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50 Shades of Maggie
Comedy spoof of 50 Shades of Grey.
Pavilion Theatre, Glasgow
Sat 18 May
£20 (£18) / 0141 332 1846
- 19:30
Sun 19 May
£20 (£18) / 0141 332 1846
- 19:30
Mon 20 May
£20 (£18) / 0141 332 1846
- 19:30
Back to the 80s
Reminisce on the era that taste ignored with this musical in the style of films like Back to the Future, Ferris Bueller's Day Off and The Karate Kid, all set to the greatest hits of the 80s.
Falkirk Town Hall
Fri 24 May
£7 (£5) / 01324 506850
- 19:30 – 21:45
Sat 25 May
£7 (£5) / 01324 506850
- 19:30 – 21:45
Sutra
Inspired by the skills of the Shaolin monks, this production from Sidi Larbi Cherkaoui features a stage design by Antony Gormley.
Edinburgh Festival Theatre
Sat 18 May
£12.50–£22.50 / 0871 902 5721
- 19:30
La Clique
The outrageous, unforgettable, legendary La Clique returns to Brighton with an array of dangerously charismatic characters. A magical show like no other, La Clique was born in 2003 and went on to scoop a host of awards, including an Olivier, before playing to sell-out houses world-wide. Funny, sexy and dangerous, La…
The Spiegeltent, Brighton
Sat 18 May
Sun 19 May
Tue 21 May
Singin' I'm No a Billy He's a Tim
Goldfish Theatre presents its take on Des Dillon's classic anti-sectarian play, which has a Rangers and a Celtic fan locked up together in a cell for the duration of an Old Firm match.
Ayr Town Hall
Sat 18 May
£15 / 01292 611222
DG One Leisure Complex, Dumfries
Sat 25 May
£15 / 01387 243550
Grangemouth Town Hall
Fri 26 Jul
£15 (£13) / 01324 506850
Part of Funny in Falkirk.
- 20:00
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back to topBad Taste Company: Faust
Goethe's tale of the scholar who dissatisfied with his life, makes a pact with the Devil, is presented in a 1920s speakeasy, with break dancing, Lindy Hop and Charleston dance, with 1920s-style big band music.
BHASVIC, Lower Car Park, Hove
Sat 18 May
Free / 01273 709709
- 20:00
Jubilee Square, Brighton
Sun 19 May
Free / 01273 709709
- 21:00
Milkshake! Live: Channel 5 And Premier Stage Productions
Children's show starring presenters from the TV channel, plus familiar characters including Little Princess, Scruff, Noddy, Tessie Bear, Roary, Big Chris, FiFi and Bumble.
Baths Hall, Scunthorpe
Mon 22 Jul
£12 (Children £10; £40) / 0844 854 2776
- 13:00
- 15:30
Beck Theatre, Hayes
Fri 2 Aug
£13 (Children £11; £44) / 020 8561 8371
- 13:00
- 15:30
Cliffs Pavilion, Southend-on-Sea
Tue 28 May
£14 (Children £12; £48) / 01702 351135
- 13:00
- 15:30
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The Sash
Hector MacMillan's nailbiting story about families pitted against each other due to conflicting beliefs.
Cumbernauld Theatre
Sat 18 May
£10 (£8) / 01236 732887
Eastwood Park Theatre, Glasgow
Tue 28 May
£13 (£11; Students £9) / 0141 577 4970
King's Theatre, Glasgow
Tue 21 May
£11–£30 / 0844 871 7648
Thu 23 May
£11–£30 / 0844 871 7648
Deathtrap
Leith Theatre present the classic comedy thriller about an unknown dramatist and his mentor's scheming machinations.
Church Hill Theatre, Edinburgh
Sat 18 May
£9 (£7) / 0131 668 2019
The Full Monty
Sheffield Theatres present a brand new take on the immensely popular 1997 film.
The Grand Theatre & Opera House, Leeds
Sat 18 May
£7.50–£31 / 0844 848 2700
- 19:30
Little Shop of Horrors
Pantheon presents the comedy cult musical about the terrifying man-eating plant that appears in Mushnik's flower shop.
Cottiers Theatre, Glasgow
Sat 18 May
£10–£16 / 0141 357 4000
- 19:30
Sun 19 May
£10–£16 / 0141 357 4000
- 13:00 – 17:30
Beauty And The Beast: Manor Operatic Society
Watch in wonder as the Beast tries to win the heart of Belle and enjoy this roller coaster romance, sing along to the wonderful music that has made this Disney Musical a real classic and a favourite to young and old alike.
Sheffield City Hall
Sat 18 May
£8.50–£17 / 0114 278 9789
- 19:15
Agatha Christie's Go Back for Murder
Agatha Christie Theatre Company present the Queen of Mystery's classic thriller, packed with red herrings and suspense til the very end.
Churchill Theatre, Bromley
Mon 3 Jun
£10–£32.50 / 0870 060 6620
Tue 4 Jun
£10–£32.50 / 0870 060 6620
Wed 5 Jun
£10–£32.50 / 0870 060 6620
Connaught Theatre & Ritz, Worthing
Mon 10 Jun
£14.50; £19.50 / 01903 206206
- 19:30
Tue 11 Jun
£14.50; £19.50 / 01903 206206
- 19:30
Wed 12 Jun
£14.50; £19.50 / 01903 206206
- 14:00
- 19:30
Harrogate Theatre
Mon 17 Jun
£22 / 01423 502116
- 19:30
Tue 18 Jun
£22 / 01423 502116
- 19:30
Wed 19 Jun
£22 / 01423 502116
- 14:30
- 19:30
Also on at:
- Milton Keynes Theatre
- New Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham
- New Victoria Theatre, Woking
- New Wimbledon Theatre, London SW19
- Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea
- Princess Theatre, Torquay
- Regent Theatre, Stoke-on-Trent
- Richmond Theatre
- Theatre Royal, Brighton
- Theatre Royal, Glasgow
- Townley Memorial Hall, Cambridge
- Wycombe Swan, High Wycombe
The Agony and the Ecstasy of Steve Jobs
Hilarious and harrowing tale where we meet Steve Jobs and Chinese workers toiling to make our beloved iPhones. A retooled version of the controversial monologue whose 'fact'-based story created a media maelstrom, written by Mike Daisey and performed by Grant O’Rourke.
Tron Theatre, Glasgow
Sat 18 May
Sun 19 May
Cantina: LIMBO
- Directed by: Scott Maidment
- Written by: Sxip Shirey
Modern circus-theatre is mixed with cabaret, acrobatics and live music in this show featuring a host of international performers including illusionist Paul Kieve, acrobat and aerialist Jonathan Nosan from the US, Australian acrobat-dancer Hilton Denis and the head balancer Danik Abishev. Directed by Scott Maidment, LIMBO…
The London Wonderground Spiegeltent, SE1
Sat 18 May
£10–£17 / 0844 545 8282
- 19:15
Sun 19 May
£10–£17 / 0844 545 8282
- 19:15
Tue 21 May
£10–£17 / 0844 545 8282
- 19:15
James And The Giant Peach: The Birmingham Stage Company (Over 4s)
- Written by: David Wood (adaptation)
David Wood's adaptation of Roald Dahl's children's story in which a little boy embarks on an extraordinary journey as a result of some powerful magic.
Curve Theatre, Leicester
Tue 4 Jun
£10.50–£14.50 / 0116 261 6893
- 19:00
Wed 5 Jun
£10.50–£14.50 / 0116 261 6893
- 13:30
Thu 6 Jun
£10.50–£14.50 / 0116 261 6893
- 13:30
Derby Theatre
Tue 2 Jul
£15 / 01332 255800
- 19:00
Wed 3 Jul
£15 / 01332 255800
- 13:30
Thu 4 Jul
£15 / 01332 255800
- 19:00
Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham
Tue 21 May
Phone for prices / 01242 572573
- 19:00
Wed 22 May
Phone for prices / 01242 572573
- 19:00
Thu 23 May
Phone for prices / 01242 572573
- 14:00
- 19:00
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Pitmen Painters
Award-winning play about a group of Ashington miners in 1934, who hire a professor to teach an art appreciation evening class and then begin to paint their own work. Written by Lee Hall (of Billy Elliott fame) and presented here by Bill Kenwright.
Curve Theatre, Leicester
Mon 10 Jun
£14.50–£22.50; £15 Ages 16-26; £16.50–£24.50; £15 Ages 16-26 ( £14–£22; £14–£22; £14–£22; £14–£22; Children £10 under 16s; Children £10 under 16s) / 0116 242 3595
- 19:30
Tue 11 Jun
£14.50–£22.50; £15 Ages 16-26; £16.50–£24.50; £15 Ages 16-26 ( £14–£22; £14–£22; £14–£22; £14–£22; Children £10 under 16s; Children £10 under 16s) / 0116 242 3595
- 19:30
Wed 12 Jun
£14.50–£22.50; £15 Ages 16-26; £16.50–£24.50; £15 Ages 16-26 ( £14–£22; £14–£22; £14–£22; £14–£22; Children £10 under 16s; Children £10 under 16s) / 0116 242 3595
- 14:15
- 19:30
Derby Theatre
Tue 28 May
£10–£25 (£11–£23) / 01332 255800
- 19:30
Wed 29 May
£10–£25 (£11–£23) / 01332 255800
- 14:30
- 19:30
Thu 30 May
£10–£25 (£11–£23) / 01332 255800
- 14:30
- 19:30
King's Theatre, Edinburgh
Sat 18 May
£14–£29.50 / 0131 529 6000
- 19:30
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Soul Sister
Musical telling the life stories of Ike and Tina Turner, with all the classic hits, from 'River Deep Mountain High' to 'Simply the Best'.
Alhambra Theatre, Bradford
Mon 20 May
£13.50–£29.50 (£11–£27) / 01274 432000
- 19:30
Tue 21 May
£13.50–£29.50 (£11–£27) / 01274 432000
- 19:30
Wed 22 May
£13.50–£29.50 (£11–£27) / 01274 432000
- 14:00
- 19:30
Bristol Hippodrome
Mon 1 Jul
£10–£35 / 0844 847 2325
Tue 2 Jul
£10–£35 / 0844 847 2325
Churchill Theatre, Bromley
Mon 26 Aug
£10–£35 / 0870 060 6620
Tue 27 Aug
£10–£35 / 0870 060 6620
Wed 28 Aug
£10–£35 / 0870 060 6620
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Zippos Circus: Carnaval
The newest show from the well-travelled circus, featuring horse rider Nicky de Neumann, a bunch of motorbikes in a giant ball known as the 'Globe of Death' and the flying acrobats of Havana Troupe, among many other circus favourites.
Beddington Park, Wallington
Thu 23 May
£7–£16 (Children £5–£13) / 0871 210 2100
- 19:30
Fri 24 May
£7–£16 (Children £5–£13) / 0871 210 2100
- 17:00
- 19:30
Sat 25 May
£7–£16 (Children £5–£13) / 0871 210 2100
- 15:00
- 19:00
Fairfield Park, Kingston upon Thames
Sat 18 May
£7–£16 (Children £5–£13) / 0871 210 2100
- 19:00
Sun 19 May
£7–£16 (Children £5–£13) / 0871 210 2100
- 15:00
Mon 20 May
£7–£16 (Children £5–£13) / 0871 210 2100
- 17:00
- 19:30
Tue 21 May
£7–£16 (Children £5–£13) / 0871 210 2100
- 18:00
The Pavilion, Perry Barr, Birmingham
Thu 30 May
£7–£16 (Children £5–£13) / 0871 210 2100
- 15:00
- 19:30
Fri 31 May
£7–£16 (Children £5–£13) / 0871 210 2100
- 15:00
- 19:30
Sat 1 Jun
£7–£16 (Children £5–£13) / 0871 210 2100
- 15:00
- 19:30
Sun 2 Jun
£7–£16 (Children £5–£13) / 0871 210 2100
- 15:00
The 39 Steps
- Directed by: Maria Aitken
- Written by: Patrick Barlow
Patrick Barlow's ingenious adaptation of John Buchan's spy novel, in which four actors play 139 roles between them. Barlow's adaptation is heavily influenced by Hitchcock's 1935 film version. Directed by Maria Aitken.
Criterion Theatre, London W1J
Sat 18 May
£15–£52 / 0870 060 2313
Mon 20 May
£15–£50 / 0870 060 2313
Tue 21 May
£15–£50 / 0870 060 2313
Malvern Theatres
Mon 17 Jun
Festival Theatre
£12.50–£26.50; £8 under 26s ( £10.50–£24.50; £10.50–£24.50) / 01684 892277
- 19:30
Tue 18 Jun
Festival Theatre
£12.50–£26.50; £8 under 26s ( £10.50–£24.50; £10.50–£24.50) / 01684 892277
- 19:30
Wed 19 Jun
Festival Theatre
£12.50–£26.50; £8 under 26s ( £10.50–£24.50; £10.50–£24.50) / 01684 892277
- 14:30
- 19:30
The Marlowe Theatre, Canterbury
Mon 1 Jul
£14–£28 / 01227 787787
- 19:30
Tue 2 Jul
£14–£28 / 01227 787787
- 19:30
Wed 3 Jul
£14–£28 / 01227 787787
- 19:30
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back to topCalum's Road
The National Theatre of Scotland and Communicado Theatre Company present David Harrower's take on the true tale of a man on the Isle of Skye who, faced with council indifference to his remote village's isolated plight, built a two-mile stretch of road all by himself with nothing but a pick, a wheelbarrow and a shovel.
Adam Smith Theatre, Kirkcaldy
Tue 11 Jun
£12 (£10; Schools £5) / 01592 583302
- 19:30
Wed 12 Jun
£12 (£10; Schools £5) / 01592 583302
- 19:30
Brunton Theatre, Musselburgh
Fri 31 May
£11.50 (£9.50; under 18s £6.50) / 0131 665 2240
- 19:30
Sat 1 Jun
£11.50 (£9.50; under 18s £6.50) / 0131 665 2240
- 19:30
Gaiety Theatre, Ayr
Sat 18 May
£14 (£13) / 01292 288235
Also on at:
Flamenco
Live music and dance with a flamenco band.
Alba Flamenca, Edinburgh
Sat 18 May
£10–£12 / 0131 667 3600
- 20:30 – 21:45
Sat 25 May
£10–£12 / 0131 667 3600
- 20:30 – 21:45
Sat 1 Jun
£10–£12 / 0131 667 3600
- 20:30 – 21:45
The Rat Pack Vegas Spectacular
The return of the UK's finest Rat Pack tribute night, with classic tunes including 'Under My Skin' and 'Come Fly with Me' and plenty of entertaining between-song patter.
Babbacombe Theatre, Torquay
Sat 31 Aug
£20 / 01803 328385
- 20:00
Blackwood Miners' Institute
Wed 9 Oct
£20 (£18) / 01495 227206
- 19:30
Bristol Hippodrome
Also on at:
- Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage
- Lancaster Grand Theatre
- Leas Cliff Hall, Folkestone
- Liverpool Empire Theatre
- Medina Theatre, Newport
- Milton Keynes Theatre
- Motherwell Concert Hall and Theatre
- New Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham
- New Wimbledon Theatre, London SW19
- Newcastle City Hall, Newcastle upon Tyne
- Opera House, Manchester
- Opera House & Winter Gardens, Blackpool
Say It With Flowers
- Directed by: Pia Furtado
- Written by: Johnny Tudor
Sherman Cymru presents Ruth Madoc and Gillian Kirkpatrick in a musical play based on the tempestuous life of Welsh actress Dorothy Squires. The show has been written by Meic Povey and Johnny Tudor, and is directed by Pia Furtado.
Clwyd Theatr Cymru, Mold
Tue 4 Jun
£11.50 (£9.50; £7) / 0845 330 3565
- 19:45
Wed 5 Jun
£11.50 (£9.50; £7) / 0845 330 3565
- 19:45
Sherman Cymru, Cardiff
Sat 18 May
£12–£20; £6–£10 under 25s; £15–£22; £7.50–£11 under 25s (£10–£18; £13–£20) / 029 2064 6900
- 19:30
Sun 19 May
£12–£20; £6–£10 under 25s; £15–£22; £7.50–£11 under 25s (£10–£18; £13–£20) / 029 2064 6900
- 19:30
Mon 20 May
£12–£20; £6–£10 under 25s; £15–£22; £7.50–£11 under 25s (£10–£18; £13–£20) / 029 2064 6900
- 19:30
Theatr Ffwrnes, Llanelli
Fri 14 Jun
£12 (£10) / 0845 226 3510
- 19:30
Sat 15 Jun
£12 (£10) / 0845 226 3510
- 19:30
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The Billie Holiday Story
- Directed by: Allan Rogers (musical director)
- Written by: Nina Kristofferson
A musical play which intertwines anecdotal tales with songs including Lover Man, All Of Me and God Bless The Child, made famous by the American singer alternatively known as 'Lady Day'. Written and performed by Nina Kristofferson, directed by Ben Woolf.
Charing Cross Theatre, London WC2N
Mon 20 May
£24.50–£29.50 / 020 7478 0170
Tue 21 May
£24.50–£29.50 / 020 7478 0170
Wed 22 May
£24.50–£29.50 / 020 7478 0170




