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The Accidental Husband (Senior Screening)
Date	Location
Talk radio host Emma Lloyd (Thurman) advises one of her listeners to dump her fireman fiancée days before their wedding. Jilted ex Patrick (Morgan) decides to get his revenge on the radio host and her posh, dull husband-to-be Richard (Firth) with comic and romantic results. Solid, likeably old-fashioned romantic comedy with decent performances and a simple predictable script that never overreaches itself.
20 May Tue 11.00am	Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
20 May Tue 11.00am	Odeon Ayr, Ayr
20 May Tue 11.00am	Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
20 May Tue 11.00am	Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
20 May Tue 11.00am	Odeon, Edinburgh
20 May Tue 11.00am	Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
20 May Tue 11.15am	Odeon Wester Hailes, Edinburgh

What Happens in Vegas . . .
Date	Location
This underwhelming romantic comedy details the love trajectory of Vegas gamblers Joy (Diaz) and Jack (Kutcher), who wake up one morning to find they are married and have also hit the jackpot on the tables. Cue farcical attempts to cheat each other out of the money while falling in love. It's watchable enough, but ultimately just a bit of a dumb waste of time.
16 May–22 May Fri & Sat 11.00am, 1.15, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 & 11.15; Sun & Thu 11.00am, 1.15, 3.45, 6.15 & 8.45; Mon–Wed 1.15, 3.45, 6.15 & 8.45	Odeon Dundee, Dundee
16 May–22 May 11.10am, 1.30, 3.50, 6.30 & 8.50	Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
16 May–22 May 11.15am, 1.25, 3.50, 6.15 & 8.30; Fri & Sat 11.15am, 1.25, 3.50, 6.15, 8.30 & 10.45	Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
16 May–22 May Fri & Sat 11.30am, 2.30, 5.30, 8.30 & 11.10; 11.30am, 2.30, 5.30 & 8.30	Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
16 May–22 May 11.35am, 2.10, 5.10 & 8.15; Fri & Sat 11.35am, 2.10, 5.10, 8.15 & 11.10	Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
16 May–22 May 11.55am, 2.25, 4.55, 7.30 & 10.00; Fri & Sat 11.55am, 2.25, 4.55, 7.30, 10.00 & 0.15am	Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
16 May–22 May Fri & Sat 11.55am, 2.25, 4.55, 7.30, 10.00 & 0.15am; 11.55am, 2.25, 4.55, 7.30 & 10.00	Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
16 May–22 May 12.30, 3.15, 5.45 & 8.30; Thu 12.30, 3.15, 5.45 & 8.45	Cineworld Aberdeen, Aberdeen
16 May–22 May Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue & Wed 12.30, 2.40, 4.50, 7.00 & 9.10; Sun 12.30, 2.40, 4.50 & 7.00; Thu 2.40, 4.50, 7.00 & 9.10	Grosvenor, Glasgow
16 May–22 May 12.40, 3.10, 5.40 & 8.15	Perth Playhouse, Perth
16 May–22 May Thu 12.50, 3.40, 6.10 & 8.40; 1.00, 3.40, 6.10 & 8.40	Empire Clydebank, Clydebank
16 May–22 May 1.00, 3.15, 5.45 & 8.00; Fri & Sat 1.00, 3.15, 5.45, 8.00 & 10.40; Thu 10.15am, 12.30, 3.30, 6.15, 8.45 & 11.15	Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
16 May–22 May 1.30, 3.50, 6.10 & 8.30; Sun & Thu 11.20am, 1.30, 3.50, 6.10 & 8.30; Sat 11.20am, 1.30, 3.50, 6.10, 8.30 & 11.00; Fri 1.30, 3.50, 6.10, 8.30 & 11.00	Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
16 May–22 May Fri 1.40, 4.20 & 9.20; Sat 11.20am, 1.40, 4.20, 6.50 & 9.20; Sun 12.20, 2.50, 5.20 & 8.10; Mon, Wed & Thu 2.50, 5.20 & 8.10; Tue 2.50 & 5.20	Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
16 May–22 May 1.40, 4.10, 6.40 & 9.10; Fri & Sat 1.40, 4.10, 6.40, 9.10 & 11.40; Thu 1.40, 4.10 & 9.10	Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
16 May–22 May 1.45, 4.20, 6.45 & 9.10; Sat, Sun & Thu 11.20am, 1.45, 4.20, 6.45 & 9.10	Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
16 May–22 May 2.45, 6.00 & 8.30	Odeon Dunfermline, Dunfermline
16 May–21 May 2.45, 5.45 & 8.30; Fri 2.45, 5.45, 8.30 & 11.15; Sat 12.00, 2.45, 5.45, 8.30 & 11.15; Sun 12.00, 2.45, 5.45 & 8.30	Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
16 May–22 May 2.50, 5.30 & 8.20; Sat & Sun 12.20, 2.50, 5.30 & 8.20	Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
16 May–22 May 3.15, 6.00 & 8.40; Thu 6.00 & 8.40	Odeon Ayr, Ayr
16 May–22 May 3.15, 5.45 & 8.30; Sat–Mon & Thu 12.45, 3.15, 5.45 & 8.30	Vue Livingston, Livingston
16 May–22 May 10.20am, 12.40, 3.20, 5.40 & 8.20; Fri 3.20, 5.40, 8.20 & 10.50; Sat 10.20am, 12.40, 3.20, 5.40, 8.20 & 10.50; Wed & Thu 3.20, 5.40 & 8.20	Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
16 May–22 May 3.20, 5.45 & 8.15; Sat 5.45 & 8.15; Mon 3.20 & 8.15; Thu 3.20 & 5.45	Odeon, Edinburgh
16 May–22 May 3.30, 6.00 & 8.30; Sat–Mon & Thu 1.00, 3.30, 6.00 & 8.30	Odeon Wester Hailes, Edinburgh
16 May–22 May 3.30, 6.15 & 9.00; Sat, Sun & Thu 12.45, 3.30, 6.15 & 9.00	Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
16 May–22 May 3.50, 6.10 & 8.35; Sat & Sun 1.30, 3.50, 6.10 & 8.35; Mon & Tue 6.10 & 8.35	Dominion, Edinburgh
16 May–22 May 4.05, 6.20 & 8.40; Sat 11.25am, 1.40, 4.05, 6.20, 8.40 & 11.00; Sun 11.25am, 1.40, 4.05, 6.20 & 8.40; Thu 1.40, 4.05, 6.20 & 8.40	Vue Inverness, Inverness
16 May–22 May 8.30	The Pavilion, Galashiels

The Absolute Best of Absolute Beginners
Date	Location
Seven of the best acts from the successful and awesomely friendly Mercat night, headed up by Keara Murphy. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
2 Jun–4 Jun 10.00	Cruz, Edinburgh

The Best of Red Raw
Date	Location
The Stand's famous new talent night showcases some of its shining stars of the local comedy scene, with headliner Chris Forbes and compere Sian Bevan. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
4 Jun 8.00	Cruz, Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club
Date	Location
It's another long weekend, with three chances to see this lovely bunch: JoJo Smith, Daliso Chaponda, Mark Walker and the cheeky Irish poet/comic/ginger Owen O'Neill. Dancing afterwards, as well you know.
16 May, 17 May 8.00	Jongleurs, Glasgow

Ash Dickinson
Date	Location
Slam champion Ash Dickinson explores life in verse in 'Unrest at the Dolphinarium'. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
5 Jun 8.00	Bar Diesel, Edinburgh

The Best of Irish Comedy
Date	Location
Some of the best acts from over the water perform, all led by their wee Irish hands by MC Niall Browne. Featuring Michael Smiley, Grainne McGuire and Jeff O'Boyle. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
1 Jun 8.00	Cruz, Edinburgh

The Best of Scottish Comedy
Date	Location
Where better to demonstrate Scottish talent than Leith Festival, eh? Getting all tartan on us are MC Bruce Devlin, Dougie Dunlop, Paul Pirie and Keir McAllister. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
31 May 8.00	Cruz, Edinburgh

Janey Godley: Live and Unleashed!
Date	Location
Lady Godley bounds onto the stage, with her signature forthright brand of humour that takes no prisoners.
16 May 8.00	Adam Smith Theatre, Kirkcaldy

Benefit in Aid of Marie Curie Cancer Care
Date	Location
A lovely bunch of comedians give up their time to help raise funds for Marie Curie Cancer Care which provides care and support for terminally ill people.
27 May 8.30	The Stand, Edinburgh

Bruce Morton
Date	Location
One of the foremost names in Scottish comedy performs in a unique full-length show. Well, obviously the man will perform. The name is just decoration. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
30 May 8.00	Cruz, Edinburgh

Definitely, Maybe (Senior Screening)
Date	Location
Single, 30-something Manhattan dad Will Hayes (Reynolds) answers questions from his ten-year-old daughter Maya (Abigail Breslin) about his life before marriage and realises that he still has opportunities with three very different women. Another crapola Working Title romantic drama with Fisher, Banks and Weisz as the ladies in Will's life.
21 May Wed 10.30am	Odeon Dumfries, Dumfries
21 May Wed 11.45am	Odeon Dunfermline, Dunfermline

Evan Almighty
Date	Location
One-joke comedy about a humble congressman (Carell) who is visited by God (a painfully smug Freeman) and told to build an ark. With animals lining up two by two, Evan is forced to question his maker's mysterious ways during his conversion from straight-laced suit to mystic sage in this tepid religious farce.
17 May–18 May Sat & Sun 11.00am	Empire Clydebank, Clydebank

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Date	Location
Writer and star Segal is Peter Bretter, a composer who gets dumped by his soap star girlfriend Sarah Marshall (Bell). Heading to Hawaii he bumps into her and her new rock star boyfriend Aldous Snow (Brand), who steals the show in an otherwise predictable and grating romantic comedy.
16 May–22 May 11.00am, 1.30, 4.00, 6.25 & 8.55; Fri & Sat 11.00am, 1.30, 4.00, 6.25, 8.55 & 11.25	Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
16 May–22 May Fri & Sat 11.15am, 2.00, 4.35, 7.15, 9.50 & 0.20am; 11.15am, 2.00, 4.35, 7.15 & 9.50	Showcase Cinema, Coatbridge, Glasgow
16 May–22 May Fri & Sat 11.15am, 2.00, 4.35, 7.15, 9.50 & 0.15am; 11.15am, 2.00, 4.35, 7.15 & 9.50	Showcase Cinema, Paisley, Paisley
16 May–22 May Fri & Sat 12.00, 3.00, 5.50, 8.50 & 11.30; 12.00, 3.00, 5.50 & 8.50; Tue 12.00, 3.00 & 8.50	Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow
16 May–22 May 12.20, 3.00, 5.40 & 8.20; Thu 3.00 & 8.50	Cineworld Aberdeen, Aberdeen
16 May–21 May 12.20, 3.00, 5.35 & 8.20	Perth Playhouse, Perth
16 May–22 May 12.50, 3.20, 6.00 & 8.40; Tue 3.20, 6.00 & 8.40; Thu 6.50 & 9.20; Fri & Sat 12.50, 3.20, 6.00, 8.40 & 11.20; Mon 12.50, 3.20 & 8.40	Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
16 May–21 May 1.00, 3.40, 6.25 & 9.10	Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
16 May–21 May Fri–Wed 1.00, 3.30, 6.00 & 8.45	Vue Livingston, Livingston
16 May–22 May 1.10, 3.50, 6.30 & 9.40	Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew
16 May–22 May 1.15, 3.45, 6.15 & 8.45; Fri & Sat 1.15, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 & 11.15	Odeon Dundee, Dundee
16 May–21 May 1.15, 4.00, 6.30 & 9.00; Sat 1.15, 4.00 & 9.00; Fri 1.15, 4.00, 6.30, 9.00 & 11.30	Vue Aberdeen, Aberdeen
16 May–22 May 11.20am, 1.40, 4.20, 7.00 & 9.30; Fri & Wed 1.40, 4.20, 7.00 & 9.30; Sat 11.20am, 1.40 & 4.20; Thu 1.40 & 4.20	Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
16 May–21 May 1.45 & 6.45	Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
16 May–22 May 2.30, 5.30 & 8.15	Odeon Dunfermline, Dunfermline
16 May–21 May 2.30, 5.30 & 8.15; Fri 2.30, 5.30, 8.15 & 11.00; Sat 11.30am, 2.30, 5.30, 8.15 & 11.00; Mon & Tue 11.30am, 2.30, 5.30 & 8.15	Vue Edinburgh Omni, Edinburgh
16 May–22 May 2.45, 5.30 & 8.15; Thu 2.45 & 8.15	Odeon Wester Hailes, Edinburgh
16 May–22 May 2.50, 5.40 & 8.15	Empire Clydebank, Clydebank
16 May–22 May 3.00, 5.50 & 8.30; Sat & Sun 12.10, 3.00, 5.50 & 8.30	Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
16 May–22 May 3.15, 6.15 & 9.00; Thu 12.30, 3.15, 6.15 & 9.00	Odeon At The Quay, Glasgow
16 May–22 May Fri 3.30, 6.10 & 8.50; Sat 12.50, 3.30, 6.10 & 8.50; Sun–Wed 3.20, 6.00 & 8.40; Thu 3.50 & 8.50	Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
16 May–22 May 3.40, 6.10 & 8.45; Sat 1.10 & 3.40; Sun 1.10, 3.40, 6.10 & 8.45; Thu 1.10	Vue Inverness, Inverness
16 May–21 May 3.40, 6.10 & 9.00; Sat & Sun 1.00, 3.40, 6.10 & 9.00	Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk
16 May–22 May Fri–Wed 4.15 & 8.45; Thu 4.00 & 9.00	Highland Theatre, Oban
16 May–22 May 5.30 & 8.20	Odeon, Edinburgh
16 May–22 May 5.50 & 8.30	Odeon Ayr, Ayr
16 May–22 May Fri & Mon–Wed 6.15 & 8.30; Sat & Sun 1.45, 4.00, 6.15 & 8.30; Thu 6.15 & 8.15	All Star Factory, Thurso
16 May–21 May Fri–Wed 8.20	The Pavilion, Galashiels
16 May–21 May Fri–Mon & Wed 8.20; Tue 1.45 & 8.20	Lonsdale Cinema, Annan

Daniel Kitson
Date	Location
Mr Kitson, the bearded one in need of no introduction or hype, presents his show 'The Impotent Fury of the Privileged', a look at tutting at the world from one's armchair.
19 May, 20 May 8.30	The Stand, Edinburgh
2 Jun–3 Jun 8.30	The Stand, Glasgow

Frankie Boyle
Date	Location
The razor-tongued star of 'Mock the Week' and '8 out of 10 Cats' makes a stand-up appearance as part of his first national tour. Ages 16+
3 Oct	Edinburgh Festival Theatre, Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club
Date	Location
Barry Castagnola and Andre Vincent take a trip to Scotland, in the company of Sean Collins, in a show worth seeing. Food, dancing, drink, girls, boys, etc.
16 May, 17 May 8.15	Jongleurs, Edinburgh

The Simpsons Movie
Date	Location
It's not going to change the world and, at 90 minutes, it slightly runs out of steam but this is nonetheless a fairly enjoyable big screen outing for everyone's favourite family. The plot, as ever, is secondary: Homer accidentally pollutes the Springfield water supply and causes a mass exodus. While the strong political satire of the early episodes has long been replaced by pop culture references, this will still be one of the surefire hits of the summer.
17 May Sat 10.00am	Cineworld Aberdeen, Aberdeen
17 May Sat 10.00am	Cineworld Parkhead, Glasgow
17 May Sat 10.00am	Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
17 May Sat 10.00am	Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
17 May Sat 10.05am	Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk

Bank Holiday Special
Date	Location
Stretch out the weekend a little bit further as Bruce Morton, Greg McHugh, Lazyhand and Carly Baker perform an extra date in celebration of doing nothing. With MC Raymond Mearns.
25 May 8.30	The Stand, Edinburgh

The Best of Scottish Comedy
Date	Location
Another dose of local comedy in conjunction with the Stand, tonight with MC Susan Morrison. She herds on the talents of Joe Heenan, Paul Pirie and Keir McAllister. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
7 Jun 8.00	Cruz, Edinburgh

Comedy @ The State
Date	Location
An Aberdonian theme for this evening, with headliner Gus Tawse and support from Andy Learmonth. All hosted, of course, by Chris 'The Ram' Broomfield.
31 May 9.00	The State Bar, Glasgow

Ha Ha Comedy
Date	Location
Stand-up comedy.
16 May 8.00	Palace Theatre, Kilmarnock

Heresy
Date	Location
Rick Molland's den of inequity welcomes another load of comedians unleashing the darkest pieces of material they can think of.
Thursdays Thu 9.00	The Jekyll & Hyde, Edinburgh

Laughing Horse at Meadows Bar
Date	Location
Resident compere brings on another selection of comedians, hand-picked for your pleasure: Jay Sodagar, Chris Forbes, Jane Walker, David Connor, Jeff O'Boyle, Kirsty Moss, Bunstan McFunkstan and Rick Molland.
16 May 8.00	The Meadows Bar, Edinburgh

Bank Holiday Special
Date	Location
Another day of fun and frolics from Anvil Springtien, Marcus Birdman, Gerry McDade, Derek Devine and host Michael Redmond.
25 May 8.30	The Stand, Glasgow

Best of Irish
Date	Location
Coincidence of birthplace has never been funnier, as Michael Redmond hosts an evening of Irish comedy. Representing the Emerald Isle are: Michael Smiley, Grainne Maguire, Eric Lalor and Jeff O'Boyle.
28 May 8.30	The Stand, Glasgow

Comedy @ The State
Date	Location
Chris Broomfield oversees this cosy basement gig, with headliner Neil McFarlane entertaining the troops along with a concoction of special guests.
24 May 9.00	The State Bar, Glasgow

Dara O'Briain
Date	Location
The Irish comedy star and former host of BBC2's 'Mock the Week' returns to Scotland with his observational humour. 'Part of Perth Festival of the Arts'.
31 May 8.00	Perth Concert Hall, Perth

Jimmy Carr: Repeat Offender
Date	Location
More from the deadpan one, fresh from presenting 'Eight Out of Ten Cats'.
21 Jun 8.00	Perth Concert Hall, Perth
22 Jun–23 Jun 8.00	Music Hall, Aberdeen

Northern Laughs
Date	Location
Join Paul Pirie in a night of laughter with the enticing line-up of David Kay, Graham Mackie and Gus Tawse
1 Jun 8.30	Cafe Drummonds, Aberdeen

What Happens in Vegas . . . (Parent & Baby Screening)
Date	Location
This underwhelming romantic comedy details the love trajectory of Vegas gamblers Joy (Diaz) and Jack (Kutcher), who wake up one morning to find they are married and have also hit the jackpot on the tables. Cue farcical attempts to cheat each other out of the money while falling in love. This dumb but watchable is really just a bit of a waste of time.
20 May Tue 11.00am	Odeon Ayr, Ayr
20 May Tue 11.00am	Odeon East Kilbride, East Kilbride
20 May Tue 11.15am	Odeon Wester Hailes, Edinburgh
22 May Thu 10.30am	Grosvenor, Glasgow

Best of Scottish
Date	Location
The monthly trip to the sweetie shop that is the Best of Scottish. Tonight you can tuck into the delights of Dougie Dunlop, Neil McFarlane, Gus Tawse and Vladimir McTavish.
28 May 8.30	The Stand, Edinburgh

Craig Hill's Makin' a Big Song and Dance!
Date	Location
Craig Hill returns to the stage with a new show about his love affair with music.
27 Jun 8.00	Falkirk Town Hall, Falkirk

Daddy Day Camp
Date	Location
Unloveable sequel to the equally unlovable 'Daddy Day Care' which hails a new low in Gooding's career. Crude and sentimental, the film relies on bodily-fluid gags that fall well short of the barely-raised bar established by kiddie pratfall comedies such as 'Cheaper by the Dozen'.
17 May–18 May Sat & Sun 10.00am	Vue Edinburgh Ocean, Edinburgh
17 May–18 May Sat & Sun 10.50am	Vue Hamilton, Hamilton
17 May–22 May Sat–Mon & Thu 11.00am	Vue Livingston, Livingston
17 May–18 May Sat & Sun 11.10am	Vue Inverness, Inverness

The Essential Chic Murray
Date	Location
A tribute to the late, great comedian by his daughter Annabelle featuring music and footage of the legendary act. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
31 May 7.30	South Leith Parish Church, Edinburgh

Four Poofs And A Piano
Date	Location
Musical comedy from those four campsters who regularly spice up Jonathon Ross' show. 'Part of Perth Festival of the Arts'.
25 May 7.30	Perth Theatre, Perth

Ha Ha Raw Comedy
Date	Location
A beautiful night of new comedy talent, headed up by a professional headliner and MC, tucked in the heart of the Shawland. The line-ups change weekly, but always get there early for a seat.
Sundays Sun 8.30	Ivory Hotel, Glasgow

Magners Comedy Monday
Date	Location
Improbabble cheer up Mondays in Glasgow with some of their quick-witted, improvised japes. Come ready with suggestions; they might just ask you for some ideas and silence is just plain awkward.
Mondays Mon 8.15	McChuills, Glasgow

The Mighty Boosh
Date	Location
Join Vince Noir and Howard Moon (that's Noel Fielding and Julian Barrett in disguise) on their perilous search for the Ruby of Kukundu. Will they find it in time to save Naboo the Enigma? Yes, they will. Well, probably.
16 Jan	AECC, Aberdeen

The Stand
Date	Location
Susan Calman hosts this weekend, which looks set to be a veritable ambassador's ball of comedy nights with: Gavin Webster, Darrin Rose, Ricky Callan and Morgan Jones.
16 May, 17 May 9.00	The Stand, Edinburgh

The Stand
Date	Location
Bruce Devlin introduces the immensely popular Ian Cognito, who returns after nigh-on setting fire to the Stand during his Glasgow Festival show. Joining him are the somewhat calmer Anthony J Brown and Viv Gee.
16 May, 17 May 9.00	The Stand, Glasgow

Whose Lunch Is It Anyway?
Date	Location
Mope on down to the Stand and allow improv lords Stu and Garry to whisk you away to a magical land where two grown men will act out anything you tell them to. Bliss. There's hot food and all.
Sundays Sun 1.00	The Stand, Edinburgh

Wicked Wenches
Date	Location
Regular host Susan Calman jollies up this evening which grants you access to some of the finest lady-comedy in the land. Tonight showcases the talents of Jo Enright, Wendy Wason, AL Kennedy and Katie Craig.
3 Jun 8.30	The Stand, Edinburgh
4 Jun 8.30	The Stand, Glasgow

Bruce Fummey - About the Jacobites
Date	Location
Find out who the Jacobites were in a very unique way, as Perthshire funnyman and acclaimed after-dinner speaker Bruce Fummey leads your eager minds up to Culloden.
15 Jul 8.00	Pitlochry Festival Theatre, Pitlochry

Fred MacAulay
Date	Location
The popular morning radio show host shares his witticisms about life and living in Scotland today.
24 May 7.00	The Ironworks Live Music Venue, Inverness
28 May 8.00	The CatStrand, Castle Douglas
5 Jun 8.00	Cumbernauld Theatre, Cumbernauld
12 Jun 8.00	An Lanntair Arts Centre and Cinema, Isle of Lewis
27 Jun 8.00	Arts Guild Theatre, Greenock
29 Jun 8.00	Aberdeen Arts Centre, Aberdeen

The Heresy Project
Date	Location
Sully O'Sullivan and Rick Molland calmly (kinda) explain why God is a nonsense and you're all wrong. All of you. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
3 Jun 8.00	Bar Diesel, Edinburgh

Improvised Comedy with Stu & Garry
Date	Location
Get your answers ready, as Stand favourites Stu Murphy and Garry Dobson live by their wits alone in their improvised show of glory. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
3 Jun 8.00	Cruz, Edinburgh

Jason Rouse
Date	Location
He ain't for the easily offended but if you want comedy to scrap past your knuckles only to hit a kitten in the eye, then this is the man for you. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
5 Jun 8.00	Cruz, Edinburgh

Jimmy Carr: Repeat Offender
Date	Location
More from the deadpan one, fresh from presenting 'Eight Out of Ten Cats'.
20 Jun 8.00	Eden Court Theatre, Inverness

Jongleurs Comedy Club
Date	Location
You'll have been paid, so you're as well spending it on comedy rather than anything else. And with a line-up including John Ryan, Phil Butler and the lovely Steve Day, it becomes more tempting than ever.
29 May, 30 May, 31 May 8.00	Jongleurs, Glasgow

Kevin Bridges
Date	Location
After his roaringly successful show last year, Mr Bridges returns in triumph to Leith Festival with a little bit of help from Martin McAllister. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
2 Jun 8.00	Cruz, Edinburgh

Little Love Affairs: Behind Bars!
Date	Location
Keara Murphy brings back her show crammed full of character comedy to make you laugh and cry. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
5 Jun–6 Jun 10.00	Cruz, Edinburgh

Michael Redmond's Sunday Service
Date	Location
Start the month as you may or may not mean to go on. Chilled out comedy from Michael Redmond, with guests Joe Heenan, Austin Low, Rab Brown, Kim Griffin and Michael Adams.
1 Jun 8.30	The Stand, Glasgow

Red Raw
Date	Location
The bubbling volcano of new talent that is Red Raw erupts every Monday in an explosion of bargain comedy. Tonight you'll even be treated to entertainment from professionals Greg McHugh and Eric Lalor.
26 May 8.30	The Stand, Edinburgh
27 May 8.30	The Stand, Glasgow

Scotland United
Date	Location
Ankur Productions unites an international team of performers from Scotland to provide a mix of music, dance and comedy in collaboration with the Scottish Refugee Council.
12 Jun 7.30	The Arches, Glasgow

The Stand
Date	Location
MC Raymond Mearns rolls up for a heady weekend of hedonistic fun to fill your heads with comedy. With fabulous performers Bruce Morton, Greg McHugh, the musical Lazyhand and Carly Baker.
23 May, 24 May 9.00	The Stand, Edinburgh

The Stand
Date	Location
Two of the great minds of Scottish comedy perform together as MC Susan Morrison introduces Dougue Dunlop. With performances from the marvellous Seymour Mace, Grainne Maguire and Austin Low.
30 May, 31 May 9.00	The Stand, Edinburgh

The Sunday Night Laugh-In
Date	Location
The human sherbert Billy Kirkwood hosts a splendid end to the week, with Des McLean, Gordon Alexander, Derek Johnston, Lucy Oldham and Ross Baillie.
1 Jun 8.30	The Stand, Edinburgh

The Amazing Bastards!
Date	Location
Ruffians Steven Dick, Allan Miller and Teddy do their utmost (well, they'll at least try a wee bit) to entertain, excite and repulse you. 'Part of the Leith Festival'
8 Jun 8.00	Cruz, Edinburgh

The Ugly Duckling and Me!
Date	Location
Quirky Danish animated adaptation of the popular Hans Christian Andersen story. Fun but visually disappointing and lacking the humour and innovation of the comparable 'Ratatouille'.
17 May–18 May Sat & Sun 12.45	Lonsdale Cinema, Annan

What Happens in Vegas . . . (Subtitled)
Date	Location
This underwhelming romantic comedy details the love trajectory of Vegas gamblers Joy (Diaz) and Jack (Kutcher), who wake up one morning to find they are married and have also hit the jackpot on the tables. Cue farcical attempts to cheat each other out of the money while falling in love. This dumb but watchable is really just a bit of a waste of time.
16 May–20 May Fri 6.50; Tue 8.10	Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
17 May–22 May Sat 3.20; Mon 5.45; Thu 8.15	Odeon, Edinburgh
21 May 2.45, 6.00 & 8.30	Odeon Dunfermline, Dunfermline
22 May Thu 6.40	Odeon: Braehead, Renfrew

Ashley Frieze
Date	Location
Musical comedy from side-splitter Frieze.
14 Jun 9.00	Harbour Arts Centre, Irvine

Bee Movie
Date	Location
Barry B Benson graduates from college to find that he still only has one possible career: making honey. Disillusioned, he moves to Manhattan where he discovers that humans steal and eat honey and resolves to file a lawsuit against the honey giant, Big Honey. An oddly conceived vehicle for a reluctant star, 'Bee Movie' deserves a B-minus for effort.
17 May Sat 10.00am	Cineworld Aberdeen, Aberdeen
17 May Sat 10.00am	Cineworld Dundee, Dundee
17 May Sat 10.00am	Cineworld Edinburgh, Edinburgh
17 May Sat 10.15am	Cineworld Falkirk, Falkirk

Drillbit Taylor
Date	Location
Three school kids who are being bullied hire a bodyguard to protect them in this anaemic comedy, starring a miscast Wilson as the titular protector and directed by Brill, the actor-turned-director who gave us the less than singular joys of 'Without a Paddle' and 'Little Nicky'.
17 May–18 May Sat & Sun 6.00	Pickaquoy Centre, Orkney
17 May–22 May 8.00	Picture House, Campbeltown
22 May Thu 8.30	An Lanntair Arts Centre and Cinema, Isle of Lewis

Fool's Gold
Date	Location
Witless, plodding rom-com romp that reunites 'How to Lose A Guy in Ten Days' pretty pair McConaughey and Hudson as estranged husband and wife-cum-treasure hunters on the trail of a legendary treasure ship, assisted by Sutherland's dapper billionaire and pursued by Hart's ruthless rapper-gangster. All that glitters is not gold.
16 May–18 May Fri & Sun 8.30; Sat 5.30	Screen Machine: Brodick, Brodick
17 May–20 May Sat 12.30; Sun & Tue 12.40	Odeon Kilmarnock, Kilmarnock
20 May Tue 8.30	Screen Machine: Millport, Millport

Girls Night Out
Date	Location
Comedian and columnist Jane Godley will lead you through a man-free evening of fun, with performances from tribute act The Spicey Girls and hilarious Scottish anecdotes.
21 May 6.30–11.00	Rutherglen Town Hall, Rutherglen

Jongleurs Comedy Club
Date	Location
If you fancy some raucous comedy, with a few chips and a disco on the side then hop on the Jongleurs train. This weekend sees the talents of Simon Clayton, Parrot and Tom Stade put to the test.
23 May, 24 May 8.15	Jongleurs, Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club
Date	Location
Some of the finest circuit comedians come to the Jongleurs den, with tonight's performers including Raymond Mearns and Jason-John Whitehead. Dancing afterwards is included. And music, obviously.
30 May, 31 May 8.15	Jongleurs, Edinburgh

Madness Comedy Gong
Date	Location
Comedians battle against the gong for a chance to win £1,000 - how much you laugh will determine how far they go.
Wednesdays Wed 9.00	Madness, Glasgow

Michael Redmond's Sunday Service
Date	Location
Another Sunday in the church of 'Father Ted' actor Michael Redmond, this time with performers John Ross, Ro Campbell, Michael Manley and Katie Craig.
18 May 8.30	The Stand, Glasgow

Paul Merton's Impro Chums
Date	Location
The 'Have I Got News for You' star is joined by funny friends for some improvised hilarity.
6 Jun 7.30	Pavilion Theatre, Glasgow
7 Jun 8.00	Music Hall, Aberdeen

Raw Comedy
Date	Location
A new comedy night for Glasgow, designed to accommodate the wealth of new, emerging talent, with a mixture of experienced and fresher acts.
Sundays Sun 9.00	Ivory Hotel, Glasgow

Rebus McTaggart
Date	Location
Richard Thomson's one-man show parodies popular police characters to comic ends. 'Part of Perth Festival of the Arts'.
29 May 7.30	Perth Theatre, Perth

Red Raw
Date	Location
Steven Dick and Gerry McDade herd through another flock of newer acts, taking to the stage to try out material on a (hopefully) eager audience.
20 May 8.30	The Stand, Glasgow

Red Raw
Date	Location
Another evening of new and experimental comedy, tonight with improv dudes Stu and Garry, with the marvellous Vladimir McTavish.
2 Jun 8.30	The Stand, Edinburgh

Ross 'Teddy' Craig
Date	Location
Strong language, effortless humour and autobiographical tales make Teddy a funny man.
4 Jul 8.00	East Kilbride Arts Centre, East Kilbride

Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
Date	Location
There's no doubting the effort put into this one man show, but he seems to have spent more time perfecting the timing between his characters and less on producing any kind of script. Over 16s.
13 Jun 8.00	Eastgate Theatre & Arts Centre, Peebles

Singin' I'm Not a Billy He's a Tim
Date	Location
Des Dillon's classic anti-sectarian play sees two Rangers and Celtic fans locked up together in a cell for the duration of an Old Firm match.
31 May 8.00	East Kilbride Arts Centre, East Kilbride
7 Jun 7.30	Paisley Arts Centre, Paisley

The Stand
Date	Location
Yay for the weekend and a night of top comedy hosted by Susan Morrison. This weekend's line-up has come from across the land to entertain you: Anvil Springstien, Marcus Birdman, Gerry McDade and Derek Devine.
23 May, 24 May 9.00	The Stand, Glasgow

The Stand
Date	Location
A weekend of acts with nothing but comedy in common, all hosted by Susan Calman. With Michael Smiley, Teddy and Jeff O'Boyle doing the do.
30 May, 31 May 9.00	The Stand, Glasgow