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Firehouse Dog
Date Location
Rexxx, the canine star of movies such as 'Jurassic Bark' and 'Terrier at 20,000 Feet', falls into the life of schoolboy Shane (Hutcherson) when a stunt goes horribly wrong and he gains a more useful vocation as a mascot at the local fire station. Clumsy Hollywood satire, mismatched stunts and cutesy CGI place this firmly in the poop tray of modern multiplex cinema.
26 Jul27 Jul Sat & Sun 11.00am Empire Clydebank, Clydebank
Five Children and It
Date Location
Charming adaptation of E Nesbit's classic children's book, set during WWI when a bunch of city kids are bundled off to stay with their Uncle Albert (Branagh). Soon they discover a mysterious creature living in a sandy alcove nearby. Like Harry Potter with a heart.
25 Jul31 Jul 11.00am Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
Horton Hears A Who!
Date Location
Animators Blue Sky take a break from their ongoing 'Ice Age' franchise to colourfully realise the universe of Dr Seuss' text. Both Carrey and Carrell are allowed full rein for their brand of vocal mugging as co-directors Hayward and Martino skilfully guide 'Horton' towards a comforting moral about size not being all that important.
26 Jul27 Jul Sat & Sun 11.00am Empire Clydebank, Clydebank
The Little Polar Bear
Date Location
Lars is a sweet little polar bear who wants to be friends with everyone, including Robbie the seal. After convincing the other bears to stop eating seals and feed on fish instead, he is faced with a dilemma when the fish run out and the seals are about to become lunch again. Based on the storybooks by Hans De Beer, the arctic setting of this animated film creates a similar magical atmosphere to that of 'The Snowman'. A cute and slushy story for young children, providing a few light-hearted…
28 Jul Mon 2.00 Tower Mill, Kirkstile
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Date Location
Molly Mahoney (Portman) is the awkward and insecure manager of Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium, the strangest and most fantastic toy store in the world. But when Mr Magorium bequeaths the store to her, a dark and ominous change comes over the Emporium. Besides the irresistible high of seeing Portman finding her witchcraft, nothing has much resonance here. It's all bright surfaces with nothing behind them, and the result is flat and inconsequential.
6 Aug 1.30 The CatStrand, Castle Douglas
Nim's Island
Date Location
Adapted from Wendy Orr's popular book about what happens when agoraphobic authoress Alexandra Ryder (Foster) is contacted by winsome brat Nim (Breslin), whose scientist father Jack (Butler) has gone missing. Breslin and Butler adapt well to the frothy postmodern adventure but Foster's attempts at slapstick are embarrassingly crude and obvious, lessening any emotional impact.
25 Jul31 Jul 10.30am Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
25 Jul31 Jul 11.00am Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
25 Jul31 Jul 11.00am Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
25 Jul31 Jul Fri–Thu 11.00am Odeon Dunfermline, Dunfermline
25 Jul31 Jul 11.00am Odeon Dundee, Dundee
26 Jul28 Jul Sat–Mon 11.00am Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
26 Jul27 Jul Sat & Sun 11.00am Vue Livingston, Livingston
29 Jul 11.00am & 7.30 Adam Smith Theatre, Kirkcaldy
The Princess Bride
Date Location
Princess Buttercup is chosen by the nasty Prince Humperdinck to be his bride but her heart belongs to the farm boy Westley. The princess' kidnapping prompts the return of Westley, now a pirate, and launches a series of swashbuckling adventures, after which true love can prevail. William Goldman's heavily ironic fairy tale is given a spirited treatment by the director of 'Stand By Me2 and an enthusiastic troupe.
26 Jul27 Jul Sat & Sun 1.00 Dundee Contemporary Arts, Dundee
WALL-E
Date Location
Inspired by sci-fi classics from the 1960s and 70s, Pixar have created a post-apocalyptic story set in a future in which the Earth has been abandoned by humankind, where a solitary robot named WALL-E executes his now pointless trash collecting programme. At its heart this is a very sweet romantic comedy, and that's what provides the emotional clout.
25 Jul31 Jul 9.50am, 10.20am, 12.20, 1.00, 3.15, 4.00, 6.00 & 9.00; Sun 9.50am, 10.20am, 12.20, 3.15, 4.00, 6.00 & 9.00 Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
25 Jul31 Jul 10.00am, 12.25, 2.55, 5.25 & 7.50; Fri & Sat 10.00am, 12.25, 2.55, 5.25, 7.50 & 10.25 Vue Inverness, Inverness
25 Jul31 Jul 10.00am, 11.30am, 12.30, 2.15, 3.00, 5.30 & 8.15 Vue Livingston, Livingston
25 Jul31 Jul 10.10am, 11.20am, 12.20, 1.50, 2.40, 4.20, 5.10, 6.50 & 10.20; Fri–Sun & Wed 10.10am, 11.20am, 12.20, 1.50, 2.40, 4.20, 5.10, 7.20 & 10.20 Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
25 Jul31 Jul 10.30am, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00 & 8.30 Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
25 Jul31 Jul 10.30am, 11.00am, 12.15, 12.55, 1.30, 2.45, 3.25, 4.15, 5.15, 5.55 & 8.30 Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
25 Jul31 Jul Fri & Sat 10.30am, 11.15am, 12.00, 1.00, 1.45, 2.45, 3.30, 4.15, 5.30, 6.50, 9.30 & 12am; Sun & Mon 11.15am, 11.30am, 12.00, 1.45, 2.00, 2.45, 4.15, 5.30, 6.50 & 9.30; Tue 11.15am, 11.30am, 12.00, 1.45, 2.00, 2.45, 4.15, 5.30 & 9.30; Wed 10.30am, 11.15am, Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
25 Jul31 Jul 11.00am, 12.30, 1.30, 3.00, 4.00, 5.45, 6.30 & 8.45 Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
25 Jul31 Jul 11.00am, 12.30, 1.00, 1.30, 3.00, 3.30, 5.30, 6.00 & 8.35 Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
25 Jul31 Jul 11.00am, 1.00, 1.30, 3.30, 4.00, 6.00, 6.30 & 9.00 Odeon Dunfermline, Dunfermline
25 Jul31 Jul 11.00am, 1.30, 3.55, 6.20 & 8.45 Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
25 Jul31 Jul 11.10am, 12.10, 1.40, 2.40, 4.10, 5.10, 6.50 & 7.50 Empire Clydebank, Clydebank
25 Jul31 Jul 11.15am, 11.45am, 12.15, 2.00, 2.30, 3.00, 4.30, 5.00, 5.30, 7.15, 7.45 & 9.45; Fri & Sat 11.15am, 11.45am, 12.15, 2.00, 2.30, 3.00, 4.30, 5.00, 5.30, 7.15, 7.45, 9.45 & 0.10am Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
25 Jul31 Jul 11.15am, 11.45am, 12.15, 2.00, 2.30, 3.00, 4.30, 5.00, 5.30, 7.15 & 9.45; Fri & Sat 11.15am, 11.45am, 12.15, 2.00, 2.30, 3.00, 4.30, 5.00, 5.30, 7.15, 9.45 & 0.10am Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
25 Jul31 Jul Fri–Thu 11.20am, 12.50, 1.40, 3.20, 4.20, 5.50, 6.50 & 9.10 Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
25 Jul31 Jul 12.00, 2.40, 3.30, 5.15, 6.15 & 8.50 Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
25 Jul31 Jul 12.00, 1.15, 2.30, 3.45, 5.00, 6.15 & 8.00; Fri & Sat 12.00, 1.15, 2.30, 3.45, 5.00, 6.15, 8.00 & 10.45 Odeon Dundee, Dundee
25 Jul31 Jul 12.20, 2.30, 4.40, 6.45 & 8.50 Grosvenor, Glasgow
25 Jul31 Jul 12.20, 3.00, 5.40 & 8.20 Perth Playhouse, Perth
25 Jul31 Jul Fri–Mon, Wed & Thu 12.30, 3.00, 5.45 & 8.15; Tue 3.00, 5.45 & 8.15 Odeon Ayr, Ayr
25 Jul31 Jul 12.45, 3.15, 5.45 & 8.15 Lonsdale Cinema, Annan
25 Jul31 Jul 1.00, 2.00, 3.15, 4.45, 6.00 & 7.30; Mon 2.00, 3.15, 4.45, 6.00 & 7.30; Wed 1.00, 2.00, 4.45, 6.00 & 7.30; Thu 1.00, 2.00, 3.15, 4.45 & 7.30 Odeon Wester Hailes, Edinburgh
25 Jul31 Jul 1.00, 3.30, 6.00 & 8.30 Odeon Dumfries, Dumfries
25 Jul31 Jul 1.00, 3.30, 5.45 & 8.00 Highland Theatre, Oban
25 Jul31 Jul 1.30, 3.45, 6.00 & 8.20 Odeon, Edinburgh
25 Jul31 Jul Fri 1.30, 4.30 & 7.00; Sat–Thu 11.00am, 2.00 & 7.00 Macrobert, Stirling
25 Jul–31 Aug 1.45, 4.00, 6.10 & 8.30 All Star Factory, Thurso
25 Jul31 Jul 1.50 & 5.20 The Pavilion, Galashiels
25 Jul31 Jul Fri & Sat 2.00 & 8.00; Mon, Tue & Thu 7.00; Wed 2.00 & 7.00 The Cinema, Newton Stewart
25 Jul31 Jul 2.00, 5.50 & 7.50 The Waterfront, Greenock
25 Jul31 Jul 6.20 & 8.30; Sat, Sun & Wed 2.15, 6.20 & 8.30 New Picture House, St Andrews
25 Jul31 Jul Fri 7.30; Sat 1.00 & 6.00; Sun 3.00 & 6.00; Mon 3.00 & 7.30; Tue 7.30; Wed 3.00 & 7.30; Thu 1.00 & 6.30 Pickaquoy Centre, Orkney

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