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• Written by: Sharon Kanolik

The Reckless Moment Theatre Company presents Sharon Kanolik's drama, set during the London riots of August 2011, in which three people who would rather ignore each other are forced to interact.

A collection of four short films made by refugee and asylum seekers.

Rock and blues with a twist of jazz by the Paul Jones-fronted combo.

Exciting new jazz punk combo featuring ex-members of the supreme Acoustic Ladyland.

The record-breaking show adapted from Agatha Christie's book of the same name has been performed over 23,000 times. Now celebrating its diamond anniversary in the London West End, it's finally embarking on a UK tour.

The late Niki de Saint Phalle had an unlikely career; born into a privileged French family whose wealth was wiped out in the Depression, she became a teenage fashion model and then eloped to the USA before having a nervous breakdown and reinventing herself as creator of some of the most personal, vivid and engaging public…

Powerful sculptural works from Clare Flatley, Pavlos Georgiou and Augustus Veinoglou.

• Written by: Jane Austen

Chapterhouse Theatre company presents an outdoor production of Jane Austen's perenially popular romance. Adapted for the stage by Laura Turner.

• Directed by: Daniele Rosina (cond)
• Written by: Delius

Daniele Rosina conducts Delius's Double Concerto, with Amy Littlewood, violin and Hetti Price, cello.

Social evenings for lesbian and bisexual ladies, with regular meetings to plan activities, network and maybe even meet someone special.

Adapting its title from Susan Sontag's fiery essay collection Styles of Radical Will, this latest exhibition by the Australian artist is his largest in the UK to date. In Mini Ramp Intersection, a skate ramp installed on the roof of the building encourages users either to joust with each other or to avoid colliding.

• Written by: Richard Rodgers (music)

Rodgers and Hammerstein's famous musical based on the dramatic memories of Maria and the Von Trapp family.

Craig Revel Horwood's new show takes a behind-the-scenes look at the stars of Strictly Come Dancing, told through music, song and stunning dance routines. Starring Lisa Riley, Artem Chigvintsev, Natalie Lowe and Ian Waite.

• Directed by: Will Harris
• Written by: Alan Bennett

A performance of four of Alan Bennett's series of groundbreaking monologues, written for BBC television, which are now widely regarded as a modern classic.

• Directed by: Bill Scott
• Written by: Samuel Beckett

Miracle Theatre presents a production of Samuel Beckett's tragicomedy that follows a pair of men who distract themselves and each other, while waiting expectantly for 'Godot' to arrive.

A great day out for all the family with a wide range of water activities, white knuckle slides, rides and aqua disco. Plus there's an outdoor pool and Jacuzzis.

• Directed by: Maria Aitken
• Written by: Patrick Barlow

Patrick Barlow's ingenious adaptation of John Buchan's spy novel, in which four actors play 139 roles between them. Barlow's adaptation is heavily influenced by Hitchcock's 1935 film version. Directed by Maria Aitken.

Art exploring themes associated with mythical 16th century Scottish cannibal Sawney Bean.

A brand new show from everyone's favourite bigoted landlord, Al Murray, star of Happy Hour. Please only cheer at the irony and stay in your house if you actually hate the French.

Emerging fiddle maestro.

• Written by: Laura Wade

We're all mad here. We're all crazy as milkshake. Mad as a bag of trifle. The White Rabbit is late for the Duchess. The Cheshire Cat won't stop grinning. And the Hatter is, well, mad. In the middle of it all is Alice, a young girl with a vivid imagination and a family life that's less than perfect. Follow Alice as she…

Watercolour paintings and batiks exploring the need for transparent political and social dialogue and a resistance to increasing surveillance.