This weekend, Comedy

The legendary Mancunian punk poet, who is a spiritual godfather to the likes of Mike Skinner and Plan B hauls his insatiable laconic wit on tour.

The self-proclaimed 'comedian, swashbuckler and scientist' takes his latest and no doubt controversial show on the road.

Guest acts take to the stage for an evening of laughter.

The above photo was taken by self-timer just as the deadline was approaching. It shows hair being eaten and also used as a moustache. Expect much stronger stuff in the actual show. Also, the photo had to be 250 x 250 pixels and we didn’t know what this meant. I digress. The show is comedy clown. Suitable for ages 18+.

Find our bar and boutique stage at The Famous Spiegel Garden where a daily performance space will be on offer for all. Follow @aperolspritzUK for more information on how to apply and audition #321SpritzStage Afternoon & evening slots available. Suitable for ages 18+.

After a sell-out 2011 tour, Ramsey is back with more engaging storytelling and pondering, this time on the subject of luck.

Award-winning comedy. When Andy gives his leaving speech at his school, he is visited by the ghost of ‘Carry On’ star Kenneth Williams. Together they go on a surreal journey through their careers as Thomas seeks to perfect his speech. Hilarious and poignant, ‘Crimes’ is a must see for anyone who has been in a school! PG…

You know fine well who he is, now pop along and see his new show, which looks at life from a skewed white van man's perspective.

Wry observations and pessimistic humour from the 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captain and Lancastrian stand-up. Also featuring Matt Forde and Danny Buckler.

End the week with the generally very chilled Sunday offering, with a dolly mixture of comedians each time.

Hilarious and harrowing tale where we meet Steve Jobs and Chinese workers toiling to make our beloved iPhones. A retooled version of the controversial monologue whose 'fact'-based story created a media maelstrom, written by Mike Daisey and performed by Grant O’Rourke.

Sharp and inventive wit as the QI regular and former Jonathan Creek and Whites star tries out new material.

Enticed down from the mountains with the promise of raw meat, BEASTS have conspired to craft for your delectation a selection of slick, hilarious and "sublimely surprising" (The List) sketches. "Slick, surreal and wonderfully unique" ★★★★ (Broadway Baby), "One of the slickest sketch shows of this year’s fringe" ★★★★ (The…

• Written by: Michaela Damasus Ritucci

A story about a young boy called Chidi growing up in a modern day village in Africa. The musical follows his journey in his quest to become a man.

Gags and banter from Paul David Collins, Luke Benson, Mark Smith and Hayley Ellis.

Offbeat humour and inventive storytelling from the multi-award winning stand-up.

Topical humour, games and sketches from Webster and special guests.

Reportedly returning to touring after a six-year absence in order 'to spend less time with the family', expect more of the usual deliciously dry takes on life from TV rent-a-grump Dee.

Comedy rogue and South London tearaway Lee "Nelsy" Nelson is fronting his latest live show, Lee Nelson's Well Good Show. The show involves a little audience participation which sees Nelson waling through the audience sharing mortifying tales and cheeky banter with unsuspecting members assisted by his loyal friend fat…

Character comedy, sketches and stand-up from the duo and special guests.

Stories and anecdotes about how a lonely second-hand bookshop owner accidentally became his pen pal and changed his life.