Singin' I'm No a Billy He's a Tim

Goldfish Theatre presents its take on Des Dillon's classic anti-sectarian play, which has a Rangers and a Celtic fan locked up together in a cell for the duration of an Old Firm match.

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Performance times

Grangemouth Town Hall
Bo'ness Road
Grangemouth, FK3 8AN Scotland
Box office 01324 506850
Motherwell Concert Hall and Theatre
Civic Centre,
Windmillhill Street
Motherwell, North Lanarkshire, ML1 1AB
Box office 01698 403120
General enquiries 01698 302999

Grangemouth Town Hall

Fri 26 Jul

£15 (£13) / 01324 506850

Part of Funny in Falkirk.

Motherwell Concert Hall and Theatre

Thu 10 Oct

£15 (£13.50) / 01698 403120

Fri 11 Oct

£15 (£13.50) / 01698 403120

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4. I'm no a billy he's a tim6 May 2009, 1:49pm5 stars Singin' I'm No a Billy He's a Tim Report

I am pleased to have been part of this audience as we had such a fabulous night. The show was just great and the six of us will certainly have no hesitation of recommending to our family and friends. Workmates also came along to the show on other nights and also enjoyed it thouroughly. I'm so glad I mentioned it to them otherwise they would not have experienced such a good laugh.

5. Joyce9 Jun 2009, 1:58pm5 stars Singin' I'm No a Billy He's a Tim Report

Glad to see your feed back on the show. Great to see you enjoyed it and would recommend it to others.
Hopefully we are going to see a DVD of this show in the next few months

6. Joyce23 Aug 2011, 8:27am Report

Dvd of Nlp Theatres Live performance is now on sale...check out www.nlptheatre.co.uk for more info...thanks

7. Richard Purdon - Irish News24 Oct 2012, 1:57pm5 stars Singin' I'm No a Billy He's a Tim Report

By Richard PurdenTwo hate-filled Old Firm fans are put into a prison cell on the day their teams meet on the park. Under the microscope Dillon plays out all their fears, paranoia, misconceptions and the hatred that has shaped their lives.One of the major delusions he deals with early on is when Rangers fan Billy announces: “We took you in.”You can see the audience wincing in their seat at the tangible ignorance. But most importantly Dillon’s play suggests the bigotry unites both sets of fans.“It’s boring without an enemy,” Tim admits.Dillon doesn’t take one side, here the Celtic fan is embittered, and he holds onto the mistakes of the past and is stunted by them. At the same time there is no line as hate-filled as “Up to our knees in Fenian blood.”Tim points out if this line was sung at any football match and you replaced Fenian with Paki or any other racial type there would be uproar — but not in Scotland. The nature of the two supporters is also revealing. A Celtic fan will insult you with a slap on the back, a smile on his face and with the wink of an eye but the Rangers fan may say the same line and sound stoic, bitter and twisted.How each supporter feels about his national identity is shaped by the other. The Rangers fan is one of the last bastions of a British identity without understanding what that means.Both sets of these supporters lose their Scottish identity because their understanding of Scotland is shaped by their adversary. Even if it’s just for a moment at the end of the play they both begin to realise their intolerance of each other has made them social lepers

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