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Mamma Mia! (Sing-a-Long)
Date Location
A bride-to-be tries to find out the identity of her real father in the lead up to her wedding on a Greek island. Depressingly faithful film adaptation of abominable Broadway and West End ABBA song musical mega hit. The popularity of films like this certainly make one wonder about the rampancy of mental illness in our culture. With subtitled song lyrics to keep your audience participation word-perfect.
29 Aug30 Aug Fri & Sat 8.00 & 10.50 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug30 Aug Fri & Sat 9.00 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
Mamma Mia!
Date Location
A bride-to-be tries to find out the identity of her real father in the lead up to her wedding on a Greek island. Depressingly faithful film adaptation of abominable Broadway and West End ABBA song musical mega hit. The popularity of films like this certainly make one wonder about the rampancy of mental illness in our culture.
29 Aug4 Sep 11.05am, 1.40, 4.25, 7.25 & 10.00; Fri & Sat 11.05am, 1.40, 4.25, 7.25, 10.00 & 0.30am Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 11.35am, 2.10, 4.50, 7.25, 7.55 & 10.00; Fri & Sat 11.35am, 2.10, 4.50, 7.25, 7.55, 10.00 & 0.30am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 12.00, 2.30, 5.00 & 7.30; Fri & Sat 12.00, 2.30, 5.00, 7.30 & 10.30 Vue Livingston, Livingston
29 Aug4 Sep 12.00, 2.20, 2.50, 5.10, 6.00, 8.00 & 9.00; Fri & Sat 12.00, 2.20, 2.50, 5.10, 6.00 & 9.00 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.00; Fri & Sat 12.30, 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 & 10.30 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 12.50, 3.20, 6.00 & 8.30; Sat 10.30am, 12.50, 3.20, 6.00, 8.30, 10.20 & 11.10; Sun 10.30am, 12.50, 3.20, 6.00 & 8.30; Fri 12.50, 3.20, 6.00, 8.30, 10.20 & 11.10 Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
29 Aug4 Sep Sat 10.45am, 11.45am, 1.20, 2.15, 3.45, 4.45, 6.20, 7.15, 8.45 & 9.45; Sun 10.45am, 11.45am, 2.15, 3.45, 4.45, 6.20, 7.15, 8.45 & 9.45; Mon 1.20, 2.15, 3.45, 4.45, 7.15, 8.45 & 9.45; 1.20, 2.15, 3.45, 4.45, 6.20, 7.15, 8.45 & 9.45 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 1.30, 4.00, 6.30 & 9.00 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep Fri 2.10, 5.10, 8.10, 8.50 & 11.10; Sat 11.20am, 2.10, 5.10, 8.10, 8.50 & 11.10; Sun 11.20am, 2.10, 5.10, 8.10 & 8.50; Mon 2.10, 5.10, 8.10 & 8.50; Tue–Thu 2.10, 5.10 & 8.10 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
29 Aug4 Sep 2.15, 4.45 & 7.30; Fri & Sat 2.15, 4.45, 7.30 & 10.00; Sun 4.45 & 7.30; Tue 2.15 & 4.45 Vue Inverness, Inverness
Babylon AD
Date Location
Post apocalyptic thriller starring Vin Diesel as Russian mercenary Toorop who is escorting a very special woman (Yeoh) to China. This woman carries inside her the possibility of a spiritual future for all mankind. Silly, derivative and clearly hacked up by the studios this potentially interesting sci-fi is a frustrating, occasionally interesting affair.
29 Aug4 Sep 10.40am, 1.10, 3.40, 6.10 & 8.50; Fri & Sat 10.40am, 1.10, 3.40, 6.10, 8.50 & 11.30 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 1.45, 4.00, 6.15 & 8.45; Sun 11.15am, 1.45, 4.00, 6.15 & 8.45; Fri & Sat 11.15am, 1.45, 4.00, 6.15, 8.45 & 11.15 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 11.20am, 1.45, 4.10, 6.35 & 9.00; Fri & Sat 11.20am, 1.45, 4.10, 6.35, 9.00 & 11.20 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 11.45am, 2.40, 4.55, 7.50 & 10.05; Fri & Sat 11.45am, 2.40, 4.55, 7.50, 10.05 & 0.10am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 11.45am, 2.40, 4.55, 7.50 & 10.05; Fri & Sat 11.45am, 2.40, 4.55, 7.50, 10.05 & 0.10am Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 11.50am, 2.00, 4.20, 6.40 & 8.55; Fri & Sat 11.50am, 2.00, 4.20, 6.40, 8.55 & 11.05 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 12.00, 2.10, 4.20, 6.30 & 8.30; Fri & Sat 12.00, 2.10, 4.20, 6.30, 8.30 & 10.50 Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
29 Aug4 Sep 12.10, 2.30, 4.40, 6.50 & 9.20; Sat & Sun 2.30, 4.40, 6.50 & 9.20 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 12.10, 2.15, 4.45, 7.00 & 9.20; Fri & Sat 12.10, 2.15, 4.45, 7.00, 9.20 & 11.40; Sun 2.15, 4.45, 7.00 & 9.20 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep Sat 10.50am, 1.10, 3.20, 5.50, 8.10 & 10.30; Sun 10.50am, 1.10, 3.20, 5.50 & 8.10; Fri 1.10, 3.20, 5.50, 8.10 & 10.30; 1.10, 3.20, 5.50 & 8.10 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 1.15, 3.30, 5.45 & 8.00; Fri, Sat & Sun 1.15, 3.30, 5.45, 8.00 & 10.20 Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
29 Aug4 Sep 1.40, 4.10, 6.40 & 9.10; Fri 1.40, 4.10, 6.40, 9.10 & 11.30; Sat 11.10am, 1.40, 4.10, 6.40, 9.10 & 11.30; Sun 11.10am, 1.40, 4.10, 6.40 & 9.10 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
29 Aug4 Sep 1.45, 4.00, 6.15 & 8.30; Fri & Sat 1.45, 4.00, 6.15, 8.30 & 10.50 Vue Inverness, Inverness
29 Aug4 Sep 1.45, 4.00, 6.15 & 8.30; Fri & Sat 1.45, 4.00, 6.15, 8.30 & 11.00 Vue Livingston, Livingston
29 Aug4 Sep Fri & Sat 1.50, 4.30, 7.00 & 9.20; Sun 12.20, 2.50, 5.30 & 7.50; Mon–Thu 2.50, 5.30 & 7.50 Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
29 Aug4 Sep 1.50, 4.10, 6.40 & 9.10 Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
29 Aug4 Sep 2.00, 4.30, 7.00 & 9.30; Mon & Tue 4.30, 7.00 & 9.30 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 2.20, 4.40, 7.00 & 9.20; Sat & Sun 12.00, 2.20, 4.40, 7.00 & 9.20 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
Back Tae Mine
Date Location
Going out is the new staying in, as this night offers booze, tea, toast, bands and DJs to create a houseparty vibe.
Fridays 11.00–3.00am The Flying Duck, Glasgow
The Vagina Monologues
Date Location
Eve Ensler's famous, hilarious, moving and brave celebration of female sexuality is performed as part of the V-Day movement. V-day is a campaign to stop violence towards women.
25 Aug–30 Aug 7.30; Fri & Sat 6.00 & 9.00 Theatre Royal, Glasgow
The Strangers
Date Location
Kristen (Tyler) and aspiring beau James (Speedman) retire to a country house to lick their wounds after she rejects his wedding proposal. On arrival, they find themselves teased, tormented and eventually tortured by three unknown assailants. Straight, serious chills combined with an impressive directorial turn by Bertino make this taut thriller a deserving sleeper hit.
29 Aug4 Sep 11.20am, 1.50, 4.20, 6.50 & 9.30; Fri & Sat 11.20am, 1.50, 4.20, 6.50, 9.30 & 11.55 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 11.50am, 2.10, 4.30, 6.50 & 9.10; Fri & Sat 11.50am, 2.10, 4.30, 6.50, 9.10 & 11.30 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 12.00, 2.20, 4.40, 7.00 & 9.20; Fri & Sat 12.00, 2.20, 4.40, 7.00, 9.20 & 11.40 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
29 Aug4 Sep 12.10, 2.55, 5.10, 7.20 & 9.30; Fri & Sat 12.10, 2.55, 5.10, 7.20, 9.30 & 11.40 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 12.10, 2.55, 5.10, 7.20 & 9.30; Fri & Sat 12.10, 2.55, 5.10, 7.20, 9.30 & 11.40 Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 12.40, 2.55, 5.00, 7.05 & 9.10; Sat 2.55, 5.00, 7.05, 9.10 & 11.20; Fri 12.40, 2.55, 5.00, 7.05, 9.10 & 11.20; Sun 2.55, 5.00, 7.05 & 9.10 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 2.00, 4.45, 7.15 & 9.30 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 2.15, 4.30, 6.30 & 8.40; Fri & Sat 2.15, 4.30, 6.30, 8.40 & 10.45 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 2.30, 4.40, 6.50 & 9.00 Cineworld Aberdeen, Aberdeen
29 Aug4 Sep 2.40, 5.00, 7.15 & 9.25; Sat & Sun 12.30, 2.40, 5.00, 7.15 & 9.25 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
29 Aug4 Sep 2.50, 5.00, 7.10 & 9.15 Empire Clydebank, Clydebank
29 Aug4 Sep 2.50, 5.00, 7.10 & 9.20 Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
29 Aug4 Sep 3.00, 5.20, 7.20 & 9.20 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 3.30, 6.00 & 9.00; Sat 3.30, 6.00, 9.00 & 11.10 Odeon Dunfermline, Dunfermline
29 Aug4 Sep 5.10, 7.10 & 9.10; Fri & Sat 5.10, 7.10, 9.10 & 11.20 Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
29 Aug4 Sep 6.45 & 9.00; Fri & Sat 6.45, 9.00 & 11.15 Vue Livingston, Livingston
29 Aug4 Sep Fri & Sat 6.50 & 9.10; Sun–Thu 6.10 & 8.30 Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
29 Aug4 Sep 7.15 & 9.30; Tue 9.30 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
The Dark Knight
Date Location
Nolan's revamp of the superhero franchise reaches its apotheosis with this sequel to 'Batman Begins', a supremely well-imagined, perfectly executed film that combines blockbuster spectacle with indie cinema cool and smarts. Psychotic, chaos-loving clown The Joker (Ledger) is introduced as the dark knight's ultimate nemesis and a thrilling battle slowly terrorises the populace of Gotham.
29 Aug4 Sep 12.00, 3.30 & 7.15; Fri & Sat 12.00, 3.30, 7.15 & 10.15 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 12.20, 2.00, 4.00, 4.30, 5.30, 7.30, 8.00 & 9.00; Fri & Sat 12.20, 2.00, 4.00, 4.30, 5.30, 7.30, 8.00, 9.00 & 11.00 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 12.30, 3.30 & 7.15; Fri & Sat 12.30, 3.30, 7.15 & 10.30 Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 2.00, 5.00, 5.30, 8.30 & 9.00; Sat & Sun 10.30am, 2.00, 5.00, 5.30, 8.30 & 9.00 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
29 Aug4 Sep 4.30 & 7.45; Fri & Sat 4.30, 7.45 & 11.00 Vue Livingston, Livingston
29 Aug4 Sep 9.10; Sat & Sun 12.15 & 9.10 Vue Inverness, Inverness
Step Brothers
Date Location
This sporadically funny but generally gross comedy features Brennan (Ferrel) and Dale (Reilly), two grown men who despite pushing forty are still living at home. An unlikely twilight romance between their parents brings them together, leading the step brothers to repel each other then team up to form an alliance.
29 Aug4 Sep 11.00am, 1.30, 4.00, 6.30 & 9.10; Fri & Sat 10.10am, 12.30, 3.00, 5.30, 8.10 & 10.45 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 1.15, 3.45, 6.00 & 8.30; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 1.15, 3.45, 6.00, 8.30 & 11.00; Sun 11.00am, 1.15, 3.45, 6.00 & 8.30 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 11.10am, 1.20, 3.40, 6.20 & 8.40; Fri & Sat 11.10am, 1.20, 3.40, 6.20, 8.40 & 11.10 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 11.15am, 1.50, 4.20, 7.10 & 9.35; Fri & Sat 11.15am, 1.50, 4.20, 7.10, 9.35 & 12am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 11.15am, 1.50, 4.20, 7.10 & 9.35; Fri & Sat 11.15am, 1.50, 4.20, 7.10, 9.35 & 12am Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 12.20, 4.10, 6.40 & 9.05 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.00; Sat 10.20am, 12.30, 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 & 10.30; Sun 10.20am, 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.00; Fri 12.30, 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 & 10.30 Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
29 Aug4 Sep 12.30, 3.10, 5.40 & 8.20; Fri & Sat 12.30, 3.10, 5.40, 8.20 & 11.00 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
29 Aug4 Sep 12.40, 3.20, 6.00 & 8.50; Fri & Sat 12.40, 3.20, 6.00, 8.50 & 11.35 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 12.40, 3.00, 5.45 & 8.30; Fri 12.40, 3.00, 5.45, 8.30 & 11.10; Sat 10.20am, 12.40, 3.00, 5.45, 8.30 & 11.10; Sun 10.20am, 12.40, 3.00, 5.45 & 8.30 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 12.45, 3.15, 5.45 & 8.15; Sat 10.15am, 12.45, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15 & 10.45; Sun 10.15am, 12.45, 3.15, 5.45 & 8.15; Fri 12.45, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15 & 10.45 Vue Inverness, Inverness
29 Aug4 Sep 12.45, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.00; Fri & Sat 12.45, 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 & 10.45 Vue Livingston, Livingston
29 Aug4 Sep Sat 10.45am, 1.15, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 & 11.00; Fri 1.15, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 & 11.00; Sun 10.45am, 1.15, 3.30, 6.00 & 8.30; 1.15, 3.30, 6.00 & 8.30 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep Fri & Sat 1.30, 3.50, 6.30 & 9.00; Sun–Thu 2.40, 5.50 & 8.20 Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
29 Aug4 Sep 1.30, 4.00, 6.15 & 8.45; Sat & Sun 11.10am, 1.30, 4.00, 6.15, 8.45 & 11.00; Fri 1.30, 4.00, 6.15, 8.45 & 11.00 Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
29 Aug4 Sep 1.40, 4.05, 6.40 & 9.10; Sat & Sun 11.10am, 1.40, 4.05, 6.40 & 9.10 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
29 Aug4 Sep 3.45, 6.30 & 9.00; Sat & Sun 1.15, 3.45, 6.30 & 9.00 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Date Location
Guillermo del Toro returns to Hollywood with a second blockbuster adaptation of Dark Horse Comics' cult supernatural title. A new storyline pits the hell-spawned hero against a mighty mechanised legion of unstoppable warriors. The sequel has more of everything ? monsters, action, humour, character development, supporting cast and mythology ? but it suffers from an overabundance of riches.
29 Aug4 Sep Sat 10.30am, 10.40am, 1.00, 2.40, 3.40, 5.40, 6.10, 7.40, 8.40 & 10.10; Fri 10.40am, 1.00, 2.40, 3.40, 5.40, 6.10, 7.40, 8.40 & 10.10; Sun 10.30am, 1.00, 2.40, 3.40, 5.40, 6.10, 7.40 & 8.40; 1.00, 2.40, 3.40, 5.40, 6.10, 7.40 & 8.40 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 11.00am, 1.30, 4.00, 6.30 & 9.00; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 1.30, 4.00, 6.30, 9.00 & 11.35 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 11.10am, 2.05, 4.45, 7.30, 8.00 & 10.20; Fri & Sat 11.10am, 2.05, 4.45, 7.30, 8.00, 10.20 & 11.15 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 11.10am, 2.05, 4.45, 7.30, 8.00 & 10.20 Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 11.10am, 11.50am, 2.10, 3.00, 5.20, 6.10, 8.30 & 9.20; Fri & Sat 11.10am, 11.50am, 2.10, 3.00, 5.20, 6.10, 8.30, 9.20 & 11.30 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 2.30, 5.45 & 8.30; Fri 11.20am, 2.30, 8.30 & 11.15; Sat 2.30, 5.45, 8.30 & 11.15; Sun 11.20am, 5.45 & 8.30; Mon 2.30 & 8.30 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 11.30am, 2.25, 5.20 & 8.15; Fri & Sat 11.30am, 2.25, 5.20, 8.15 & 11.10 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 12.10, 2.45, 5.45 & 8.45; Fri & Sat 12.10, 2.45, 5.45, 8.45 & 11.30 Vue Livingston, Livingston
29 Aug4 Sep 12.30, 3.15, 6.00 & 8.45; Fri 12.30, 3.15, 6.00, 8.45 & 11.30; Sat 10.00am, 12.30, 3.15, 6.00, 8.45 & 11.30; Sun 10.00am, 12.30, 3.15, 6.00 & 8.45; Tue 12.30, 3.15 & 8.45 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 12.40, 2.20, 3.30, 5.00, 6.10, 7.50 & 9.00; Sat 11.40am, 12.40, 2.20, 3.30, 5.00, 6.10, 7.50, 9.00 & 10.40; Fri 12.40, 2.20, 3.30, 5.00, 6.10, 7.50, 9.00 & 10.40; Sun 11.40am, 12.40, 3.30, 5.00, 6.10, 7.50 & 9.00; Tue 12.40, 2.20, 3.30, 6.10, 7.50 & 9.00 Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
29 Aug4 Sep 12.45, 3.30, 6.15 & 9.00 Cameo, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 1.30, 4.00, 6.30 & 9.00 The Belmont, Aberdeen
29 Aug4 Sep 2.00, 5.00, 6.00, 8.00 & 9.20; Fri 2.00, 5.00, 6.00, 8.00, 9.20 & 11.00; Sat 11.00am, 2.00, 5.00, 6.00, 8.00, 9.20 & 11.00; Sun 11.00am, 2.00, 5.00, 6.00, 8.00 & 9.20; Tue 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 & 9.20 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
29 Aug4 Sep 2.10, 5.10, 8.00 & 9.00 Empire Clydebank, Clydebank
29 Aug4 Sep 2.30, 5.30, 6.45, 8.30 & 9.30; Sat 11.45am, 2.30, 5.30, 6.45, 8.30 & 9.30; Sun 11.45am, 5.30, 6.45, 8.30 & 9.30; Mon 2.30, 6.45, 8.30 & 9.30 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
29 Aug4 Sep 3.00, 5.30 & 8.15; Sat & Sun 12.30, 3.00, 5.30, 8.15 & 10.50; Fri 3.00, 5.30, 8.15 & 10.50 Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
29 Aug4 Sep Fri, Wed & Thu 3.30, 6.15 & 9.00; Mon 3.30 & 9.00; Tue & Sat 12.20, 3.30, 6.15 & 9.00; Sun 3.30, 6.15 & 9.00 Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
How's Your Party?
Date Location
A first class electro/hip hop line up featuring the world's youngest ever DMC champion A-Trak (Fools Gold) and Sinden (Domino / Dubsided). With residents A La Fu and Boom Monk Ben.
29 Aug 10.00–3.00am The Sub Club, Glasgow
Cilla Slack
Date Location
Chart hits with a camp twist from Cilla Slack while JT keeps the backroom grinding with some R&B.
Fridays 10.30–3.00am GHQ, Edinburgh
The Wackness
Date Location
At the heart of this voyage into nostalgic romanticism and teenage growing pains is an unlikely friendship between teenager Luke (Peck) and pot-smoking psychotherapist Dr Squires (Kingsley). It's the summer before Luke ventures to university and he's struggling to make the transition into adulthood, whilst in total contrast, Squires is regressing into adolescence. A tender and poignant story of cross-generational friendship.
29 Aug4 Sep 11.30am, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00 & 9.30; Fri & Sat 11.30am, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 & 11.50 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 12.05, 2.30, 5.00, 7.35 & 10.00; Fri & Sat 12.05, 2.30, 5.00, 7.35, 10.00 & 0.20am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 12.05, 2.30, 5.00, 7.35 & 10.00; Fri & Sat 12.05, 2.30, 5.00, 7.35, 10.00 & 0.20am Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 12.50, 3.15, 6.30 & 9.00 Grosvenor, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 12.55, 3.30, 6.05 & 8.40; Fri & Sat 12.55, 3.30, 6.05, 8.40 & 11.25 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 1.00, 3.40, 6.30 & 9.10; Fri & Sat 1.00, 3.40, 6.30, 9.10 & 11.30 Cameo, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 1.30, 4.00, 6.30 & 9.00; Fri & Sat 1.30, 4.00, 6.30, 9.00 & 11.30 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 4.15, 6.45 & 9.15; Sat & Sun 1.45, 4.15, 6.45 & 9.15 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
College Road Trip
Date Location
Kumble's family-comedy-drama focuses on trust issues between high-flying teen Melanie (Raven-Symone) and her over-protective father (Lawrence). When Melanie decides she wants to check out the universities in which she might pursue her academic career, Porter decides to be her an uninvited escort, provoking predictable father-daughter disagreements and leading to obvious resolutions.
29 Aug4 Sep 10.30; Fri & Sat 10.30 & 0.30am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Date Location
Chunky old-fashioned explorer Rick O'Connell (Fraser) returns, and this time he's off to check out the catacombs of ancient China. This risible third installment of hearty adventure franchise is awash with bad CGI effects, infantile humour and sloppy performances. This is pure cheeseball. Unless you've had a lobotomy avoid.
29 Aug4 Sep 11.00am, 3.35 & 8.50; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 3.35 & 11.15 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 12.00; Fri & Sat 12.00 & 10.50 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 12.50, 3.40, 6.30 & 9.30 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
29 Aug4 Sep 1.45, 4.25, 7.00 & 9.40; Fri & Sat 1.45, 4.25, 7.00, 9.40 & 0.15am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 1.50, 4.30, 7.00 & 9.40; Fri & Sat 1.50, 4.30, 7.00, 9.40 & 0.10am Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 2.20, 5.20 & 8.20; Fri & Sat 2.20, 5.20, 8.20 & 11.10 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep Sat 12.10, 2.50, 7.50 & 10.20; Fri 2.50, 7.50 & 10.20; Sun 12.10, 2.50 & 7.50; 2.50 & 7.50 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
Alestorm
Date Location
Folk metallers from Perth.
29 Aug 11.00 Ivory Blacks, Glasgow
Boogie Express
Date Location
Get down and freak out at this glittering disco party night like no other, all courtesy of DJ Stretch Limo. Dress up if you dare.
Fridays 11.00–3.00am City Nightclub, Edinburgh
Somers Town
Date Location
Originally financed by Eurostar as a short film to promote the service's new terminus at St Pancras, Meadows' has expanded his brief to tell a vividly drawn story of childhood friendship and to paint a vibrant portrait of a part of the big smoke that's in all likelihood soon to gentrified out of existence.
29 Aug4 Sep Fri & Sat 3.00, 5.00, 7.00 & 9.00; Sun 2.00 & 4.00; Mon 3.00, 5.00 & 9.00; Tue 3.00 & 7.00; Wed 5.00 & 9.00; Thu 3.00, 5.00 & 9.00 Glasgow Film Theatre, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 3.50, 6.00 & 8.00; Fri & Sat 3.50, 6.00, 8.00 & 10.00 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 4.25 & 6.55; Fri 4.25, 6.55, 9.20 & 11.40; Sat 6.55, 9.20 & 11.40; Sun 6.55 & 9.20 Cameo, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep Fri–Sun & Thu 9.10; Mon 4.50; Tue & Wed 4.35 The Belmont, Aberdeen
White Noise with Billy Woods
Date Location
Music for adults. Glasgow legend Billy Woods plays the tunes in style.
Fridays 9.00–3.00am Mama San, Glasgow
Back to the 90s, Return to the 80s
Date Location
A proper retrofest from Stevie Kerr and Stuart McCorrisken.
Fridays 11.00–3.00am Byblos, Glasgow
Curious Curious
Date Location
The late night sound abounds at this new adventure from David Barbarossa (Huntleys and Palmers Audio Club) and Andrew Divine (The Art School). Curious? You should be . . .
Fridays 11.00–3.00am Stereo, Glasgow
Get Smart
Date Location
Segal's tent-pole blockbuster revamp of 1960's spy spoof 'Get Smart' features Carell as an over-prepared secret agent whose clumsiness often leads to the apprehension of enemy spies. Given his chance to shine, Smart is sent to Moscow where he elicits the support of co-spy Agent 99 (Hathaway) as they attempt to thwart the terrorist schemes of KAOS megalomaniac Siegfried (Stamp).
29 Aug4 Sep 1.25, 3.55, 6.25 & 8.55; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 1.25, 3.55, 6.25, 8.55 & 11.20; Sun 11.00am, 1.25, 3.55, 6.25 & 8.55 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 11.00am, 2.00, 5.00 & 8.00; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 & 10.50 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 11.30am, 2.15, 5.05, 7.40 & 10.05; Fri & Sat 11.30am, 2.15, 5.05, 7.40, 10.05 & 0.35am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 11.30am, 2.15, 5.05, 7.40 & 10.05; Fri & Sat 11.30am, 2.15, 5.05, 7.40, 10.05 & 0.35am Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 11.50am, 2.45, 5.50 & 8.40; Fri & Sat 11.50am, 2.45, 5.50, 8.40 & 11.20; Thu 11.50am, 2.45 & 8.40 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
29 Aug4 Sep 12.05, 2.45, 5.30 & 8.15; Fri & Sat 12.05, 2.45, 5.30, 8.15 & 10.40; Sun 2.45, 5.30 & 8.15; Tue 12.05, 2.45 & 5.30 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 12.15, 3.00, 5.45 & 8.30; Fri & Sat 12.15, 3.00, 5.45, 8.30 & 11.15 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 12.40, 3.10, 5.50 & 8.40; Fri 12.40, 3.10, 5.50, 8.40 & 11.20; Sat 10.00am, 12.40, 3.10, 5.50, 8.40 & 11.20; Sun 10.00am, 3.10, 5.50 & 8.40; Tue 12.40, 3.10 & 8.40 Vue Inverness, Inverness
29 Aug4 Sep 1.15, 6.30 & 9.00; Fri 1.15, 6.30, 9.00 & 11.30; Sat 10.30am, 1.15, 6.30, 9.00 & 11.30; Sun 10.30am, 6.30 & 9.00; Tue 1.15 & 9.00 Vue Livingston, Livingston
29 Aug4 Sep Fri & Sat 1.20, 4.00, 6.40 & 9.30; Sun–Thu 2.10, 5.20 & 8.10 Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
29 Aug4 Sep 1.20, 3.50, 6.20 & 9.00; Mon 1.20, 3.50 & 9.00 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 1.30, 4.00, 6.35 & 9.15; Sat & Sun 10.50am, 1.30, 4.00, 6.35 & 9.15 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
29 Aug4 Sep Sat & Sun 11.10am, 1.40, 4.10, 6.40 & 9.10; 1.40, 4.10, 6.40 & 9.10 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 2.00, 6.40 & 9.00; Sat & Sun 11.30am, 2.00, 6.40 & 9.00 Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
Modern Lovers
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Modern Lovers settles into its new home with a postmodern mix of soul and funk, jazz, ska, garage and psyche provided by resident Craig Jamieson.
29 Aug 10.00–3.00am The GRV, Edinburgh
Pressure
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The Arches' huge house party is back again, with guests Slam and Decimal.
29 Aug 10.00–3.00am The Arches, Glasgow
Rock On!!
Date Location
Bollywood rock movie.
29 Aug4 Sep 7.30; Fri & Sat 7.30 & 11.00 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
Why Not?
Date Location
Chart, dance and house for the weekend masses.
Fridays 10.00–3.00am Why Not?, Edinburgh
You Don't Mess With the Zohan
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Zohan (Sandler) is a superhuman Mossad agent who renounces violence to pursue his real dream - a new life as a NY hairdresser. As well as a Borat-style delight in his own nakedness, Zohan is characterised by his 'funny foreigner' enthusiasm for hummus, Euro-disco and Wham-era hairstyling. Sandler's latest attempt to un-stereotype himself is a tragic attempt to use outrageous comedy to smooth relationships between New York's Israeli and Palestinian communities
29 Aug4 Sep 11.25am, 2.00, 4.40, 7.35 & 10.25 Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 11.25am, 2.00, 4.50, 7.35 & 10.15 Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 11.40am, 2.40, 5.35 & 8.35; Fri & Sat 11.40am, 2.40, 5.35, 8.35 & 11.20; Mon & Wed 11.40am, 2.40 & 8.35 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 12.30, 3.30, 6.30 & 9.40; Fri & Sat 12.00, 2.40, 5.50, 8.50 & 11.40; Sun 12.30, 6.30 & 9.40; Mon 12.30, 3.30 & 9.40 Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 12.50, 3.30, 6.20 & 9.10 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 1.00, 3.40, 6.20 & 9.00; Fri & Sat 1.00, 3.40, 6.20, 9.00 & 11.40 Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
29 Aug4 Sep 1.30, 4.00, 6.30 & 9.00; Fri & Sat 1.30, 4.00, 6.30, 9.00 & 11.30 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 1.30, 6.30 & 9.00 Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
29 Aug4 Sep 1.35, 4.10, 6.50 & 9.35; Mon 1.35, 4.10 & 9.35; Sat & Sun 11.00am, 1.35, 4.10, 6.50 & 9.35 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
29 Aug4 Sep 1.40, 4.20, 6.50 & 9.20 Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
29 Aug4 Sep 3.15 & 8.20; Fri & Sat 3.15, 8.20 & 11.00 Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
29 Aug4 Sep 3.30, 6.15 & 9.15; Sat & Sun 12.30, 3.30, 6.15 & 9.15 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 3.55, 6.35 & 9.05; Fri & Sat 3.55, 6.35, 9.05 & 11.30; Sun 6.35 & 9.05; Mon 3.55 & 9.05 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 6.35 & 9.15; Tue 9.15 Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
Bamboo Fridays
Date Location
R&B, hip hop, funk and soul from Gavin Sommerville, and Sose in the Lounge.
Fridays 10.00–3.00am Bamboo, Glasgow
Wild Child
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This vacuous rehash of teen movie clichés presents Californian brat Poppy, a foul-mouthed and obnoxious Malibu-mite who is shipped off to a posh boarding school in England in the hope that she learn that values and price-tags are not the same thing. Another dog-eared slice of Working Title crapola aimed squarely at the dumbest of US teens.
29 Aug4 Sep 2.00 & 6.45; Fri & Sat 11.45am, 2.00, 6.45 & 11.15; Sun 11.45am, 2.00 & 6.45 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
29 Aug4 Sep 11.50am, 2.25, 5.00, 7.40 & 10.10; Fri & Sat 11.50am, 2.25, 5.00, 7.40, 10.10 & 0.25am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
29 Aug4 Sep 11.50am, 2.25, 5.00, 7.40 & 10.10; Fri & Sat 11.50am, 2.25, 5.00, 7.40, 10.10 & 0.25am Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 1.45, 4.15, 6.40 & 9.00; Sat & Sun 11.20am, 1.45, 4.15, 6.40 & 9.00 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
Bunker Fridays
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Tam Coyle plays the best from new and established bands until midnight while Andy Wilson drops some new and classic indie favourites until chucking out time, now 3am.
Fridays 9.00–3.00am Bunker, Glasgow
Casa
Date Location
Classic house and dance from Mark Robb and guests.
Fridays 11.00–3.00am Òran Mór, Glasgow
The Easy Orchestra
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The Friday morning houseband on BBC Radio Scotland's 'MacAulay & Co' perform from their diverse songbook.
Fridays 9.30 The Butterfly and the Pig, Glasgow
Fridays at Firewater
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Rock'n'roll and indie classics from the Firewater team.
Fridays 9.00–3.00am Firewater, Glasgow
JakN
Date Location
Residents Sekonz and F-N play out techno in all its forms, joined by special live guest Smear.
29 Aug 10.30–4.00am Studio 24, Edinburgh
Orkestra del Sol
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Energetic world music from all corners, incorporating samba, gypsy polka, carnival anthems, Slavic waltzes and calypso. 'Part of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe'.
29 Aug 9.45 The Spiegeltent, Edinburgh
Planet Earth
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Music from 1976 through to 1989. In other words, a healthy dose of punk, new wave, new romantic and electro-pop (now with added 90s).
Fridays 10.30–3.00am Citrus Club, Edinburgh
Sugarbeat
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Tim and Jez (Utah Saints) host this anything goes mash-up of breakbeat, drum & bass, electro and hip hop joined by Kid Kenobi and Crazy P for a DJ set.
29 Aug 11.00–5.00am Cabaret Voltaire, Edinburgh
Canvas Club
Date Location
Live bands plus DJ Joe Deehan playing funk and party classics.
Fridays, Saturdays 10.00–3.00am Arta, Glasgow
The Forbidden Kingdom
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Chop-socky superstars Jackie Chan and Jet Li share the screen for the first time in this East-meets-West martial arts adventure in which a kung fu obsessed American teen makes a discovery that sends him on a quest to China to free the imprisoned Monkey King. Think 'Karate Kid' crossed with 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'. Full of interesting references to great Hong Kong actioners of the past this is enjoyable and silly fun.
29 Aug4 Sep 11.00am, 1.50, 4.50 & 10.25 Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
The Joe Acheson Quartet
Date Location
Cinematic and ambient jazz grooves from this highly original four-piece with samples, loops and two drummers.
29 Aug 10.00 The Voodoo Rooms, Edinburgh
Boogie Fridays
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DJ Stretch presents the best in chart anthems, disco and party grooves. Email clubpurple@hotmail.com for guestlist/priority entry.
Fridays 10.00–3.00am Club Purple, Edinburgh
Circus
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XFM's Jim Gellatly plays the best in new music from all genres, just like he does on the radio.
Fridays 11.00–3.00am Barfly, Glasgow
DiskoKitten
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Party house, cheeky bootlegs and funky anthems from local crew Jason Cortez and Andy Opel.
29 Aug 11.00–4.00am Luna, Edinburgh
Elevation
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New night of all out ravetastic glowsticks, furry boots, whistles and relentless beats from Jason Cortez (Nuklear Puppy), Niall & Dennis McKervey (Tokyoblu) and Brainstormer.
29 Aug 11.00–4.00am Luna, Edinburgh
Evol
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Edinburgh's longest running indie night. With the usual mix of the best current and classic alternative and crossover tunes, Evol's an institution.
Fridays 10.30–3.00am The Liquid Room, Edinburgh
Fabuloz Fridays
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Edinburgh's hottest urban party from DJ Fabuloz and MC Flow.
Fridays 10.00–3.00am Base, Edinburgh
Filthee Disco
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House, R&B and commercial club classics from DJ Casey Cooper.
16 May–29 Aug 11.00–3.00am City Nightclub, Perth
Four Corners
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Your friendly, local one-stop hop for funk/soul/jazz/Latin/Afro/reggae dancefloor action and sizzling live percussion.
29 Aug 11.00–3.00am The Bongo Club, Edinburgh
Friday Street
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Classic mod sounds, 60s psych and northern soul at Scotland's premier mod club with regular DJs Mikey Collins and Paul Molloy.
29 Aug 10.00–3.00am Blackfriars, Glasgow
Jamboree
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R'n'B and funky house from Richie McColm.
Fridays 9.00–3.00am The Viper Bar & Club, Glasgow
KandiFlip
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R&B, house and dance classics from Jay and Mark B.
Fridays 10.30–3.00am Po Na Na, Edinburgh
Mojo
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Two rooms of disco, old-school hip hop, indie and house.
Fridays 11.00–3.00am Kushion, Glasgow
Red'n'Black
Date Location
A new urban night with the Artistik DJs.
Fridays, Saturdays 10.00–3.00am Drop, Glasgow
Singh is Kinng
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Mischevious Punjabi Sikh Singh (Kumar) gets sent to Australia to bring back someone to his local village. Unfortunately the former Indian village dweller has becomes a Don of the Australian underworld and Singh has to extricate him from there. Bollywood musical .
29 Aug1 Sep Mon 8.45; Fri & Sat 11.20 Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
Star Wars: Clone Wars
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Emperor Palpatine, Count Dooku and General Grievous are poised to rule the galaxy. The universe rests in the hands of the daring Jedi Knights, led by Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi, along with brand-new heroes such as Anakin's padawan learner, Ahsoka. Like the more recent 'Star Wars' films, this is fairly tedious stuff, but it is nicely animated and fans will probably love it.
29 Aug4 Sep 7.05 & 9.35; Fri & Sat 7.05, 9.35 & 0.05am Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
29 Aug4 Sep 10.15; Fri & Sat 10.15 & 0.30am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
StepBack
Date Location
New Baltimore night with residents Wolfjazz and Keyte joined Glasgow's rising star Rustie.
29 Aug 10.00–5.00am Sneaky Pete's, Edinburgh
Summer Sessions
Date Location
The Tunnel's Summer Sessions launch, with two rooms of electro, house and urban beats.
Fridays 11.00–3.00am The Tunnel, Glasgow
Bliss
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DJ Cammy Lewis basques in the Friday glory with an eclectic mix of hits from the past three decades.
Fridays 11.00–3.00am FUBAR, Stirling
Dollymixtures
Date Location
New night at Guru (not to be mixed up with Dolly Mixture) featuring indie, rock, electro and pop in the main room hosted by DJs Billy Milligan (Kushion/Viper) and Cameron Craig (Campus) plus weekly special guests.
Fridays 9.00–3.00am Guru, Glasgow
Fear and Loathing In Glasvegas
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New Friday night at Karbon with indie and rock classics, hip hop, R&B and house.
Fridays 11.00–3.00am Karbon, Glasgow
Flava
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Hugely successful R&B and urban night with Nick G and Prospect.
Fridays 10.30–3.00am Massa, Edinburgh
Fridays
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Riding high on the nu metal wave, this is one of the busiest nights in town. Rock, grunge, indie and a dash of breakbeat across three floors at Glasgow's top venue for rockers and alternateens.
Fridays 10.30–3.00am <