Oct16 Oct 2.10, 5.20 & 8.00 The Pavilion, Galashiels
10 Oct16 Oct 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.00; Fri 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 & 10.20; Sat 12.30, 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 & 10.20 Vue Inverness, Inverness
10 Oct16 Oct 3.15, 5.45 & 8.30; Sat & Sun 12.30, 3.15, 5.45 & 8.30 Odeon Wester Hailes, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 3.15, 5.30 & 8.15 Odeon, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 3.25, 5.55 & 8.20 Perth Playhouse, Perth
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
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Toby Young's semi-scandalous memoir about the period the gobby English journo spent carousing with the rich and famous while working at a glossy magazine in New York is given a mainstream movie makeover with this enjoyable enough romantic comedy. Young's rudely confessional and frequently very funny observations are now framed by a bland will-they-won't-they love story that sadly drowns every last scrap of satirical stab.
10 Oct16 Oct 11.35am, 2.15, 4.45, 7.20 & 9.55; Fri & Sat 11.35am, 2.15, 4.45, 7.20, 9.55 & 0.30am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 11.35am, 2.15, 4.45, 7.20 & 9.55; Fri & Sat 11.35am, 2.15, 4.45, 7.20, 9.55 & 0.30am Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
10 Oct16 Oct 11.40am, 2.30, 5.20 & 8.50; Tue 2.30, 5.20 & 8.50 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
10 Oct16 Oct Fri & Sat 11.45am, 2.30, 5.50, 8.40 & 11.20; 11.45am, 2.30, 5.50 & 8.40 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct Fri & Sat 11.50am, 2.30, 5.30, 8.20 & 11.20; 10.10am, 12.50, 3.40, 6.30 & 9.20 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.20; Fri 12.30, 3.00, 5.30, 8.20 & 11.00; Sat 10.00am, 12.30, 3.00, 5.30, 8.20 & 11.00; Sun 10.00am, 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.20 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 12.40, 3.15, 6.10 & 8.45 Empire Clydebank, Clydebank
10 Oct16 Oct 12.40, 3.20, 6.10 & 9.00; Fri 12.40, 3.20, 6.10, 9.00 & 11.40; Sat 12.40, 3.20, 9.00 & 11.40; Sun 6.10 & 9.00; Mon 12.40, 3.20 & 9.00; Tue 12.40, 3.20 & 6.10 Cameo, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 1.00, 4.00, 6.30 & 9.10; Sun 1.00, 6.30 & 9.10; Thu 1.00, 4.00 & 9.10 Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
10 Oct16 Oct Fri & Sat 1.10 & 6.30; Sun–Thu 12.20 & 5.50 Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
10 Oct16 Oct 10.55am, 1.25, 4.00, 6.35 & 9.10; Fri & Sat 1.25, 4.00, 6.35 & 9.10 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
10 Oct16 Oct 1.30, 3.45, 6.15 & 8.30 Grosvenor, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 1.30, 4.00, 6.30 & 9.00; Sun 4.00, 6.30 & 9.00; Tue 1.30, 4.00 & 9.00 The Belmont, Aberdeen
10 Oct16 Oct 2.45, 5.30 & 8.30; Fri 2.45, 5.30, 8.30 & 11.10; Sat 12.00, 2.45, 5.30, 8.30 & 11.10; Sun 12.00, 2.45, 5.30 & 8.30; Mon 2.45, 8.30 & 8.40 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 2.50, 5.30 & 8.10 Perth Playhouse, Perth
10 Oct16 Oct Fri & Sun–Thu 3.00, 5.45 & 8.30; Sat 5.45 & 8.30 Odeon Ayr, Ayr
10 Oct16 Oct 3.15 & 8.15; Tue 3.15 Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
10 Oct16 Oct 3.20 & 8.40; Fri & Sat 3.20, 8.40 & 11.10 Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
10 Oct16 Oct 3.30, 6.10 & 8.50 Cineworld Aberdeen, Aberdeen
10 Oct16 Oct 3.45 & 6.10; Fri & Sat 3.45, 6.10 & 11.00 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
10 Oct16 Oct 4.00, 6.45 & 9.30 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
10 Oct16 Oct 4.00 & 8.40; Tue 4.00; Fri & Sat 4.00, 8.40 & 11.10 Vue Inverness, Inverness
10 Oct16 Oct 4.00, 6.25 & 8.55; Fri & Sat 4.00, 6.25, 8.55 & 11.25 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
10 Oct16 Oct 5.30 & 8.15; Mon & Tue 8.15 Odeon, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 6.25 & 8.50; Sat 8.50 Dominion, Edinburgh
10 Oct16 Oct 2.15 & 6.45; Fri 6.45 Highland Theatre, Oban
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