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Still Game

  • Cast: Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill

The stage version of Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill's TV sitcom of ageing disgracefully, starring Ford Kiernan as Jack Jarvis and Greg Hemphill as Victor McDade.

The SSE Hydro, Glasgow

Fri 26 Sep

£30–£45 / 0141 248 3000

  • 19:30

Sat 27 Sep

£30–£45 / 0141 248 3000

Sun 28 Sep

£30–£45 / 0141 248 3000

…and 7 more dates until 7 Oct

Eric and Little Ern

  • Directed by: Owen Lewis
  • Written by: Dick Hills

A tribute to the stage and screen duo, performed by Ian Ashpitel and Jonty Stephens.

The Arts Centre, Ormskirk

Thu 23 Oct

£18 (£16) / 01695 584480

  • 19:30

Berry Theatre, Southampton

Fri 7 Nov

£15–£18 (Children £15; £15; £15) / 01489 799499

  • 19:30

Brewery Arts Centre, Kendal

Sat 29 Nov

£17.50 / 01539 725 133

  • 20:00

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Old MacDonald Had A Farm

A mix of live action, puppetry and animation telling the tale of Old MacDonald and his lively farm.

The Brunton, Musselburgh

Tue 14 Oct

£7 (Family £26) / 0131 665 2240

  • 14:00

Carnegie Hall, Dunfermline

Sun 19 Oct

£9.50 (£8.50; Children £8.50; Family £8) / 01383 602302

Mon 20 Oct

£9.50 (£8.50; Children £8.50; Family £8) / 01383 602302

The Carriageworks, Leeds

Thu 30 Oct

£9.50 (£8.50; £34) / 0113 224 3801

  • 14:30

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Stones In His Pockets

  • Directed by: Ian McElhinney
  • Written by: Marie Jones

The multi-award winning comedy by Marie Jones in which two actors play 15 characters between them, from two cheeky lads intent on stardom to a Hollywood starlet.

Assembly Hall Theatre, Tunbridge Wells

Thu 2 Oct

£25 (£23) / 01892 530613

  • 19:30

Baths Hall, Scunthorpe

Wed 15 Oct

£22–£25 / 0844 854 2776

  • 19:30

Beck Theatre, Hayes

Wed 1 Oct

£23.50 (£22) / 020 8561 8371

  • 19:30

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Grounded

  • 4 stars
  • Directed by: Christopher Haydon
  • Written by: George Brant

The harrowing tale of an ex-fighter pilot, now mother, who finds her new, more grounded, career a strain.

Arnolfini, Bristol

Wed 28 Jan 2015

£15 (£10) / 0117 9172300

  • 20:00

Thu 29 Jan 2015

£15 (£10) / 0117 9172300

  • 15:00
  • 20:00

Fri 30 Jan 2015

£15 (£10) / 0117 9172300

  • 20:00

Sat 31 Jan 2015

£15 (£10) / 0117 9172300

  • 15:00
  • 20:00

Ashcroft Arts Centre, Fareham

Wed 19 Nov

£14 (£13)

  • 19:30

Brighton Dome

Fri 21 Nov

Studio Theatre

£12 (£10) / 01273 709709

  • 19:30

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Tragic

Iain Heggie's one man humorous and moving adaptation of Hamlet subtitled 'When my Mother Married my Uncle'.

Adam Smith Theatre, Kirkcaldy

Wed 1 Oct

£8–£12 / 01592 583302

  • 19:30 – 20:45

Ardross Community Hall, Easter Ross

Sat 8 Nov

£8–£12 / 01349 880591

  • 20:00 – 21:15

The Barony Theatre, Bo-ness

Sat 15 Nov

£8–£10 / 01506 822953

  • 19:30 – 20:45

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Kill Johnny Glendenning

A murderous comedy about the Glasgow underworld. Co-production between the Royal Lyceum Theatre and Citizens Theatre.

Citizens Theatre, Glasgow

Wed 22 Oct

£8.50 / 0141 429 0022

Thu 23 Oct

£13–£17 (£2; Students £9; Children £9) / 0141 429 0022

Fri 24 Oct

£15–£20.50 (Students £9; Children £9) / 0141 429 0022

…and 11 more dates until 8 Nov

Royal Lyceum Theatre, Edinburgh

Tue 23 Sep

£10 / 0131 248 4848

  • 19:30

Wed 24 Sep

£10 / 0131 248 4848

  • 14:00

Thu 25 Sep

£10 / 0131 248 4848

  • 19:30
…and 9 more dates until 11 Oct

Sunset Song

Marking a hundred years since the start of WWI, Sell a Door Theatre Company revives Alastair Cording’s faithful adaptation of Lewis Grassic Gibbon’s classic story, recently voted Scotland’s most popular novel of all time.

Beacon Arts Centre, Greenock

Mon 29 Sep

The Beacon Theatre

£12 / 01475 723723

Tue 30 Sep

The Beacon Theatre

£12 / 01475 723723

Dundee Rep

Thu 6 Nov

£14–£19 (£14–£16) / 01382 223530

  • 14:30
  • 19:30

Fri 7 Nov

£14–£19 (£14–£16) / 01382 223530

  • 19:30

Sat 8 Nov

£14–£19 (£14–£16) / 01382 223530

  • 14:30
  • 19:30

Edinburgh Festival Theatre

Tue 7 Oct

£14–£29.50 / 0131 529 6000

  • 19:30

Wed 8 Oct

£14–£29.50 / 0131 529 6000

  • 14:30
  • 19:30

Thu 9 Oct

£14–£29.50 / 0131 529 6000

  • 19:30
…and 2 more dates until 11 Oct

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Dirty Dusting

Three senior cleaning ladies embark on a brand new business venture together – a telephone sex line.

Alnwick Playhouse

Sat 25 Oct

£20.50 (£19.50) / 01665 510785

  • 19:30

The Customs House, South Shields

Wed 1 Oct

£20 / 0191 454 1234

  • 19:45

Epsom Playhouse

Wed 8 Oct

£20 / 01372 742555

  • 20:00

Fri 17 Oct

£20 / 01372 742555

  • 20:00

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Jersey Boys

  • Directed by: Des McAnuff
  • Written by: Bob Crewe (lyrics)

Musical drama about the career of Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons.

The Green Room, Liverpool

Fri 7 Nov

£15 / 0151 922 7771

  • 18:30

Piccadilly Theatre, London W1D

Tue 23 Sep

£22.50–£85 / 0844 871 7627

Wed 24 Sep

£22.50–£85 / 0844 871 7627

Thu 25 Sep

£22.50–£85 / 0844 871 7627

…and 122 more dates until 15 Feb 2015

Agatha Christie's Black Coffee

  • Written by: Agatha Christie

Christie's first play for the stage features the now-iconic Hercule Poirot and a typical crime plot.

Churchill Theatre, Bromley

Mon 6 Oct

£10–£29.50 / 08441 717620

Tue 7 Oct

£10–£29.50 / 08441 717620

Wed 8 Oct

£10–£29.50 / 08441 717620

…and 3 more dates until 11 Oct

Darlington Civic Theatre

Mon 22 Sep

£26 (£17.50) / 01325 486555

  • 19:30

Tue 23 Sep

£26 (£17.50) / 01325 486555

  • 19:30

Wed 24 Sep

£26 (£17.50) / 01325 486555

  • 19:30
…and 3 more dates until 27 Sep

Derby Theatre

Mon 24 Nov

£11–£26.50 / 01332 593939

  • 19:30

Tue 25 Nov

£11–£26.50 / 01332 593939

  • 19:30

Wed 26 Nov

£11–£26.50 / 01332 593939

  • 14:30
  • 19:30
…and 3 more dates until 29 Nov

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Ramesh Meyyappan – Smokies

Glasgow-based physical theatre practitioner Meyyappan (alias Snails & Ketchup) presents a gruesome story, adapted from Mick Jackson's The Pearce Sisters, about two lonely spinsters who make a living by smoking fish and don't take kindly to passing sailors not accepting their advances. Part of Arches Live.

Beacon Arts Centre, Greenock

Thu 23 Oct

The Beacon Studio

£10 / 01475 723723

Eastwood Park Theatre, Glasgow

Fri 17 Oct

£13 (£11; Students £9) / 0141 577 4956

  • 19:30 – 21:00

Paisley Arts Centre

Tue 28 Oct

£10 (£6) / 0300 300 1210

  • 19:30

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Blind Hamlet

  • Written by: Nassim Soleimanpour

A transformation of Shakespeare's tragedy into an interactive theatrical battle which reimagines the bloody struggle for Hamlet's Elsinore. Volunteers take to the stage to outwit each other as a different power-struggle unfolds at each performance. Presented by Actors Touring Company,

Cambridge Junction

Wed 8 Oct

J2

£12 (£8) / 01223 511511

  • 19:30

Lincoln Performing Arts Centre

Thu 9 Oct

£12 / 01522 882000

  • 19:30

MAC (Midlands Arts Centre), Birmingham

Wed 24 Sep

£14 (£12) / 0121 446 3232

  • 20:00

Welsh National Opera: Carmen

  • Directed by: Patrice Caurier
  • Written by: Bizet

Bizet's well-known tale of the tragic cigarette girl.

Birmingham Hippodrome

Wed 19 Nov

£16–£49 / 0844 338 5000

  • 19:15

Thu 20 Nov

£16–£49 / 0844 338 5000

  • 19:15

Bristol Hippodrome

Wed 12 Nov

£5.95–£40.50 / 0844 847 2325

Thu 13 Nov

£5.95–£40.50 / 0844 847 2325

Grand Theatre, Swansea

Fri 10 Oct

£5–£34.50 / 01792 475715

  • 19:00

Sat 11 Oct

£5–£34.50 / 01792 475715

  • 19:00

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The Play That Goes Wrong

  • Directed by: Mark Bell
  • Written by: Henry Shields

Award winning company Theatre Mischief presents a play-within-a-play about an amateur dramatic society putting on a murder mystery production.

Duchess Theatre, London WC2B

Wed 24 Sep

£23.50–£81.25 / 0844 482 9672

Thu 25 Sep

£23.50–£81.25 / 0844 482 9672

Fri 26 Sep

£23.50–£81.25 / 0844 482 9672

…and 92 more dates until 1 Feb 2015

Ha Ha Hood

  • Written by: Ben Langley

The tale of Robin Hood with a comedy twist from writer Ben Langley

The Anvil, Basingstoke

Sun 12 Oct

£21 ( £19; £19; Children £19 under 16s) / 01256 844244

  • 19:30

Aylesbury Waterside Theatre

Wed 12 Nov

£17–£22

Beck Theatre, Hayes

Thu 2 Oct

£21 (£20) / 020 8561 8371

  • 19:30

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Disney On Ice: 100 Years Of Magic

A colourful and exciting ice show, featuring around 65 Disney characters from across the years, including Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and the Disney Princesses.

Braehead Arena, Glasgow

Fri 26 Sep

£14–£39 / 0844 499 1700

Sat 27 Sep

£14–£39 / 0844 499 1700

Sun 28 Sep

£14–£39 / 0844 499 1700

…and 5 more dates until 5 Oct

Metro Radio Arena, Newcastle upon Tyne

Tue 7 Oct

£14–£23 / 0844 493 6666

Wed 8 Oct

£18 / 0844 493 6666

Thu 9 Oct

£18 / 0844 493 6666

…and 3 more dates until 12 Oct

Motorpoint Arena Sheffield

Wed 5 Nov

£18 / 0114 256 5656

Thu 6 Nov

£18 / 0114 256 5656

Fri 7 Nov

£18 / 0114 256 5656

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The Eradication of Schizophrenia in Western Lapland

  • 3 stars

Ridiculusmus Theatre presents an experimental family drama about recovery from schizophrenia, simultaneously staging two interconnected stories.

Battersea Arts Centre, London SW11

Tue 14 Oct

£15 (£12) / 020 7223 2223

  • 19:30

Wed 15 Oct

£15 (£12) / 020 7223 2223

  • 19:30

Thu 16 Oct

£15 (£12) / 020 7223 2223

  • 19:30
…and 2 more dates until 18 Oct

Lockerbie: Lost Voices

Drama featuring six fictional passengers on the ill-fated titular flight.

Beacon Arts Centre, Greenock

Fri 3 Oct

The Beacon Studio

£10 / 01475 723723

The Brunton, Musselburgh

Sat 11 Oct

£8–£13 (£7–£12) / 0131 665 2240

  • 19:30

Scottish Storytelling Centre, Edinburgh

Fri 7 Nov

£10 (£8) / 0131 556 9579

  • 19:30 – 20:10

Sat 8 Nov

£10 (£8) / 0131 556 9579

  • 15:00 – 15:50
  • 19:30 – 20:10
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The Miracle Worker

Drama about a blind, deaf and almost feral girl who is taught to engage with the world by a strong-willed young woman. Suitable for all ages.

Church Hill Theatre, Edinburgh

Fri 26 Sep

£18 (Members £15; Students £10) / 0131 447 7597

  • 20:00

Sat 27 Sep

£18 (Members £15; Students £10) / 0131 447 7597

  • 20:00

Sun 28 Sep

£18 (Members £15; Students £10) / 0131 447 7597

  • 14:00

Never Land

Eden Court presents Never Land by Morna Young directed by Jimmy Yuill There’s life. There’s death. Then there’s the place between. Teenager Patricia – known as Peanut - lies in a coma after a near fatal car accident. Her broken body is hooked up to machines to keep her alive. She wakes in a cold, dark place…

Beacon Arts Centre, Greenock

Mon 20 Oct

The Beacon Studio

£10 / 01475 723723

Whingeing Woman

Four frank, funny women share their real life experiences, discussing everything from life to love.

Eden Court Theatre and Cinema, Inverness

Sun 9 Nov

£20 / 01463 234234

Giving up the Ghost

A darkly comic work, tackling the weighty subject of life and death from the point of view of several unique characters, including an evangelical exorcist, a rock star zombie and a psychic medium.

The Old Hairdressers, Glasgow

Mon 22 Sep

£8 (£5) / 0141 222 2254

  • 19:30 – 21:30

Hewin' Goals

Production from Backscratch Theatre celebrating the 125th anniversary of the Northern League, the second oldest football league in the world.

Aycliffe Village Hall, Newton Aycliffe

Fri 17 Oct

£5 (Family £15) / 07775 680804

  • 19:00 – 21:00

Bishop Auckland FC

Thu 16 Oct

£5 (Family £15) / 01388 604605

  • 19:00 – 21:00

Crook Town FC

Sat 18 Oct

£5 (Family £15) / 01388 762959

  • 19:00 – 21:00

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