Today

The author and broadcaster relates poems, stories, jokes, anecdotes and snippets from her best-selling books, Surgically Enhanced, With These Hands and The Works.

• Directed by: Ailin Conant
• Written by: John Milton (book)

A mixture of physical theatre with almost all the original text is presented in this site-specific adaptation, from Fourth Monkey Theatre, of John Milton's poem-narrative, about the battle between good and evil. Contains brief adult nudity, not suitable for ages below 16.

The author launches his most recent Roy Grace novel. Includes a reading and a Q&A session.

A free comedy event picking out some of the Scottish comedy scene's freshest talent.

The former Great British Olympic track and road cyclist and BBC pundit signs copies of his autobiography Easy Rider: My Life On A Bike.

A mixture of anecdotes and music from the Olympic ice skater and entertainer, as he recalls how the late American dancer-actor-director helped shaped his career, along with Millwall Football Club.

Gravel-voiced Rod the Plod returns for more onstage shenanigans lapped up by a partying crowd. There's always 'Maggie May' to look forward to.

All day party of Motown sounds followed by a film tribute to the studio muscians who formed Berry Gordy's Motown jazz and blues house band.

Recognised throughout the industry as the definitive exponents of recreating the immensely powerful vocals and exact musical reproduction of the Eagles, Talon's new production promises to deliver yet another stunning show for existing and new fans alike. The first half features each track from the iconic Hotel California…

The artists respond to an essay by Mary Jane Drummond about the freedom of children to play in a classroom setting.

A selection of prints and paintings by artists who have exhibited their works during the galleries 40 year history. This will see pieces by artists such as Featuring Fedden, Blackadder, Hitchens, Moore, Frink, Blake and Hockney.

A brand new show from everyone's favourite bigoted landlord, Al Murray, star of Happy Hour. Please only cheer at the irony and stay in your house if you actually hate the French.

Watercolour landscapes and townscapes created by the East Sussex-based artist and former landscape architect. The works depict a strong sense of place and atmosphere, with free flowing mark-making.

Kirkintilloch High School present this musical classic about the optimistic singing orphan with the curly red hair.

Arabian Nights. A colourful kaleidoscope of stories based on the legendary "1001 Arabian Nights Tales". Using original music, dance, puppetry, and engaging storytelling, our large cast recreate Scheherazade's gripping tales to produce a feast of family fun, full of adventure romance, monsters and magic.

A silent, multi-channel video installation in which an Indian elephant performs basic tricks at the command of her off-screen trainer, exploring themes of intimacy and perspective.

• Written by: William Shakespeare

The Lord Chamberlain's Men Theatre presents an outdoor version of Shakespeare's romantic comedy in which an all-male cast takes on the cross-dressing confusion of the Bard's mischievous plot.

• Written by: Rachel Wagstaff (adapt)

Adaptation of Sebastian Faulks' best-selling novel of love, courage and sacrifice set before and during WWI.

A collection of musical theatre featuring highlights from The Book Of Mormon, Wicked, Chicago, Miss Saigon and many more.

• Written by: Tim Firth

An amateur production of the well-loved comedy by Tim Firth about a group of WI members who posed naked in a charity calendar.

Aberdeen Academy of Performing Arts present Andrew Lloyd Webber's all-singing, all-dancing feline fandango.

A solo show by the urban artist Dean Stockton, featuring works from the last seven years, including recent pieces that reflect upon times of chaos and disorder. Parts of the show are inspired by the documentary film, The Tillman Story and the installation also incorporates old prints, sketch books and video projections.